mooseshadows's definitions

Hot Tub Slime Machine

Hooking up with a rando you met on a message board and broadcasting it via Google Hangout.

Dude, did you hear Tyler Durden actually thought he was trolling FirstAndMonday by hooking up with Olive in that cabin hot tub? Turned out to be a Spider 3 Y Banana reverse troll on him after she gave him that STD. ROFLCOPTERSAURESEX! She totally Hot Tub Slime Machined his ass!

by mooseshadows February 24, 2015

Side Dad

The patriarch of your side piece's family.

Pedro has been hanging out with his Side Dad more often than his own father. Last week he took the whole side family to the zoo and bought them all orange sherbet push ups.

by mooseshadows August 9, 2016

Baxter Pipeline

Toilet to shower method of masturbating.

Sean said he likes to start his fap sessions off while sitting backwards on the toilet with an empty cardboard toitlet paper holder around his unit. He then backpeddles away from the throne and pivots into the shower where he climaxes in the soap tray. Its only after his engorged member has returned to its flaccid state that he can remove the cardboard and complete his Baxter Pipeline session.

by mooseshadows February 7, 2019

Whistle Pig

A huge slut of a girl that you can get to come over simply by whistling at her.

I cant believe Ben is actually going to sects up that slam donkey. All he did was look at her and that whistle pig was jumping into his PT Cruiser in no time.

by mooseshadows March 5, 2015

moscow kyle

When you take a shot of vodka and then light yourself on fire.

Baxter showed up at the bar and promptly bought Satevo a Moscow Kyle and then helped him reach the sweet release of Valhalla by handing him a match which Satevo gratefully used to immediately set himself aflame.

by mooseshadows August 17, 2017

Hog Struck

Becoming fascinated or greatly impressed after seeing a particularly breathtaking dick pic.

After Chaughn sent his dick pic to the group chat I was instantly Hog Struck. I've been able to think of nothing else for days on end now.

by mooseshadows April 1, 2025

Buzzsplain

The act of talking down to someone while simultaneously regurgitating information that was probably obtained from Wikipedia only a few moments earlier.

Stephanie was buzzsplaining to John Mayer how to pick up women and how to write love songs.

“John, my boy. Me thinks women don’t actually appreciate having their bodies compared to theme parks. It will never work.”

by mooseshadows June 10, 2022