laundromat

Laudry, Laundered. Back in the 90s started the "clean" and "safe" comedy, some of which were played in Laundromats. In an Iconic Speech from "Joking the Chicken" Duckman lashes out at such a movement that led to the "Woke Comedy." Basically describes any humor as "bad comedy" when worked into the context of the a statement.

"He really took that joke to the laundromat." or "He laundered that act" or "He took that act to the laundry."

by pornstitute October 12, 2019

Confessional Catholic

Someone who lives sin 6 days a week, even the same one weekly, and Worships on Saturday Confessions.

The disco queen was a devout Confessional Catholic.

by pornstitute September 06, 2022

Congo Gangbang

When the fathers of the community catch a man trying to have sex with a kid, taking turns "reclaiming" the neighborhood.

They caught a pedo creeping the neighborhood and showed him what for with a Congo Gangbang.

by pornstitute September 01, 2022

Mixed Berry

A roughed up pile ridden ass, not quite yet prolapsed. Usually a versatile homosexual anus after a week.

That Mixed Berry looks nasty, I want to puke.

by pornstitute October 19, 2023

Hawk Tuah

In a sick a tipsy state you mispronounce doctor and cluelessly being sent show to show, no one realizing you were once on Ford Farlane, not a 21 year old girl.

Hawk Tuah is once again on another podcast and both parties have no idea why.

by pornstitute August 05, 2024

Goofying

Sex with children, often as furries or costume characters, not exclusively.
Goofying, or Goofying around.

Call the cops, this guy is goofying....nah shoot him in the head.

by pornstitute August 17, 2023

Eatapuss Syndrome

A punchline in the comedy act of The Black Jester, referring to mommy issues and lesbianism. Regarding seeking sentimental validation (sexually) from another woman.

She ran through a million dental damns due to her Eatapuss Syndrome.

by pornstitute November 14, 2023