when the D.I. began 'barking' he became incensed at those who chose to listen down
i chose to listen down when that fat ass began shouting orders
listen up! screamed the businessman, his people chose to listen down
i chose to listen down when that fat ass began shouting orders
listen up! screamed the businessman, his people chose to listen down
by michael foolsley January 28, 2012
damn! , NO entertainment ! , might as well go out for a run!
PBS NOW (post covid) specializes in NO entertainment !
499 channels and NOTHING is on ! yeah, those police shows leave me cold! NO entertainment ! (and i DON'T want to buy a goddamn NEW CAR !!) i have a nice, "skin pastry bag" to sell THEM !!
PBS NOW (post covid) specializes in NO entertainment !
499 channels and NOTHING is on ! yeah, those police shows leave me cold! NO entertainment ! (and i DON'T want to buy a goddamn NEW CAR !!) i have a nice, "skin pastry bag" to sell THEM !!
by michael foolsley July 25, 2022
the state where the 'guts' of a sandwich, (sub, hamburger, etc) INSIST on oozing out one side after or during the 'bite-down'; because of too much mayo, goo, etc...
an extra hand is need to 'arrest' the movement before the 'filling' flops on terra firma. (or your fucking LAP!!)
BIB wearing time!!
an extra hand is need to 'arrest' the movement before the 'filling' flops on terra firma. (or your fucking LAP!!)
BIB wearing time!!
i was distracted by coo, before i noticed my sandwich skate!
not big on a gooey sandwich! all that 'goo' whistles for sandwich skate!!
my sub was doing the sandwich skate like a hockey player!
not big on a gooey sandwich! all that 'goo' whistles for sandwich skate!!
my sub was doing the sandwich skate like a hockey player!
by michael foolsley January 18, 2011
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
soft filmy plastic shopping bags (aka; urban tumbleweeds)
here is one sure to be rejected, because it requires a bit of imagination!...
having developed a rigid system of 'control' for my rapidly growing collection of plastic shopping bags due to being terrified of being buried (AND suffocated!) under them, i 'hearkened' back to the 1950s'; where russian premier nikita kruschev once stated: "WE WILL BURY YOU"!!, referring to the russian/american situation. -ALMOST about as scary as amassing these bags and having them 'float' anywhere and everywhere!!
here is one sure to be rejected, because it requires a bit of imagination!...
having developed a rigid system of 'control' for my rapidly growing collection of plastic shopping bags due to being terrified of being buried (AND suffocated!) under them, i 'hearkened' back to the 1950s'; where russian premier nikita kruschev once stated: "WE WILL BURY YOU"!!, referring to the russian/american situation. -ALMOST about as scary as amassing these bags and having them 'float' anywhere and everywhere!!
john had to get control of his nikita bags, he couldn't have one landing on top of the baby's HEAD!
the nikita bag got caught on john's corvette tailpipe and proceeded to melt and stink!
jim, the marine biologist reached into the tortoises' throat and pulled out a nikita bag
the guy who wrote the definition of nikita bags needs one held over his head for a few minutes!!
the nikita bag got caught on john's corvette tailpipe and proceeded to melt and stink!
jim, the marine biologist reached into the tortoises' throat and pulled out a nikita bag
the guy who wrote the definition of nikita bags needs one held over his head for a few minutes!!
by michael foolsley September 05, 2011
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
bleeding of the spermatozoa ! (OR, clit-titillation!) the help of another human in reaching the sexual zenith !
breaking the bonds of gravity upon achieving sexual release !
breaking the bonds of gravity upon achieving sexual release !
he / she rapidly got down to 'business' trying to take me off !
she thought, i didn't think he would take me off !
she thought, i didn't think he would take me off !
by michael foolsley December 19, 2021