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women's day

christmas!

the day that makes women fly their 'cute' "freak flag" ! men have to go along with it (reluctantly) so as not to jeopardize their "treatments" , (ie: "cut off") there ARE a FEW men who actually claim to like it! , SOME are HETEROsexuals !
godda get these stupid decorations up for joan , for women's day !

the "cuteness" of women's day PUKES !

john claims to LIKE women's day! bert: yah!! , he likes a "slice of pie" , TOO!

one upside of divorce , is 'dumping' christmas or women's day CUTE!!
by michael foolsley December 19, 2021
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clockbit

being 'worked over' by the clock! looking in the mirror and realizing you've aged ten years. -the etching and spiritual and physical corrosion of time
jill still had a perky butt, though she was a bit clockbit

have an old clock whose company went out of business, its' a bit clockbit!

the young girl thought the idea of clockbit was perforated!
by michael foolsley December 31, 2009
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thank ya much

a business thank you. -time is money...no time for thank you very much!! said by business 'person' imagining money with wings on it.
mike foolsley the insurance man, said thank ya much! then left my house.
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
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precious metal

an engagement/wedding ring

'special' metals worn on the hand, denoting the 'marking' of ones' (poss. same sex, NOW!!) 'territory'!!
jack was getting some special signals from jen, when he noticed precious metal on her finger.

jane went into the bar after removing her precious metal.

he tried to wow her with precious metal, but got the "bums' rush"
by michael foolsley October 30, 2012
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quality entertainment

applied to nearly anything even mildly amusing.

this was a reference/term used by a wash. dc record store (waxie maxie's) in the mid-sixties. -to help achieve the original flair, it can be said in kind of a high, winy voice. (-guess you just had to be there!)
that threesome i had was quality entertainment

watching those lesbians work was quality entertainment

that X was quality entertainment
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
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stratospherin'

just a WEE bit high!!!!!!!!!!
nigga, me aint'snt lyin' we was stratospherin'
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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cumberbund

the insulating sleeve one puts around a cup of convenience store coffee.
shit! i forgot the fuck-damn cumberbund, i can't juggle this shit now!!
by michael foolsley December 5, 2009
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