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bulk never rests

like death, "bulk" (fat) never takes a vacation or rests ! it CONSTANTLY "stalks" the human , looking for free lodging

IF the bulk is looking for lodging! , it can PAY RENT ! ($2,000 for an "efficiency" 'compartment' ?? !!)
jim had sixteen more beers and a shit sammich , not worrying that bulk never rests

lauren ONCE had a perky butt , but bulk never rests !

jeff: she's got a FAT ASS !! dean: bulk never rests !
by michael foolsley July 6, 2023
mugGet the bulk never restsmug.

mmm, mmm, mmm!

phophetic words of observational wisdom from the genius responsible for writing the brilliant song of the streets, 'i'm a girl watcher'

what editor ANYWHERE would argue with the undeniable wisdom of: i'm a girl watcher, i'm a girl watcher, watchin' girls go by, my, my, my! -here comes one now!! mmm, mmm, mmm! -even a gay individual might be affected positively!

another of the song lines is: 'i wonder if you know that you're putting on a show!' -there is no argument for this observation!

of course, the above sentiment MAY make a case for 'slamming' me for being "politically incorrect"....-the song however, LIVES ON!!; speaking for itself!!
watching the unbelievable sidewalk 'show', joe could only mutter, mmm, mmm, mmm!

at the gay bar, leo looked at what walked in the door, thinking; mmm, mmm, mmm!!

as his non-run of the mill cusine was served, he could only think, mmm, mmm, mmm!
by michael foolsley August 7, 2012
mugGet the mmm, mmm, mmm!mug.

church junk

i was workin' this babe at foolsley's, but when she started talking church junk; i went limp!!
by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
mugGet the church junkmug.

cretinesque

someone exhibiting questionable mental ability. displaying evidence of little thought or research in ones' thoughts or actions. operating more by 'feel' as opposed to carefully planned and/or 'thought out' actions.

behavior in 'society' triggering doubt re: the normal formation and/or usage of ones' brain. -exposition of evidence of probable mental deficiency
michael foolsley had shown cretinesque tendencies when he started the food fight at lord and lady fauntleroy's dinner party!!

doug vomited all over james suede jacket, exhibiting supreme cretinesque tendancies!!

alcohol 'greased the skids' for bubba's cretinesque behavior!!
by michael foolsley February 20, 2011
mugGet the cretinesquemug.

sig udder

a "significant other" , be it a mammary gland bearing being, OR, one 'sporting' a "skin pastry bag"

udder and other sound about the same , and should be easily understood!

most commonly used for the "hairy triangle" bearers!
i'm waiting for my sig udder
my sig udder is going to "turn me on"
by michael foolsley September 27, 2022
mugGet the sig uddermug.

king midas in reverse

an ancient hollies song about a person whose fortune/s turn to poo!
the last few years have been truly king midas in reverse for me!
by michael foolsley February 5, 2010
mugGet the king midas in reversemug.

power lunch on my _________

the insult YOU create!!
this new boss can power lunch on my _________ (body waste, shit, poo, diarrhea etc!!)
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
mugGet the power lunch on my _________mug.

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