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by michael foolsley August 19, 2023
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NOTHING to do with the church, except the sacred one of bodies slapping together! , "moving SHOT" !
NOTHING to do with the church, except the sacred one of bodies slapping together! , "moving SHOT" !
jen "struck out" at the pick-up bar and went home to get holy !
john need a "treatment" , but had to improvise! soon he found himself getting holy !
he was " young, dumb, and full of come ! " (cum) he needed to get holy !
john need a "treatment" , but had to improvise! soon he found himself getting holy !
he was " young, dumb, and full of come ! " (cum) he needed to get holy !
by michael foolsley April 3, 2021
Get the get holy mug.a situation that could/would never occur! -the feeling of standing out, -nowhere to hide, nothing to crawl under...forced to "deal with it"
jill stood out at the party like a cat on the beach
the crackhead fit in with the conservatives like a cat on the beach
the cat stood out on the beach like a cat on the beach
the crackhead fit in with the conservatives like a cat on the beach
the cat stood out on the beach like a cat on the beach
by michael foolsley December 26, 2009
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the concept of a male 'creaming' just about anywhere! (broken glass, garbage bag, monica lewinsky)
if a male were to risk their entire reputation and integrity on a "quickie", it would be at least SOMEWHAT understandable; if they 'shopped' some "quality transportation"!!.
why look back down the road later and think about how you risked everything to 'hammer' some SKANK??!!
at least the kennedys could hardly be blamed for wanting to sample the treasures of marilyn monroe!! -what is this trend of 'hammering' anything that looks even remotely human?? one has to really wonder about the male!!
the concept of a male 'creaming' just about anywhere! (broken glass, garbage bag, monica lewinsky)
if a male were to risk their entire reputation and integrity on a "quickie", it would be at least SOMEWHAT understandable; if they 'shopped' some "quality transportation"!!.
why look back down the road later and think about how you risked everything to 'hammer' some SKANK??!!
at least the kennedys could hardly be blamed for wanting to sample the treasures of marilyn monroe!! -what is this trend of 'hammering' anything that looks even remotely human?? one has to really wonder about the male!!
he had the sailor bill syndrome, and was pounding a hole in the side of a dumpster!!
the sailor bill syndrome had its' talons into the libido of the male...he was caught 'fucking' a 50 lb box of roofing nails.
the sailor bill syndrome had its' talons into the libido of the male...he was caught 'fucking' a 50 lb box of roofing nails.
by michael foolsley June 12, 2011
Get the sailor bill syndrome mug.the new 'retirement'...those with hardly any retirement savings, e.t.c, who just 'get tired smiling' may opt to commit suicide, due to ridiculous cost health services, dealing with women who 'don't like sex' and failing body parts; contributing to making ones' life experience progressively 'lesser'
john opted for controlled expirement, things weren't going too well for him after he hit sixty and his money was nearly gone!
(and the women wouldn't 'put out'/don't like sex!)
expirement is going to be the NEW retirement!!
(and the women wouldn't 'put out'/don't like sex!)
expirement is going to be the NEW retirement!!
by michael foolsley May 2, 2012
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