michael foolsley's definitions
like death, "bulk" (fat) never takes a vacation or rests ! it CONSTANTLY "stalks" the human , looking for free lodging
IF the bulk is looking for lodging! , it can PAY RENT ! ($2,000 for an "efficiency" 'compartment' ?? !!)
IF the bulk is looking for lodging! , it can PAY RENT ! ($2,000 for an "efficiency" 'compartment' ?? !!)
jim had sixteen more beers and a shit sammich , not worrying that bulk never rests
lauren ONCE had a perky butt , but bulk never rests !
jeff: she's got a FAT ASS !! dean: bulk never rests !
lauren ONCE had a perky butt , but bulk never rests !
jeff: she's got a FAT ASS !! dean: bulk never rests !
by michael foolsley July 6, 2023
Get the bulk never restsmug. phophetic words of observational wisdom from the genius responsible for writing the brilliant song of the streets, 'i'm a girl watcher'
what editor ANYWHERE would argue with the undeniable wisdom of: i'm a girl watcher, i'm a girl watcher, watchin' girls go by, my, my, my! -here comes one now!! mmm, mmm, mmm! -even a gay individual might be affected positively!
another of the song lines is: 'i wonder if you know that you're putting on a show!' -there is no argument for this observation!
of course, the above sentiment MAY make a case for 'slamming' me for being "politically incorrect"....-the song however, LIVES ON!!; speaking for itself!!
what editor ANYWHERE would argue with the undeniable wisdom of: i'm a girl watcher, i'm a girl watcher, watchin' girls go by, my, my, my! -here comes one now!! mmm, mmm, mmm! -even a gay individual might be affected positively!
another of the song lines is: 'i wonder if you know that you're putting on a show!' -there is no argument for this observation!
of course, the above sentiment MAY make a case for 'slamming' me for being "politically incorrect"....-the song however, LIVES ON!!; speaking for itself!!
watching the unbelievable sidewalk 'show', joe could only mutter, mmm, mmm, mmm!
at the gay bar, leo looked at what walked in the door, thinking; mmm, mmm, mmm!!
as his non-run of the mill cusine was served, he could only think, mmm, mmm, mmm!
at the gay bar, leo looked at what walked in the door, thinking; mmm, mmm, mmm!!
as his non-run of the mill cusine was served, he could only think, mmm, mmm, mmm!
by michael foolsley August 7, 2012
Get the mmm, mmm, mmm!mug. by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
Get the church junkmug. someone exhibiting questionable mental ability. displaying evidence of little thought or research in ones' thoughts or actions. operating more by 'feel' as opposed to carefully planned and/or 'thought out' actions.
behavior in 'society' triggering doubt re: the normal formation and/or usage of ones' brain. -exposition of evidence of probable mental deficiency
behavior in 'society' triggering doubt re: the normal formation and/or usage of ones' brain. -exposition of evidence of probable mental deficiency
michael foolsley had shown cretinesque tendencies when he started the food fight at lord and lady fauntleroy's dinner party!!
doug vomited all over james suede jacket, exhibiting supreme cretinesque tendancies!!
alcohol 'greased the skids' for bubba's cretinesque behavior!!
doug vomited all over james suede jacket, exhibiting supreme cretinesque tendancies!!
alcohol 'greased the skids' for bubba's cretinesque behavior!!
by michael foolsley February 20, 2011
Get the cretinesquemug. a "significant other" , be it a mammary gland bearing being, OR, one 'sporting' a "skin pastry bag"
udder and other sound about the same , and should be easily understood!
most commonly used for the "hairy triangle" bearers!
udder and other sound about the same , and should be easily understood!
most commonly used for the "hairy triangle" bearers!
by michael foolsley September 27, 2022
Get the sig uddermug. by michael foolsley February 5, 2010
Get the king midas in reversemug. by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
Get the power lunch on my _________mug.