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lost her kite

visible tampon string on the nude beach
shes' lost her kite!
by michael foolsley January 14, 2010
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'taste'

getting a shot of sex no matter what participants, sex combo (etc) or sex style is involved!!
it became clear john was going to get a 'taste' that night

the two humans connected, and soon, each were swapping a 'taste'

(name) & (name) finished their bargaining, and it was time for a 'taste'!!
by michael foolsley January 13, 2010
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thanksmas

the holiday that begins around halloween, and continues on till the end of the year. -it is made up of two phases, the first phase is devoted to more earthly pursuits, while the second revolves around the more spiritual. the second phase now has morphed from worship of a deity and the spiritual, to worship of currency and earthly goods.
when i hear sleigh bells in mid-october and the advertisers are salivating. i know its' time to celebrate the glory that is thanksmas!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
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on my knees to pray

he/she rocketed to the moon, soon after i got down on my knees to pray!

she loved it when i got down on my knees to pray!
by michael foolsley July 22, 2012
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def on your grave

defecation, take a shit -a steaming lump of smelly funk a-top YOUR "place of rest"! THE ULTIMATE INSULT!! (i guess a cremation urn would require a cup of diarrhea!!) -for the true, 'earned' and deserving ASSHOLE!!
i'm going to def on your grave

his ex-wife exclaimed: i'm going to def on your grave!!

i'm going to def on his grave
by michael foolsley December 18, 2009
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prepare for battle

get ready for work -(prepare for battle comes from an ancient video game called 'space fury')
hey dude, some more of this skonk? -no thanks, i've got to prepare for battle!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
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buttle singe

(butt hole singe) smell of a definite 'burning human' nature after a fart-lighting session...(burning buttle hair perhaps??)
dave rolled over saying "watch this!", he lit a fart and then was frantically patting at himself...he had burned his 'bum' and had the buttle singe!

wear 'pants' when lighting farts or get the 'buttle singe'!!!!!
by michael foolsley January 4, 2010
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