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Coffee Bong 

A Japanese Coffee device known as a syphon.

He made a strong brew with his coffee bong.

Coffee Bong by pornstitute April 25, 2023

Instagram Boyfriend 

Cuck who needs validation posing as a boyfriend on the internet of online and "celebrated" personalities. Some looking more like brothers or sons.
Also: Instagram Husband

That pornstar seems to have an Instagram Boyfriend.

Instagram Boyfriend by pornstitute April 14, 2023

Paedgelist 

Beating a guy up who tries to screw your under aged child.

The paedgelist beat down the paedophile

Paedgelist by pornstitute April 10, 2023

Pudgelism 

The art of penile jousting, pointing your penis into another one to see who has the strongest blast.
Also, Pudgelist and Pudgelize (to scorch the other jouster). Used in Standup of The Black Jester.

The pudgelist turned blasted and scorched the other man's penis. He pudgelized the other man. It's what pudgelism is all about.

Pudgelism by pornstitute April 10, 2023

Bonzainite 

Bonzainite or Bonzai'd person, represents Canaanite adults who were essentially given a death-coma before 18. Looking very child like. Stunted growth.

Dakota Fanning looks like a Bonzainite.....

Bonzainite by pornstitute April 9, 2023

Youthanize 

To hit a Sumerian in the back of the neck with a needle full of a strange solution forcing them to shed and become a child again.

He hit him point blank in the back of the neck to youthanize him.

Youthanize by pornstitute March 15, 2023

Dreams Of Genie

A very gay man. A kin to Darren. Flaming....

That guy is so flaming, he dreams of genie.

Dreams Of Genie by pornstitute March 3, 2023