max's definitions

quareelo

Quareelo does the job replacing the phrase "i dont know".

"You wanna do me up the sewage works tonight, baby"

"quareelo"

by max May 2, 2005

clapter

applause

The audience erupted in clapter.

by Max October 1, 2003

stink fist

song by prog-metal band Tool about the want to attain closeness with a sexual partner through fisting. an analogy for reaching in and grabbing the heart.

also sticking your hand in a chick's cunt

"listen to Stinkfist it's a great song."

"just remember to stop eating with your stinkfist, that shit stays in the pores for months"

by Max May 28, 2003

Major Tech

A person who can work any piece of technology perfectly. Not a nerd because has friends.

Robbie Jones your a major Tech

by Max October 16, 2003

shmink

Just another version of the highly acclaimed word 'mink'

Look at that young russian, he looks a little shminky"

by max May 17, 2005

Ruach AZA

The hottest and bestest chapter in BAR
Spam!!! Homer!!! Scooby Jew!!!!

Ruach aza is the schiznit!

by max October 24, 2004

Cueva

When your having Sexual relations with someone who is not facing you, this is when you tap the person on the shoulder, and when they turn to look at you, whilst your having the sexual relations, you take a dump in your hand and shove it in there face.

Danny's girlfriend complained that he had a small penis, so that night when they were having sex, he gave her a Cueva as revenge.

by Max September 29, 2004