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Pornstitution

Well Pornocracy is a term referring to political corruption and it’s blended with part of the prostitution. A condemnation of large oppressive states. Originates with a Vancouver Mayoral Candidate, and Comedian's, Political website, used to mock himself.
His policies are vague empty promises designed for the sake of hiring his buddies, it's nothing more than pornstitution.
by pornstitute April 6, 2019
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Golfing

When Jessica Alba shoots someone down.
"Shooting Down Male (and female) Horndogs"
The masterful let down of a guy who will later claim he "hit that."
A kin to her joke about liking "hitting a few balls around," in Maxim.
She went Golfing all over that guy.
by pornstitute June 17, 2023
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MUMs The Word

A criticism pertaining the management, when criticising middle management or other useless and expensive building hold backs, Gölök Buday, the Black Jester would say "MUMs the word," going back to the 2000 election when Maharishi's university of Management started getting noticed, ala John Hageline.
Products would cost less if they spent less of tedious corporate bureaucracy, MUMs the Word!
by pornstitute August 16, 2023
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Xi cold

To bend the knee to the authoritarian and get a endless cold shoulder because you keep lying about why. Reference of Cold is Blizzard and Xi is self explanatory. The comedian "The Black Jester" used this as a pun. (Ze Cold).
Seems they are left in Xi Cold.
by pornstitute October 12, 2019
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TEH

Trans Exclusionary Homosexual. A Gay or Lesbian who will only date or have sex with people of the same biological sex as them. Also TEG or TEL.
The TEH won't date a Trans.
by pornstitute October 15, 2021
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Snoped

When someone takes your satire or joke too seriously. Like literal truth and tries or demands a fact check, even complains about the errors.
Huffinglue Post was Snoped!
by pornstitute November 28, 2019
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Xitface

A person or company that brown noses and acts kindly to totalitarian states like China.
Don't be a Xitface, say no to commies.
by pornstitute October 12, 2019
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