Baxter showed up at the bar and promptly bought Satevo a Moscow Kyle and then helped him reach the sweet release of Valhalla by handing him a match which Satevo gratefully used to immediately set himself aflame.
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Stephanie was buzzsplaining to John Mayer how to pick up women and how to write love songs.
“John, my boy. Me thinks women don’t actually appreciate having their bodies compared to theme parks. It will never work.”
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Dude, dont invite that Andrew dude to any more FSU tailgates. He'll just show up and then pass out and cry.
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