691 definition by michael foolsley

so hugely and pathetically fat, that rolls of fat bounce and jounce and largely work against easy mobility.
damn! that bitch is SLOPPY FAT!
by michael foolsley November 19, 2009

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hallucinogenics -a visual 'trail' of a moving object commonly experienced with LSD. trails and body 'rushes' are some of the more interesting asides of the experience/s!!
i see the international space station, but i'm seeing trails from it!! -damn, bro! GOOD SHIT!

he moved his arm and i saw trails...

couldn't play guitar till i stopped 'peaking', i was still seeing trails!
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010

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parmesan cheese
pass me that farmer john cheese! (please)
pass me that farmer john!
by michael foolsley December 03, 2009

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(similar to one existing def.-but expanded!)

length of time of physical and/or sexual desirability in a human. a reference to body parts 'gone/going bad' due to lack of maintenance, genetics, and/or 'human chronological erosion'

-'goods' 'for sale', only at their 'prime' for a "limited" time!!

a sunny, optimistic, "good personality" (other skills?) MAY sometimes offset this!
that babes' shelf life is increasingly SHORT!

his beer gut is superseded by his million dollar payday, extending his shelf life.

the old fool imagined his shelf life hadn't expired 20 years previous...

the shelf life of that perky butt is questionable!!
by michael foolsley July 01, 2012

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1950's (etc) "porn" magazine featuring scantily-clad females (about like modern underwear ads!!)
john's mom took away his girly magazines AND his comic books, its' no wonder hes' now a porn executive!!

-took my girly magazine into the 'loo' and set myself off!!
by michael foolsley February 20, 2010

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cable channels that offer 'porn' that is "scrambled" by 'squiggly' lines. (every now and then you can get a glimpse of 'prime parts') -the cough-up of some hard gained $$$ can make the squiggly lines disappear, but rarely worth it!!!
joe and i were getting hopped up listening to music, while watching squiggly porn

had a serious squiggly porn thing going last night!
by michael foolsley January 08, 2010

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protected passageway for movement of 'electrons'

pathway for (your choice!)
johns' unit is a conduit for 'hot sauce'

that mike fuhlsley is clever!; AND a conduit for information!

i put my conduit is her/his orifice!
by michael foolsley December 29, 2009

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