745 definitions by michael foolsley
male; SEX! ANY PORT IN A 'STORM'!
the concept of a male 'creaming' just about anywhere! (broken glass, garbage bag, monica lewinsky)
if a male were to risk their entire reputation and integrity on a "quickie", it would be at least SOMEWHAT understandable; if they 'shopped' some "quality transportation"!!.
why look back down the road later and think about how you risked everything to 'hammer' some SKANK??!!
at least the kennedys could hardly be blamed for wanting to sample the treasures of marilyn monroe!! -what is this trend of 'hammering' anything that looks even remotely human?? one has to really wonder about the male!!
the concept of a male 'creaming' just about anywhere! (broken glass, garbage bag, monica lewinsky)
if a male were to risk their entire reputation and integrity on a "quickie", it would be at least SOMEWHAT understandable; if they 'shopped' some "quality transportation"!!.
why look back down the road later and think about how you risked everything to 'hammer' some SKANK??!!
at least the kennedys could hardly be blamed for wanting to sample the treasures of marilyn monroe!! -what is this trend of 'hammering' anything that looks even remotely human?? one has to really wonder about the male!!
he had the sailor bill syndrome, and was pounding a hole in the side of a dumpster!!
the sailor bill syndrome had its' talons into the libido of the male...he was caught 'fucking' a 50 lb box of roofing nails.
the sailor bill syndrome had its' talons into the libido of the male...he was caught 'fucking' a 50 lb box of roofing nails.
by michael foolsley May 18, 2011
an actual medical term which is a politically correct? terminology for: wasting away -this is what old people and those with a terminal malady do.
john's gramma was suffering from failure to thrive
john caught 'the cancer' and it was responsible for his 'failure to thrive'
john caught 'the cancer' and it was responsible for his 'failure to thrive'
by michael foolsley December 24, 2009
the place the elder male ('grandpapa', "pop-pop", e.t.c.)
dwells, upon observing a much younger female with the 'goods'; and being 'hitched up' (or not!) to an "expired shelf life" female, that no longer has ANY interest in sex!!
being 'penalized' by the inability to 'attract' above described human due to age!, and/or 'chronological erosion'.
-an 'imaginary wall', barrier, or 'cage' (but quite REAL!!) preventing "pop-pop" from touching the 'goods'!!; (oil and water being unable to MIX!!)
-one or more generations of cultural difference, AND age, making communication somewhat 'foreign' or 'alien'. -physical attraction in the 'old', rendered non-existent due to chronological etching away of physical attributes!!
dwells, upon observing a much younger female with the 'goods'; and being 'hitched up' (or not!) to an "expired shelf life" female, that no longer has ANY interest in sex!!
being 'penalized' by the inability to 'attract' above described human due to age!, and/or 'chronological erosion'.
-an 'imaginary wall', barrier, or 'cage' (but quite REAL!!) preventing "pop-pop" from touching the 'goods'!!; (oil and water being unable to MIX!!)
-one or more generations of cultural difference, AND age, making communication somewhat 'foreign' or 'alien'. -physical attraction in the 'old', rendered non-existent due to chronological etching away of physical attributes!!
john's grampa was about oozing all over beth!! (reponse:) yeah!!, it must be rough burning in elder jail!!
grandpa joe went home and 'ground the poison' out of himself, char-broiling in elder jail; after his visit to the 'titty bar'.
joe worked out incessantly, becoming quite muscular, but still couldn't stop the clock condemning him to elder jail!!
grandpa joe went home and 'ground the poison' out of himself, char-broiling in elder jail; after his visit to the 'titty bar'.
joe worked out incessantly, becoming quite muscular, but still couldn't stop the clock condemning him to elder jail!!
by michael foolsley July 26, 2012
the 'cold' response from a lesbian, when approached by a hetrosexual male suddenly, icicles appear everywhere...
(can be useful for a hetro woman dealing with a "lesser" or "undesirable" , hetro male !)
(can be useful for a hetro woman dealing with a "lesser" or "undesirable" , hetro male !)
mick tried to chat up a 'bird', but received the lesbo frosties !
go talk to her!, i did, she gave me the lesbo frosties !!
i don't think she's big on men! , she gave me the lesbo frosties!
go talk to her!, i did, she gave me the lesbo frosties !!
i don't think she's big on men! , she gave me the lesbo frosties!
by michael foolsley February 12, 2021
miracle of the the male getting sex, the envelopment of the penis by any means necessary gay, straight, masturbation...etc. -the 'hiding of the salami', and its' peripheral psychological benefits, -ie: envelopmental therapy
-this is a proven stress reliever for the male, 'bargaining chip' for the female!! -plays golf with the relief valve on any appliance! (currency for the female, see: 'poons'!!)
-this is a proven stress reliever for the male, 'bargaining chip' for the female!! -plays golf with the relief valve on any appliance! (currency for the female, see: 'poons'!!)
john was crying over his status, he needed a little envelopmental therapy!!
worlds away, a human would have given john some envelopmental therapy
worlds away, a human would have given john some envelopmental therapy
by michael foolsley October 23, 2010
filmy, plastic shopping bags flipping around, everywhere and anywhere.
what happened to the missing sock? ask the urban tumbleweeds! they've HAVE to have seen something! -they're everywhere, including hundreds of miles out at sea, masquerading as jellyfish for the lucky, hungry marine life!
what happened to the missing sock? ask the urban tumbleweeds! they've HAVE to have seen something! -they're everywhere, including hundreds of miles out at sea, masquerading as jellyfish for the lucky, hungry marine life!
john HAD to control the urban tumbleweeds! he couldn't have one 'wafting' over the baby's head!!
they found her stone dead, de-oxygenated under a mass of urban tumbleweeds!
they found her stone dead, de-oxygenated under a mass of urban tumbleweeds!
by michael foolsley November 28, 2009
workman or other assorted 'macho man' who can drink white hot freshly poured coffee, immediately and not even wince!!
i was marveling at asbestos mouth as he chug-a-lugged his coffee right down, while mine was only half cooled!!
don't believe i'd try to beat one of those asbestos mouth guys in a coffee drinking contest!!
don't believe i'd try to beat one of those asbestos mouth guys in a coffee drinking contest!!
by michael foolsley December 23, 2009