pornstitute's definitions

Get Laid

What a group of people, in many cases, frat boys go around to gang up and rape women. Either coercive or forcefully.

Three dudes walked in on the nervous girl saying "we're gonna get laid."

by pornstitute July 12, 2024

Ozzie Giver

Formerly Indian Giver. Aptly stated in a tweet by @haveabj in response to the Australian reversal of Novak Djokervic's Visa. Basically meaning to offer someone something, give it to them, and take it back. Also Australian Giver.

Hey, you gave me that you Ozzie Giver!

by pornstitute January 13, 2022

Dithered

A delay in video....most notably from the era of real video and vivo active players..

Her video was dithered, and wouldn't play.

by pornstitute September 6, 2022

TEH

Trans Exclusionary Homosexual. A Gay or Lesbian who will only date or have sex with people of the same biological sex as them. Also TEG or TEL.

The TEH won't date a Trans.

by pornstitute October 15, 2021

Golfing

When Jessica Alba shoots someone down.
"Shooting Down Male (and female) Horndogs"
The masterful let down of a guy who will later claim he "hit that."
A kin to her joke about liking "hitting a few balls around," in Maxim.

She went Golfing all over that guy.

by pornstitute June 17, 2023

Pornstitution

Well Pornocracy is a term referring to political corruption and it’s blended with part of the prostitution. A condemnation of large oppressive states. Originates with a Vancouver Mayoral Candidate, and Comedian's, Political website, used to mock himself.

His policies are vague empty promises designed for the sake of hiring his buddies, it's nothing more than pornstitution.

by pornstitute April 6, 2019

Quartering A Dead Horse

To trivialize a beaten dead horse.

Jeremy's Bud Light statements was just Quartering A Dead Horse.

by pornstitute August 7, 2024