max's definitions

stink fist

song by prog-metal band Tool about the want to attain closeness with a sexual partner through fisting. an analogy for reaching in and grabbing the heart.

also sticking your hand in a chick's cunt

"listen to Stinkfist it's a great song."

"just remember to stop eating with your stinkfist, that shit stays in the pores for months"

by Max May 28, 2003

Donkeywaffle

Donkeywaffle is a brilliant and flexible word with witch the context can be adjusted to fit nearly any situation! Donkeywaffle can be used as an interjection or as a noun, expressing suprise, dismay, or a delicious waffle-like confection in the shape of a donkey!

Oh muh donkeywaffle! That thurr's the fattest biatch ah evah did see!

Hello, ma'am! How's your flight going? Can I get you anything? A donkeywaffle, perhaps?

by mAx May 3, 2004

SICK

ambiguous term that either means "wow what a commendable action", or an expression of utter digust.

gu: that beatrice just walked into that tall grass area
gu: and just pissed even though there were like 7 ppl at the bus stop
max: SICK.

Gu: i got a 90% on my math test.
Kenny: That low?
Gu: SICK.

by Max February 16, 2005

Let's talk about airplanes

A phrase used to break up a boring or uncomfortable conversation.

Often used by a third member of a group to disrupt the useless conversation of the others.

"And then blah blah blah blah blah blah"

"Let's talk about airplanes"

"What?"

by max September 9, 2004

banana head

An idiot, especially a minority idiot.

what a fucking banana head this guy is

by max December 1, 2004

queued

A messege often found when downloading music in a program called KaZaA

man 1:man, this song had been queued for such a long time!
man 2: stop using kazaa and use Ares

by max April 20, 2005

Get Fuzzy

The best comic strip in the world, even better than Calvin and Hobbes.

Get Fuzzy rocks the house.

by Max December 11, 2003