michael foolsley's definitions

float someone

pay someone elses' bills, keep someones' head above water

john wasn't looking to float someone but he HAD gotten her preg-o-not!

by michael foolsley November 24, 2009

lesser-god stumble

watching the 'high and mighty' take a 'tumble', falling prey to their more 'base' instincts. (I LOVE IT!!)

those who would 'preach' morality, 'right and wrong', christianity, conservatism, abstinence, e.t.c.; to YOU!- falling on THEIR fucking face!!

the politician put a 'hot load' in his mistress, and DANG! if it didn't 'take'!! -what a lesser-god stumble!

i love the lesser-god stumble of the ''hot shit" holier-than-thou, ending up just a "cold-turd"

the priest was found nude with a ten year old boy!, a true lesser-god stumble!

by michael foolsley June 19, 2011

fuck-er or fuck-ee

supplier and receiver

ie: whos' going to drive? are you so tired you, "can't do much"

sometimes it is not readily apparent who will be the fuck-er or fuck-ee. -during the holiday season especially, it is probably better to give than receive! now, supposing both parties plan to give? -simple! keep a fire extinguisher nearby!!!!!!!!!

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

must be free!

an item in a shop or store that has NO PRICE on it. one must then chase down an "agent" , who will usually take many moments to find the price (or NOT) i usually just walk away !...too much trouble !

jim: this package of foolsley's turds on a roll , doesn't have a price ANYWHERE ! juliet: must be free!

by michael foolsley February 20, 2020

caught the cancer

one doesn't 'catch' cancer, it just kind of comes around! plus, there are hundreds of cancers, not just one! ie: WHICH cancer? -to say 'the' cancer, is delightfully ignorant!!

wheres' jon been? -didn't you hear? he caught the cancer!
what kind?, i don't know!, just 'the' cancer! -must have been gut cancer, he used to eat a lot of shit sandwiches!!

by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

myanmar shave

now that 'Burma' is now known as myanmar, i'm assuming burma shave will have to become myanmar shave!

burma shave was (is?) a brand of 'canned' pre-mixed shave cream. -supposedly, this stuff was 'resurrected' in 1997

going to get me some of that myanmar shave! -then i can get the women; AND the job!!

shaving with myanmar shave will help me GET OFF!!

by michael foolsley April 30, 2011

right fart

if there can be a right whale, i can have right farts...!
a right fart would be a perfect fart, ie: when the sonic sweet spot and bouquet is divine!!

john cleared out the room, but it was nevertheless a right fart

i blew a right fart while being suckled, and had that human gagging!

my right fart illuminated the room after ignition from my lighter, all the 'heads' swooned!

by michael foolsley January 30, 2010