michael foolsley's definitions

soak up my mucilage

management, containment, and possible/probable processing of male ejaculate. visualization of the ejaculate as a form of gooey glue. assigning ejaculate a (possible or potential) working task.

i'm going to 'let go' in this sock, so it can soak up my mucilage!

john thought, 'i need something (someone) to soak up my mucilage!'

i'm poor, and a slave now!; having let someone soak up and process my mucilage!

by michael foolsley April 8, 2011

son of husky

"relaxed fit" -'husky' was the designation for male plus sizes in the 60s

ate too many cheetos and chug-a-lugged too much beer, went pants shopping and had to get son of husky

"relaxed fit" is the bastard son of husky

by michael foolsley April 15, 2011

scrape job

shaving

john needed to give himself a scrape job

judy was going to give her legs a scrape job

by michael foolsley December 22, 2009

babys head

a turd emerging into outside air

i made it to the bowl just as the babys head came out

i blew one and felt the babys head

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

advanced cretinism

study and science of a people sociologically, grammatically, linguistically, and/or spiritually "challenged"; specializing on those who are out and out ignorant. ie; those not caring whether they are "smart", or even worse; those who are sure they are! (science of the not so fully developed brain!)

why do you like to speak like a fucking redneck john? -didn't you know? i mastered in advanced cretinism!! -oh, sorry!!

they say ignorance is bliss, and truth is pain, in my studies of advanced cretinism, many would scoff at this notion.

one of my books on advanced cretinism has been NOT PUBLISHED!!

by michael foolsley February 8, 2010

must be free!

an item in a shop or store that has NO PRICE on it. one must then chase down an "agent" , who will usually take many moments to find the price (or NOT) i usually just walk away !...too much trouble !

jim: this package of foolsley's turds on a roll , doesn't have a price ANYWHERE ! juliet: must be free!

by michael foolsley February 20, 2020

caught the cancer

one doesn't 'catch' cancer, it just kind of comes around! plus, there are hundreds of cancers, not just one! ie: WHICH cancer? -to say 'the' cancer, is delightfully ignorant!!

wheres' jon been? -didn't you hear? he caught the cancer!
what kind?, i don't know!, just 'the' cancer! -must have been gut cancer, he used to eat a lot of shit sandwiches!!

by michael foolsley November 25, 2009