pornstitute's definitions

FAG(GOT)

Foto Art Gallery, once used by comedian, The Black Jester, to troll LA left progressives, they later burned down the parody art institution.
Also a site in the works of the vain. FAGGOIT bieng Foto Art Gallery: Getting Others Together.

FAG(GOT)'s opening was announced to the dismay of spoiled protesters.

by pornstitute July 28, 2025

John Jacking

To tell people how to be a man while taking things into your own anus.

The suspicious dude may be john jacking you.

by pornstitute January 19, 2022

Hillbilly Head

When a woman passes out on your crotch and vomits on your dick.

He was so desperate he grabbed that passed out girl and got some hillbilly head.

by pornstitute February 18, 2023

Congo Gangbang

When the fathers of the community catch a man trying to have sex with a kid, taking turns "reclaiming" the neighborhood.

They caught a pedo creeping the neighborhood and showed him what for with a Congo Gangbang.

by pornstitute September 1, 2022

White

A back handed or facetious way of saying Magnanimous. Popularized in "The Enforcer" and "The Eiger Sanction"

That's Mighty White Of You.

by pornstitute April 27, 2021

Yellow Cake

Bad intel, or a claim of wrong knowledge.

It's yellow cake, proclaims the the man in response to the inaccurate statement of fact.

by pornstitute February 6, 2024

Budlight Moment

Budlight Moment or Bud Lighting, is to over saturate the market with Budlight references and the term "Budlighting" as if everyone is some sort of fratboy who is devastated that it was exposed as the official drink of "pegging."

Jeremy Hambly Budlighted again, or the Quartering is having a budlight moment again.

by pornstitute August 9, 2023