pornstitute's definitions

Xitface

A person or company that brown noses and acts kindly to totalitarian states like China.

Don't be a Xitface, say no to commies.

by pornstitute October 12, 2019

FAG(GOT)

Foto Art Gallery, once used by comedian, The Black Jester, to troll LA left progressives, they later burned down the parody art institution.
Also a site in the works of the vain. FAGGOIT bieng Foto Art Gallery: Getting Others Together.

FAG(GOT)'s opening was announced to the dismay of spoiled protesters.

by pornstitute July 28, 2025

John Jacking

To tell people how to be a man while taking things into your own anus.

The suspicious dude may be john jacking you.

by pornstitute January 19, 2022

gyroid

A reference to Animal Crossing used in a Vancouver Municipal Election as a point about funding things voluntarily. To voluntarily fund public projects. Taxless project funding.

Want it funded, put a gyroid on it.

by pornstitute July 15, 2021

Youthanize

To hit a Sumerian in the back of the neck with a needle full of a strange solution forcing them to shed and become a child again.

He hit him point blank in the back of the neck to youthanize him.

by pornstitute March 15, 2023

Down To Clown

Planning to rape a child.

That dude near the ball pit looks Down to Clown.

by pornstitute October 24, 2023

YoYo Moralist

A person who does some shitty things til it weakens him too long, and bounces back a while doing the right or no-wrong until they feel up to doing shitty things again.
Moral bet hedging.

The YoYo Moralist hedged his bets with a weak of clean living.

by pornstitute October 19, 2023