michael foolsley's definitions
when an apparent 'hot-shit' restaurant does not put a menu copy visible from the outside, so one doesn't have to step inside only to find out the restaurant fares/fees are too prohibitive. -this can often result in a clumsy human encounter. -and yes, i know...if you have to know the price you can't afford it!!! -OH YEAH??!!, WE'LL FUCK YOU!!!!
judy and i decided to go to mcfoolsley's, but backed off when we noticed they didn't post their fees
i hate when these restaurants don't post their fees
i hate when these restaurants don't post their fees
by michael foolsley December 26, 2009

your reflection in the mirror
john wondered exactly who was going to 'save' him, then happened to look in the mirror; seeing his savior.
even though judy packed a high degree of 'bargaining power', she saw her savior in the mirror!
even though judy packed a high degree of 'bargaining power', she saw her savior in the mirror!
by michael foolsley November 1, 2011

by michael foolsley November 20, 2009

what realtors sell! -'house' is never spoken in real estate!!
according to bob dylan, "its a house, not a home"
my take is, it isn't a 'home' until a 'family' moves in and makes it one!!
according to bob dylan, "its a house, not a home"
my take is, it isn't a 'home' until a 'family' moves in and makes it one!!
i didn't even know those 'homes' were there!!
lets' go look at these 'homes'!! -you mean houses?? -no!!, i mean 'homes'!!
donna mcfoolsey, realtor; has sold a lot of 'homes'
lets' go look at these 'homes'!! -you mean houses?? -no!!, i mean 'homes'!!
donna mcfoolsey, realtor; has sold a lot of 'homes'
by michael foolsley February 4, 2010

the currency ratio is killing me! everyone and his/her relatives is/are putting the 'touch' on me for money, but very few (IF ANY!) are giving me a road-map to the 'money trees' -ie: many empty palms to my right, extremely few to my left helping to facilitate the transfer!
SUGGESTION: for me to give YOU money BEGINS with me having a source for the money in the first place!! (hint hint!!)
this unequal currency ratio is eating my ass up! VERY DIFFICULT for me to save both myself AND the world, with such a lopsided income/outgo ratio!!
SUGGESTION: for me to give YOU money BEGINS with me having a source for the money in the first place!! (hint hint!!)
this unequal currency ratio is eating my ass up! VERY DIFFICULT for me to save both myself AND the world, with such a lopsided income/outgo ratio!!
by michael foolsley August 8, 2010

moammar quadaffi (sp?)- seeing as how NO news media knows the correct spelling of his name, and he IS "crazy as a bedbug", i humbly offer: kadaffy!
i put a paper bag full of dog flops at the door, lit it on fire for kadaffy; then played ding dong RUN!
kadaffy dreading working at the 7-11: "no surpee onhe sop ding" (no slurpee only soft drink!)
kadaffy dreading working at the 7-11: "no surpee onhe sop ding" (no slurpee only soft drink!)
by michael foolsley April 18, 2011

cremation "retort" or 'oven'
looking very much like a pizza oven, this definition makes sense!...-it just makes sense!!
looking very much like a pizza oven, this definition makes sense!...-it just makes sense!!
went from my job at dad john's, directly to the cremation guys to see them put my poor dead dad in the clinical pizza oven!!
john wasn't big on things crawling on him, and opted for the clinical pizza oven!!
john wasn't big on things crawling on him, and opted for the clinical pizza oven!!
by michael foolsley September 21, 2011
