by michael foolsley November 18, 2009
someone jamming on their brakes and being able to stop before colliding with another 'chariot'. -you get all psyched up for the 'bash' follow through, but it never comes around........
by michael foolsley December 21, 2009
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
a cuban sandwich -pork, ham, swiss cheese, pickle, mystery mustard and wonderful bread!! THIS IS THE JESUS OF ANY SANDWICH EVER EXISTING, NOW; OR IN THE FUTURE!! -first you smokes some reefer/s then you get your cuban mix, your espresso, chow that down and have you a stomach ORGASM!! -till the 'crap' flies out of your stomach "cock"!!!!! take it from me, michael foolsley; -THIS is how you 'blow a load'!!
got hopped up to the 'high heavens', then visited me 'el mcfoolsley's', n' hadda me a gut orgasm! with my cuban mix!!
by michael foolsley January 29, 2010
CHOCOLATE -an oral 'treat'; as is cunnilingus! though 'CHAW' clit suggests roughness, it remains oral based! one doesn't necessarily 'chaw' (or chew) a clitoris, the wise person utilizes more of a tongue-caress.
upon experiencing the explosive results of this, the question of 'goodness' and/or validity of a 'ramming penis' seems desirable to the male only! -the emphasis of the tongue as regards to lesbians, should provide a masters degree education for the male.
AS a male, 'ramming to oblivion' DOES carry a bit of 'charm' but, as a would-be "gentleman", i like to 'mix-it-up'!!! -besides NOBODY deserves to go home unhappy!!
-NOW, time 4 some CHAW CLIT!!
upon experiencing the explosive results of this, the question of 'goodness' and/or validity of a 'ramming penis' seems desirable to the male only! -the emphasis of the tongue as regards to lesbians, should provide a masters degree education for the male.
AS a male, 'ramming to oblivion' DOES carry a bit of 'charm' but, as a would-be "gentleman", i like to 'mix-it-up'!!! -besides NOBODY deserves to go home unhappy!!
-NOW, time 4 some CHAW CLIT!!
he ate a piece of chaw clit while dreaming of lapping clit!
this chaw clits' almost as good as realclit!!
me like to lick you like chaw clit (subliminal message! and/or pickup line!)
this chaw clits' almost as good as realclit!!
me like to lick you like chaw clit (subliminal message! and/or pickup line!)
by michael foolsley February 01, 2010
dead, death, expired, "passed away", checked-out, etc!
anyone that dies "leaves the building", so why does elvis ONLY, get sole ownership of the term??
anyone that dies "leaves the building", so why does elvis ONLY, get sole ownership of the term??
by michael foolsley December 08, 2010
something for you to mutter after hearing the same fucking story the news media/s have 'glommed' on to ad nauseam!!
after hearing the same story over and over for a week+, you can mutter: thats not 'news'!
after hearing the same story over and over for a week+, you can mutter: thats not 'news'!
the news media won't give up on the story!, its' been two weeks...thats not 'news'!
like many of my definitions, 'the thumbs down clown' will probably not like: thats not 'news'!, either!!
lots of my (good) stuff gets rejected!...thats not 'news'!
like many of my definitions, 'the thumbs down clown' will probably not like: thats not 'news'!, either!!
lots of my (good) stuff gets rejected!...thats not 'news'!
by michael foolsley June 14, 2011