two percenter

Two percent of the male population has an erect penis over nine inches.

He unzipped and pulled out his two percenter.

by murph January 27, 2005

blocka

Nonsense word used when mimicking someone of a different, non-English speaking nationality, usually Arabs.

''I asked the cab driver for my change and he gave me an odd look and was all ''Blocka blocka blocka''.

by murph March 23, 2005

window shopping

1. browsing shops without intending to buy anything that time.

2. actually shopping for new windows

3. watching the prostitutes in the red light district

1. "did you buy anything while you were out?"
"no, i was just window shopping"

2. "That little wanker just booted the ball through the window, i'll have to go window shopping now"

3. "Jimmy's gonna window shopping, i think he's after a blow job"

by Murph August 09, 2006

Duct Tape

1. It holds the universe together.

"Duct tape holds all things together."

by murph November 04, 2003

Cream of Meat

Semen

She licked up all of my cream of meat...

by Murph January 16, 2003

FC

Fire Crotch, One who has Red pubic hair and red hair atop their head.

What is up my* fellow FC? *Narator having Red Hair

by Murph January 06, 2004

Charp

To turn something on for the purpose of listening to music.

Hey, charp the radio because my show's about to come on.

by murph March 25, 2003