max's definitions

super decreshendo

1. When a man's sex organ (dick) is hanging so low it touches the ground, drags.
2. When a man's dick is cut off and re-pasted on in a lower area...

I went to the docter to get a liposuction, but all he he did was super creshendo me!

by max December 2, 2003

kickin' it

hangin out, doing nothing, doing anything....

We were kickin' it.

by Max October 30, 2003

banana head

An idiot, especially a minority idiot.

what a fucking banana head this guy is

by max December 1, 2004

Let's talk about airplanes

A phrase used to break up a boring or uncomfortable conversation.

Often used by a third member of a group to disrupt the useless conversation of the others.

"And then blah blah blah blah blah blah"

"Let's talk about airplanes"

"What?"

by max September 9, 2004

Donkeywaffle

Donkeywaffle is a brilliant and flexible word with witch the context can be adjusted to fit nearly any situation! Donkeywaffle can be used as an interjection or as a noun, expressing suprise, dismay, or a delicious waffle-like confection in the shape of a donkey!

Oh muh donkeywaffle! That thurr's the fattest biatch ah evah did see!

Hello, ma'am! How's your flight going? Can I get you anything? A donkeywaffle, perhaps?

by mAx May 3, 2004

crab shoot

If you're going to have sex with a hoe and you don't know if she has crabs.

I slept with some whore last night and she was pretty damn dirty. It was a real crab shoot!

by Max August 19, 2004

SICK

ambiguous term that either means "wow what a commendable action", or an expression of utter digust.

gu: that beatrice just walked into that tall grass area
gu: and just pissed even though there were like 7 ppl at the bus stop
max: SICK.

Gu: i got a 90% on my math test.
Kenny: That low?
Gu: SICK.

by Max February 16, 2005