* The number right before 5,000.
* An odd number.
* The 669th prime number.
* Cannot be written as the sum of three squares.
* 2^3+5^4-1 = 4999
* MMMMCMXCIX in Roman Numerals
Teacher: What is 4999 times 21?
Student: Fuck you! Couldn't you just give me 5,000 times 21, which is 105,000?
Teacher: No, you are retarded. And, retarded students must work extra hard.
Student: It's not my fault that I spend most of my days high up on a cloud.
Teacher: It's okay. I'm high right now, too, so I feel you. Here, take this A+ for the class as I sympathize with your struggles.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.