michael foolsley's definitions

prime parts

prime parts -sex parts (saw this term on a chicken package years ago.)

prime parts consist of: vagina, scrotum/balls, hose

by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

paint up

male sexual 'air-brushing', ejaculation on a chosen (or not!) surface. (or: paint HER/HIM up)

eyeballing the jenkins babe, zack was possessed with an overwhelming desire to paint up 'prime parts'.

after a simple and seemingly innocent conversation, i left dreaming of the day i could paint her up!

jane encouraged big bull to paint up prime parts

by michael foolsley October 28, 2012

call a specialist

prostitute/gigolo -there is much to be said for procuring a specialist! i am a hard-core 'hands-on' guy, but sometimes find myself in situations where calling in a specialist would prove to be wise!

he was tired off getting off alone, he decided to call a specialist!

roxanne was sitting by the phone, she knew someone would soon be needing a specialist!

he was tired of dealing with his plumbing problem/s alone, and decided to call a specialist!

by michael foolsley December 28, 2009

concrete ashtray

pile of cigarette butts sitting by the curb at the stoplight

look at at that concrete ashtray!...yo, earth a toilet!

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

scrape job

shaving

john needed to give himself a scrape job

judy was going to give her legs a scrape job

by michael foolsley December 22, 2009

pick-up bar

gathering place for humans where emphasis is placed on alcohol, as well as the "zipless fuck", or 'extreme' 'sport' fucking.

took home a 'chick' from the pick-up bar, but later discovered a cock and balls!

lets' surrey down to the pick-up bar and 'shop' some fresh meat!!

caught the crabs from a pick-up bar chick!

by michael foolsley August 13, 2010

string

long 'thread' of ejaculate -perhaps with some 'pearls'

the string he left later transformed into a snail trail

the string of 'hot sauce' he discharged had its' tims on, ready for 'work'!

by michael foolsley February 11, 2010