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Colored Page

To violate an original work, or intent, to rip apart someone's work and use it as toilet paper.
Fucking a creative person over.

He colored paged the scene upon seeing a negative commentary about rape.

Colored Page by pornstitute September 12, 2023

Goofying 

Sex with children, often as furries or costume characters, not exclusively.
Goofying, or Goofying around.

Call the cops, this guy is goofying....nah shoot him in the head.

Goofying by pornstitute August 17, 2023

MUMs The Word 

A criticism pertaining the management, when criticising middle management or other useless and expensive building hold backs, Gölök Buday, the Black Jester would say "MUMs the word," going back to the 2000 election when Maharishi's university of Management started getting noticed, ala John Hageline.

Products would cost less if they spent less of tedious corporate bureaucracy, MUMs the Word!

MUMs The Word by pornstitute August 16, 2023

Budlight Moment 

Budlight Moment or Bud Lighting, is to over saturate the market with Budlight references and the term "Budlighting" as if everyone is some sort of fratboy who is devastated that it was exposed as the official drink of "pegging."

Jeremy Hambly Budlighted again, or the Quartering is having a budlight moment again.

Budlight Moment by pornstitute August 9, 2023

Couch Chowder 

A crude seminal discharge, created by Colorado Frat boy after he prematurely ejaculates to someone's daughter.
A Transcendental Meditation sacrament.

Those frat boys are pigs, he left a whole load of couch chowder on my furnature.

Couch Chowder by pornstitute August 7, 2023

Cis 

Born As

He's cisgender.

Cis by pornstitute June 26, 2023

Golfing

When Jessica Alba shoots someone down.
"Shooting Down Male (and female) Horndogs"
The masterful let down of a guy who will later claim he "hit that."
A kin to her joke about liking "hitting a few balls around," in Maxim.

She went Golfing all over that guy.

Golfing by pornstitute June 17, 2023