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suggestion for the 'dim' or 'weak witted'!! indication more valuable, "non-disposable" information is available for use, than what is presently being (or has been) observed and/or "in-gear"!
you chug-a-lugged a mixture of sweet 'cohols' and wondered why you were a 'deffing machine'? -GET WISE!!
you got that little girl preg-o-not 'cause you wouldn't wear a 'garbage bag'??? -GET WISE!!
you cracked a 'piece of meat' and didn't realize a 'price' was involved? -GET WISE!!
you don't want to 'get rammy' with it like a bull in the china shop...-GET WISE!!
you got that little girl preg-o-not 'cause you wouldn't wear a 'garbage bag'??? -GET WISE!!
you cracked a 'piece of meat' and didn't realize a 'price' was involved? -GET WISE!!
you don't want to 'get rammy' with it like a bull in the china shop...-GET WISE!!
by michael foolsley February 1, 2010
Get the get wise mug.severe slang for a human. -reducing a human and his/her sex parts down to 'a piece of meat' does seem slightly criminal,
but this is of little significance when/while 'shopping' at the "pick-up bar" for a nice piece of warm 'meat'!!
-emts have been known to refer to 'road kill' or 'fresh meat'!
a friends' wife got 'hot' when i used this term, i DO use it with males as much as females! -the sad part is the usage at all!!!
ie: rendering a 'cherished' human to something seen hanging in a stockyard. (any "Freddies" in the house??)
but this is of little significance when/while 'shopping' at the "pick-up bar" for a nice piece of warm 'meat'!!
-emts have been known to refer to 'road kill' or 'fresh meat'!
a friends' wife got 'hot' when i used this term, i DO use it with males as much as females! -the sad part is the usage at all!!!
ie: rendering a 'cherished' human to something seen hanging in a stockyard. (any "Freddies" in the house??)
joshua spotted a nice piece of meat, but it was a poor 'cut'
jill was shopping a nice pork roast, but ended up with 'mad cow'!!
he worked out and knew he was a filet mignon!, almost too good to pump!
they were hammering each other like a 'butcher'! they ended up two tenderized pieces of meat!!
jill was shopping a nice pork roast, but ended up with 'mad cow'!!
he worked out and knew he was a filet mignon!, almost too good to pump!
they were hammering each other like a 'butcher'! they ended up two tenderized pieces of meat!!
by michael foolsley February 1, 2010
Get the piece of meat mug.banishment of something, getting something quickly out of your sight (ie: guards!! take this vermin away!!)
a concept or article deemed unworthy and condemned to the real or imaginary porcelain vortex ('dump';'junk yard', 'landfill')
a concept or article deemed unworthy and condemned to the real or imaginary porcelain vortex ('dump';'junk yard', 'landfill')
the urban dictionary dics toiletized my concept once again!
jan decided to toiletize the relationship
ace toiletized his body waste
jan decided to toiletize the relationship
ace toiletized his body waste
by michael foolsley February 1, 2010
Get the toiletized mug.'dump' and 'load' are 'relatives' so, if i have to ejaculate, i could most certainly 'have a dump'!; just as i could 'leave my load by the side of the road'
-my friend loves to say "take a dump in her orifice!" -i find it fascinating that 'dump' rules in the world of shit; while 'load' is the supreme potentate of the spermatozoa world!!?? -perhaps 'load' has 2MM more connotations to liquid than 'dump' does??
-and while we're at it...why is a 'suck' called a 'blow'? -NEVERMIND!!, lets' get the 'skonk' out!!!
-my friend loves to say "take a dump in her orifice!" -i find it fascinating that 'dump' rules in the world of shit; while 'load' is the supreme potentate of the spermatozoa world!!?? -perhaps 'load' has 2MM more connotations to liquid than 'dump' does??
-and while we're at it...why is a 'suck' called a 'blow'? -NEVERMIND!!, lets' get the 'skonk' out!!!
ty used a colloquial sibling and ended up 'jiving some minds"!
if daily existence is a 'word game' anyway, then let me have some colloquial sibling fun...
if daily existence is a 'word game' anyway, then let me have some colloquial sibling fun...
by michael foolsley February 1, 2010
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Get the measurable lot mug.a nail that splits or separates, catching on anything/everything ESPECIALLY POLYESTER!! if you aren't close to a nail clipper, this 'barb' will torture you for all eternity until you can 'chaw' it off; or find some kind of tool that will 'fix' it up!
me gonna sucker-punch this nail barb!!
this nail barb is about pissing me off!
this nail barb caught-on and ripped a hole in my vag-hair sweater!
this nail barb is about pissing me off!
this nail barb caught-on and ripped a hole in my vag-hair sweater!
by michael foolsley February 1, 2010
Get the nail barb mug.FOOD -the destiny of food, what food will become!, you know this because you are a psychic, a fortune teller. you've eaten, waited; then deffed! -you've done the math! you're good with equation/s!!
just got merged! -i'm heading out to foolsley's to get me some damn dungs!!
want to go out and get some dungs with me?
might as well put my sandwich in the toilet bowl...-dungs!
want to go out and get some dungs with me?
might as well put my sandwich in the toilet bowl...-dungs!
by michael foolsley February 1, 2010
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