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get wise

suggestion for the 'dim' or 'weak witted'!! indication more valuable, "non-disposable" information is available for use, than what is presently being (or has been) observed and/or "in-gear"!
you chug-a-lugged a mixture of sweet 'cohols' and wondered why you were a 'deffing machine'? -GET WISE!!

you got that little girl preg-o-not 'cause you wouldn't wear a 'garbage bag'??? -GET WISE!!

you cracked a 'piece of meat' and didn't realize a 'price' was involved? -GET WISE!!

you don't want to 'get rammy' with it like a bull in the china shop...-GET WISE!!
by michael foolsley February 1, 2010
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piece of meat

severe slang for a human. -reducing a human and his/her sex parts down to 'a piece of meat' does seem slightly criminal,
but this is of little significance when/while 'shopping' at the "pick-up bar" for a nice piece of warm 'meat'!!

-emts have been known to refer to 'road kill' or 'fresh meat'!
a friends' wife got 'hot' when i used this term, i DO use it with males as much as females! -the sad part is the usage at all!!!
ie: rendering a 'cherished' human to something seen hanging in a stockyard. (any "Freddies" in the house??)
joshua spotted a nice piece of meat, but it was a poor 'cut'

jill was shopping a nice pork roast, but ended up with 'mad cow'!!

he worked out and knew he was a filet mignon!, almost too good to pump!

they were hammering each other like a 'butcher'! they ended up two tenderized pieces of meat!!
by michael foolsley February 1, 2010
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toiletized

banishment of something, getting something quickly out of your sight (ie: guards!! take this vermin away!!)
a concept or article deemed unworthy and condemned to the real or imaginary porcelain vortex ('dump';'junk yard', 'landfill')
the urban dictionary dics toiletized my concept once again!

jan decided to toiletize the relationship

ace toiletized his body waste
by michael foolsley February 1, 2010
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colloquial sibling

'dump' and 'load' are 'relatives' so, if i have to ejaculate, i could most certainly 'have a dump'!; just as i could 'leave my load by the side of the road'

-my friend loves to say "take a dump in her orifice!" -i find it fascinating that 'dump' rules in the world of shit; while 'load' is the supreme potentate of the spermatozoa world!!?? -perhaps 'load' has 2MM more connotations to liquid than 'dump' does??

-and while we're at it...why is a 'suck' called a 'blow'? -NEVERMIND!!, lets' get the 'skonk' out!!!
ty used a colloquial sibling and ended up 'jiving some minds"!

if daily existence is a 'word game' anyway, then let me have some colloquial sibling fun...
by michael foolsley February 1, 2010
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measurable lot

something greater than or less than -a quantity having more or less than a zero capacity
that lauren certainly has got a measurable lot!!

hey bill, whats' hap nun? -not a measurable lot!!
by michael foolsley February 1, 2010
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nail barb

a nail that splits or separates, catching on anything/everything ESPECIALLY POLYESTER!! if you aren't close to a nail clipper, this 'barb' will torture you for all eternity until you can 'chaw' it off; or find some kind of tool that will 'fix' it up!
me gonna sucker-punch this nail barb!!

this nail barb is about pissing me off!

this nail barb caught-on and ripped a hole in my vag-hair sweater!
by michael foolsley February 1, 2010
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dungs

FOOD -the destiny of food, what food will become!, you know this because you are a psychic, a fortune teller. you've eaten, waited; then deffed! -you've done the math! you're good with equation/s!!
just got merged! -i'm heading out to foolsley's to get me some damn dungs!!
want to go out and get some dungs with me?
might as well put my sandwich in the toilet bowl...-dungs!
by michael foolsley February 1, 2010
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