michael foolsley's definitions

soak up my mucilage

management, containment, and possible/probable processing of male ejaculate. visualization of the ejaculate as a form of gooey glue. assigning ejaculate a (possible or potential) working task.

i'm going to 'let go' in this sock, so it can soak up my mucilage!

john thought, 'i need something (someone) to soak up my mucilage!'

i'm poor, and a slave now!; having let someone soak up and process my mucilage!

by michael foolsley April 8, 2011

son of husky

"relaxed fit" -'husky' was the designation for male plus sizes in the 60s

ate too many cheetos and chug-a-lugged too much beer, went pants shopping and had to get son of husky

"relaxed fit" is the bastard son of husky

by michael foolsley April 15, 2011

pocket square

fake handkerchief -the idiotic fake kerchief seen in some suits (popular particularly with darker complected newscasters) -not much looks dumber, or ruins a nice suit quicker than these goofy looking things!!!

he had a beautiful armani suit that looked goofy as hell, because of the pocket square!!

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

tat limbo

the terrible state of choosing between paying bills etc, or getting tattoos...ie: no money to complete or add to tattoo/s, fucking broke!

got me a great idea for a tattoo, but i'm busted; i'm in tat limbo!

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

lesbo frosties

the 'cold' response from a lesbian, when approached by a hetrosexual male suddenly, icicles appear everywhere...
(can be useful for a hetro woman dealing with a "lesser" or "undesirable" , hetro male !)

mick tried to chat up a 'bird', but received the lesbo frosties !
go talk to her!, i did, she gave me the lesbo frosties !!
i don't think she's big on men! , she gave me the lesbo frosties!

by michael foolsley February 12, 2021

must be free!

an item in a shop or store that has NO PRICE on it. one must then chase down an "agent" , who will usually take many moments to find the price (or NOT) i usually just walk away !...too much trouble !

jim: this package of foolsley's turds on a roll , doesn't have a price ANYWHERE ! juliet: must be free!

by michael foolsley February 20, 2020

caught the cancer

one doesn't 'catch' cancer, it just kind of comes around! plus, there are hundreds of cancers, not just one! ie: WHICH cancer? -to say 'the' cancer, is delightfully ignorant!!

wheres' jon been? -didn't you hear? he caught the cancer!
what kind?, i don't know!, just 'the' cancer! -must have been gut cancer, he used to eat a lot of shit sandwiches!!

by michael foolsley November 25, 2009