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bodies to burn

things to do -by s.clay wilson in zap comix -a statement sure to attract puzzled looks
how bout saturday, dude? -i've got bodies to burn!!
by michael foolsley December 3, 2009
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fuckin' ay!

in total agreement!

-though urban dictionary has other fuckin' ay (or 'fucking' ay) definitions, i have always used the term as a total agreement type of term. i have always just dearly LOVED! the way it sounds! -its' one of those terms that just sounds like what it means!!

i'm FOREVER looking for words/terms that help make me sound like a 'Rhodes scholar'!!!

it sounds good as fucking ay too, -but to drop the 'g' gives it a bit more lost brain cell, or cretinesque flair!!
that jenkins 'babe' is smokin' hot!! -fuckin' ay!!

fuckin' ay is the BEST!! -fuckin' ay!!
by michael foolsley February 20, 2011
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farmer syndrome

human seeding -the need of the male (subliminally or not) to 'plant a seed', and raise up a nice crop of humans. woman, in this scenario, would be represented by the earth (not too shabby!)
though he didn't know it...john had the farmer syndrome
by michael foolsley December 3, 2009
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snakebite kit

a vagina (inspired by the kits given to boy scouts that included a small rubber suction device 'sposed to remove the poison)
she climbed on board, applied her snakebite kit and milked the poison out of me! the swelling immediately went down!!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
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farmer john cheese

pass me that farmer john cheese! (please)
pass me that farmer john!
by michael foolsley December 3, 2009
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might as well smear it on my guts !

where high fat foods secure 'real estate' and "homestead" ! ie: the concept of fat going right to the arms, guts, butt and hips ("guts" could be replaced with those other body parts !)
dave: this is pretty damn good 'za ! amy: might as well smear it on my guts !
some damn good coconut cream pie, but i might as well smear it on my guts!
might as well smear this food right on my butt !
these sixteen beers were enjoyable, but might as well smear them on my guts !
by michael foolsley December 3, 2020
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party doll

young woman capable of spontaneous celebration!, -preparation and appointment rarely needed.

a rare and wonderful species, these stellar attributes usually 'wash away' with the ticking of the 'biological" clock. -one usually doesn't have to wait for the party doll.

party dolls are usually quick to 'grind the poison' out of a fellow in 'pain'.
jane will want to go, shes' a true party doll!
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
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