bill shitmored

selling anything/everything by hiring william shatner (capt.kirk-star trek) to 'hawk' it for you

how'd you sell that pick-up load of dog shit john? (response) -bill shitmored it!!

we need to bill shitmore our new business!

by michael foolsley January 26, 2010

stink on

confusing someone with a toilet, not treat them nice

bobs a nice guy, but judy is going to stink on him

the i.r.s. stank on me

i hate being stunk upon

by michael foolsley November 19, 2009

"drugsman's" green light

total satisfaction with purchase of misc. cannabis product/s

mike foolsley gave my red hashish the "drugsman's" green light!!

by michael foolsley January 08, 2010

mechanic's law

the one nut, bolt, etc that refuses to come loose out of a collection; providing one with a good ass-fucking!! -ie:mechanic's law!!

haven't you got that done yet? -i got five of the six bolts out, but this last bitch is rusted, i've got to fuck with it...!!!

-mechanic's law!! (ie:ALWAYS ONE!!)

mechanic's law was making ten-cents hold up a fuck-damn dollar!!

by michael foolsley February 03, 2010

i don't buy in bulk

non-worship of body fat

hey john, look at those two! (response) -i don't buy in bulk!
that is one hot human! (response) -i don't buy in bulk!

by michael foolsley December 05, 2009

power wash

taking a shower immediately upon 'giving birth' to a particularly messy 'def'

shit! this def left a terrible mess in my rump (such a silly word!) i'm going to have to power wash!

power washing is the only way i'm going to clean this dung!!

upon 'blowing one', i soon realized it was going to require a power wash

by michael foolsley February 12, 2010

child-proof cap

a rubber, prophylactic, or; 'scumbag'!

she had me put on a child-proof cap

should have suspected my child-proof cap burst, when 'the act' started feeling TOO good!!

jennifer was horrified when sam withdrew, his crank adorned with only a 'cock ring', and no child proof cap!!

by michael foolsley December 20, 2013