pornstitute's definitions

Goofying

Sex with children, often as furries or costume characters, not exclusively.
Goofying, or Goofying around.

Call the cops, this guy is goofying....nah shoot him in the head.

by pornstitute August 17, 2023

It

An unknown quality given to a girl or woman without her asking by marketing people in the media.

That actress is the "It Girl."

by pornstitute August 9, 2024

Eatapuss Syndrome

A punchline in the comedy act of The Black Jester, referring to mommy issues and lesbianism. Regarding seeking sentimental validation (sexually) from another woman.

She ran through a million dental damns due to her Eatapuss Syndrome.

by pornstitute November 14, 2023

Colored Page

To violate an original work, or intent, to rip apart someone's work and use it as toilet paper.
Fucking a creative person over.

He colored paged the scene upon seeing a negative commentary about rape.

by pornstitute September 12, 2023

nuancer

A person who constantly gets the definition of nuance wrong, a frequent mistake lately, as people use a Thesaurus to approximate definitions to look smarter than they are. Nuance being a "subtle change" with no time based tense, since it's movement in time itself. Some seem to define it to themselves because they see the word new in it. Could be used to define any frequent word misuse.

Tim Pool is a nuancer. That nuancer just said nuanced, that's a past tense, there is no tense.

by pornstitute November 14, 2019

Couch Chowder

A crude seminal discharge, created by Colorado Frat boy after he prematurely ejaculates to someone's daughter.
A Transcendental Meditation sacrament.

Those frat boys are pigs, he left a whole load of couch chowder on my furnature.

by pornstitute August 7, 2023

Paedgelist

Beating a guy up who tries to screw your under aged child.

The paedgelist beat down the paedophile

by pornstitute April 10, 2023