murph's definitions

ck cowboy

1. Listens to such blasphemous hypocracies such as pop-country "music" (if it can be called that...) and Toby Keith

2. Wears preppy clothes such as Billabong and Calvin Klein and a cowboy hat at the same time

3. Suffers from CMS (a.k.a. "cums")- Chronic Masturbation Syndrome. In the definition CK stands for Cock Knocker.

4. A member of Bush's lobotomized minions.

5. A wannabe

"That pathetic poon-hound is a CK cowboy."

by murph November 5, 2003

Duct Tape

1. It holds the universe together.

"Duct tape holds all things together."

by murph November 4, 2003

wodie

Where u at?

1 kid: yo wodie
2 kid im hittin this nice party come chilkl

by Murph July 16, 2003

Charp

To turn something on for the purpose of listening to music.

Hey, charp the radio because my show's about to come on.

by murph March 25, 2003

Bellignorant

a: An angry ignorant person.

b: When a person is willing to fight or argue for something not knowing what it is they're fighting for.

c: A belligerant sort of ignorance.

by Murph January 16, 2003

Penis Colada

Semen

Say girl, you want some penis colada?

by Murph January 16, 2003

cum dumpster

(adj.) a slutty woman.

Look at that cum dumpster over there

by Murph January 16, 2003