michael foolsley's definitions

babys head

a turd emerging into outside air

i made it to the bowl just as the babys head came out

i blew one and felt the babys head

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

advanced cretinism

study and science of a people sociologically, grammatically, linguistically, and/or spiritually "challenged"; specializing on those who are out and out ignorant. ie; those not caring whether they are "smart", or even worse; those who are sure they are! (science of the not so fully developed brain!)

why do you like to speak like a fucking redneck john? -didn't you know? i mastered in advanced cretinism!! -oh, sorry!!

they say ignorance is bliss, and truth is pain, in my studies of advanced cretinism, many would scoff at this notion.

one of my books on advanced cretinism has been NOT PUBLISHED!!

by michael foolsley February 8, 2010

myanmar shave

now that 'Burma' is now known as myanmar, i'm assuming burma shave will have to become myanmar shave!

burma shave was (is?) a brand of 'canned' pre-mixed shave cream. -supposedly, this stuff was 'resurrected' in 1997

going to get me some of that myanmar shave! -then i can get the women; AND the job!!

shaving with myanmar shave will help me GET OFF!!

by michael foolsley April 30, 2011

fuck-er or fuck-ee

supplier and receiver

ie: whos' going to drive? are you so tired you, "can't do much"

sometimes it is not readily apparent who will be the fuck-er or fuck-ee. -during the holiday season especially, it is probably better to give than receive! now, supposing both parties plan to give? -simple! keep a fire extinguisher nearby!!!!!!!!!

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

scrape job

shaving

john needed to give himself a scrape job

judy was going to give her legs a scrape job

by michael foolsley December 22, 2009

pocket square

fake handkerchief -the idiotic fake kerchief seen in some suits (popular particularly with darker complected newscasters) -not much looks dumber, or ruins a nice suit quicker than these goofy looking things!!!

he had a beautiful armani suit that looked goofy as hell, because of the pocket square!!

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

tat limbo

the terrible state of choosing between paying bills etc, or getting tattoos...ie: no money to complete or add to tattoo/s, fucking broke!

got me a great idea for a tattoo, but i'm busted; i'm in tat limbo!

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009