murph's definitions

Rooster

Also known as Cock, a Rooster is an exterier organ of the male

Dane loves the Rooster!

by Murph January 5, 2004

Alex Rodriguez

1. (v) To slap

2. (n) a purple cocksmoker; proven true by the color of his lips

3. (n) an overpaid baseball player brought to New York to win a World Series; look how that turned out

1. What a pansy Alex Rodriguez is, did you just see him SLAP another man...

2. Dude, what's up with A-Rod's lips.... Jeters dick must be purple

3. Get over yourself, you suck

by Murph April 18, 2005

wodie

Where u at?

1 kid: yo wodie
2 kid im hittin this nice party come chilkl

by Murph July 16, 2003

window shopping

1. browsing shops without intending to buy anything that time.

2. actually shopping for new windows

3. watching the prostitutes in the red light district

1. "did you buy anything while you were out?"
"no, i was just window shopping"

2. "That little wanker just booted the ball through the window, i'll have to go window shopping now"

3. "Jimmy's gonna window shopping, i think he's after a blow job"

by Murph August 9, 2006

Charp

To turn something on for the purpose of listening to music.

Hey, charp the radio because my show's about to come on.

by murph March 25, 2003

chuting

The act of connecting a hollow cylinder between two individuals' anuses, whereupon one of the two parties defecates. The resultant excrement is then slid variously between and into the anuses of both parties through alterations in the elevation of the tube.

"Bob and I went out chuting last weekend--never have I felt so alive!"

by Murph February 19, 2004

Crew Hoe

(n.) a girl that jumps from friend to friend in order to stay down with the crew.

Daaaaamn, you fucked that hoe too?!?? She's a crew hoe dog! I tried to toldja.

by Murph January 16, 2003