max's definitions

Cueva

When your having Sexual relations with someone who is not facing you, this is when you tap the person on the shoulder, and when they turn to look at you, whilst your having the sexual relations, you take a dump in your hand and shove it in there face.

Danny's girlfriend complained that he had a small penis, so that night when they were having sex, he gave her a Cueva as revenge.

by Max September 29, 2004

queued

A messege often found when downloading music in a program called KaZaA

man 1:man, this song had been queued for such a long time!
man 2: stop using kazaa and use Ares

by max April 20, 2005

C.T.

abbreviation for counter-terrorist in counterstrike

if you're a ct on the map cs_assault you will die soon.

by max October 25, 2003

anti-jock

faggots who think they are awesome because they hate 'jocks'. These people tend to be insecure and afraid of people who are more popular than them. They have a passionate dislike for 'sporty people', yet usually skate themselves. Their hobbies are listening to shite music, spending unfathomable amounts of time on msn, and talking about skating.

"Fuckin bunch of jocks" (when they see people who are marginaly cooler than they are, but cant accept it.

by max April 22, 2005

Major Tech

A person who can work any piece of technology perfectly. Not a nerd because has friends.

Robbie Jones your a major Tech

by Max October 16, 2003

Mordi

A BiSexual who likes SAMI an JP!

Mordi fucks men and women at the same time and likes it but likes women betta!

by Max April 18, 2005

burninate

popularized by homestarrunner.com, describing the burning of peasants and cottages by Trogdor, a majestic dragon.

If they got in a fight, Trogdor would burninate Puff the Magic Dragon's @$$.

by max October 25, 2003