defecation -a 'def' that tries to exit the toilet bowl sideways, causing double thickness and extending the joy of its' visit for a second flush.
cut me a flop and tried to flush, but it was a fucking folder! i had to baby-sit it for another go-round!
by michael foolsley December 27, 2009
Get the foldermug. (butt hole singe) smell of a definite 'burning human' nature after a fart-lighting session...(burning buttle hair perhaps??)
dave rolled over saying "watch this!", he lit a fart and then was frantically patting at himself...he had burned his 'bum' and had the buttle singe!
wear 'pants' when lighting farts or get the 'buttle singe'!!!!!
wear 'pants' when lighting farts or get the 'buttle singe'!!!!!
by michael foolsley January 04, 2010
Get the buttle singemug. varieties of tribal expression, music being a universal language still has dialects only spoken by certain tribes
this should be considered by a 'music nazi'!!!!!
this should be considered by a 'music nazi'!!!!!
that death metal just isn't a musical dialect i speak
that slick nashville 'country' is an odd dialect
that slick nashville 'country' is an odd dialect
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
Get the musical dialectmug. it became clear john was going to get a 'taste' that night
the two humans connected, and soon, each were swapping a 'taste'
(name) & (name) finished their bargaining, and it was time for a 'taste'!!
the two humans connected, and soon, each were swapping a 'taste'
(name) & (name) finished their bargaining, and it was time for a 'taste'!!
by michael foolsley January 13, 2010
Get the 'taste'mug. the holiday that begins around halloween, and continues on till the end of the year. -it is made up of two phases, the first phase is devoted to more earthly pursuits, while the second revolves around the more spiritual. the second phase now has morphed from worship of a deity and the spiritual, to worship of currency and earthly goods.
when i hear sleigh bells in mid-october and the advertisers are salivating. i know its' time to celebrate the glory that is thanksmas!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
Get the thanksmasmug. i asked my plumber to install a pussy washer
a pussy washer is a BEAUTIFUL thing! , lesser 'deforestation' after 'birthing ' a big old FLOP! , and having to use half a roll of "terlit piper" to clean perhaps 75% of the I.A. (irritated asshole) producing 'waste'
just blew a messy "flop" ! , i'd better jump on the pussy washer !
here in , 'merca WE wouldn't be caught DEAD on a pussy washer!
a pussy washer is a BEAUTIFUL thing! , lesser 'deforestation' after 'birthing ' a big old FLOP! , and having to use half a roll of "terlit piper" to clean perhaps 75% of the I.A. (irritated asshole) producing 'waste'
just blew a messy "flop" ! , i'd better jump on the pussy washer !
here in , 'merca WE wouldn't be caught DEAD on a pussy washer!
by michael foolsley April 29, 2021
Get the pussy washermug. severe slang for a human. -reducing a human and his/her sex parts down to 'a piece of meat' does seem slightly criminal,
but this is of little significance when/while 'shopping' at the "pick-up bar" for a nice piece of warm 'meat'!!
-emts have been known to refer to 'road kill' or 'fresh meat'!
a friends' wife got 'hot' when i used this term, i DO use it with males as much as females! -the sad part is the usage at all!!!
ie: rendering a 'cherished' human to something seen hanging in a stockyard. (any "Freddies" in the house??)
but this is of little significance when/while 'shopping' at the "pick-up bar" for a nice piece of warm 'meat'!!
-emts have been known to refer to 'road kill' or 'fresh meat'!
a friends' wife got 'hot' when i used this term, i DO use it with males as much as females! -the sad part is the usage at all!!!
ie: rendering a 'cherished' human to something seen hanging in a stockyard. (any "Freddies" in the house??)
joshua spotted a nice piece of meat, but it was a poor 'cut'
jill was shopping a nice pork roast, but ended up with 'mad cow'!!
he worked out and knew he was a filet mignon!, almost too good to pump!
they were hammering each other like a 'butcher'! they ended up two tenderized pieces of meat!!
jill was shopping a nice pork roast, but ended up with 'mad cow'!!
he worked out and knew he was a filet mignon!, almost too good to pump!
they were hammering each other like a 'butcher'! they ended up two tenderized pieces of meat!!
by michael foolsley February 01, 2010
Get the piece of meatmug.