going to a football tailgate, hooking up with a random skank, making out with her before you girl friend catches you. drinking 2 shots of Jameison and then passing out in somebody's pick up truck while crying.
Dude, dont invite that Andrew dude to any more FSU tailgates. He'll just show up and then pass out and cry.
by mooseshadows November 29, 2012
The act of talking down to someone while simultaneously regurgitating information that was probably obtained from Wikipedia only a few moments earlier.
Stephanie was buzzsplaining to John Mayer how to pick up women and how to write love songs.
“John, my boy. Me thinks women don’t actually appreciate having their bodies compared to theme parks. It will never work.”
“John, my boy. Me thinks women don’t actually appreciate having their bodies compared to theme parks. It will never work.”
by mooseshadows June 11, 2022
when your wife or significant other is not in the mood for sex so tries to shut you up for the night by giving you a dry hand job.
Dude, Rick needs to find a side piece or something. Just texted me that his wife was too tired for sex so he had to settle for the Denver Rock Slide. Poor bastard is better off fapping it to some Game of Thrones books.
by mooseshadows March 16, 2015
by mooseshadows January 13, 2015
Pedro has been hanging out with his Side Dad more often than his own father. Last week he took the whole side family to the zoo and bought them all orange sherbet push ups.
by mooseshadows March 07, 2016
I cant believe Ben is actually going to sects up that slam donkey. All he did was look at her and that whistle pig was jumping into his PT Cruiser in no time.
by mooseshadows March 05, 2015
by mooseshadows November 30, 2012