michael foolsley's definitions

work

pulling out all the stops from ones' (male OR female) bag of tricks in order to get sex.

turning on the charm, hiding all negative and potentially damning behavior, making a fool of oneself purely to 'launch and/or envelop!

look at joe work that babe, he hasn't got a clue shes' gay.

by michael foolsley November 18, 2009

def where we eat

a "fouling the nest" reference inspired by the gulf oil tragedy

cut me a dump on my kitchen table, we sure do def where we eat

rather drive my land yacht than look at no pelican or eat shrimp, lets' def where we eat!

one doesn't and shouldn't def where they eat

by michael foolsley May 22, 2010

terminally perky

the 'perfect' state of tightness of the female human body. the possessor of this, has the capability of generating others' HUGE carnal projection fantasies!!

the more imaginative can visualize themselves being 'made a mess' of. (or otherwise left for 'dead', in a 'spent' heap!!) -no loose flab flapping to distract!, only tight muscle designed for vigorous grinding of 'poison'!

streamlined for 'sport' like a "sports car" (corvette), seriously oriented for singular 'pure' tasking! -OR: as a "redneck" on a construction site once 'eloquently' and succinctly put it; "BUILT FOR FUCKING!!"

you could hear a pin drop when eve strutted by, she was terminally perky!!

shes' 'sloppy' fat now, USED to be terminally perky! -i know, i once 'sampled' her 'treasures'!!

by michael foolsley March 27, 2012

alcoholic hostility

alcohol performing its' 'magic' on a normally 'nice person', changing their personality somewhat like jekyll/hyde.

alcoholic hostility convinced john he was being 'stunk on,' which always immediately switched him into 'fighting mode'
alcoholic hostility had him/her taking on the most aggressive and nonsensical imagined positions...

by michael foolsley December 31, 2014

travelophobia

someone not big on travel, ie: i only like sleeping in my own bed!, i don't like foreign bathrooms, i hate hotels, i don't like to fly, i'm afraid to fly!, i don't like being away from home/my 'treasures', i get claustrophobia...on & on....!!

meanwhile, the world spins on around you!!!!

(see 'head jail')

don had the travelophobia, you couldn't pry him out of his house!!

judy wasn't big on travel, had the travelophobia

by michael foolsley December 25, 2009

church of beer

the modern resurrection of jesus as a bottle (or many!) of cold, hoppy, SUDS!! -members of the church waste no time 'praying', cracking container after container...beer even superseding some of the more 'base' disciplines such as greed/avarice, and SEX!! -some disciples hold 'services' daily, twice daily, or continuously.

one never questions faith, as boredom is never an issue! if a problem arises, one simply cracks a beer!

dan was a deacon in the church of beer, lisa had a hard time interesting him in her 'goods'.

bob was high up in the ministry of the church of beer, his only worship needs were a chair and a container!!

the church of beer has millions of devout followers!!

by michael foolsley August 7, 2012

slop tub

a fat person -i first heard slop tub from my poor, dead momma who was a kansan plains woman. -apparently pigs will eat any damn thing (including a turd) a slop tub is a big container into which basic garbage/food scraps are/is thrown.

-most larger people do not get fat from eating heads of lettuce and radishes...

that big lady is sloppy fat! yeah! shes' a real slop tub!!

by michael foolsley November 19, 2009