Pornstitution

Well Pornocracy is a term referring to political corruption and it’s blended with part of the prostitution. A condemnation of large oppressive states. Originates with a Vancouver Mayoral Candidate, and Comedian's, Political website, used to mock himself.

His policies are vague empty promises designed for the sake of hiring his buddies, it's nothing more than pornstitution.

by pornstitute April 06, 2019

Golfing

When Jessica Alba shoots someone down.
"Shooting Down Male (and female) Horndogs"
The masterful let down of a guy who will later claim he "hit that."
A kin to her joke about liking "hitting a few balls around," in Maxim.

She went Golfing all over that guy.

by pornstitute June 17, 2023

Dreams Of Genie

A very gay man. A kin to Darren. Flaming....

That guy is so flaming, he dreams of genie.

by pornstitute March 03, 2023

Youthanize

To hit a Sumerian in the back of the neck with a needle full of a strange solution forcing them to shed and become a child again.

He hit him point blank in the back of the neck to youthanize him.

by pornstitute March 15, 2023

gyroid

A reference to Animal Crossing used in a Vancouver Municipal Election as a point about funding things voluntarily. To voluntarily fund public projects. Taxless project funding.

Want it funded, put a gyroid on it.

by pornstitute July 15, 2021

It

An unknown quality given to a girl or woman without her asking by marketing people in the media.

That actress is the "It Girl."

by pornstitute August 09, 2024

Cuomosexual

Someone who is sexually excited by the idea of being aggressively sexual harassed.

The cuomosexual thought day and night about being pinned to a wall, kissed and fondled, trembling in fear.

by pornstitute June 21, 2022