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shmee shmee

I dont know what it means, but it sounds boss
Shmee shmee shmee shmee shmee
by max May 10, 2005
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Religion

There are several types of religions on this planet. Each as crazy as the next. People believe in all different kinds of higher powers or Gods. Why is YOURS the right one? Christianity for example is ruining the united states. The Bible is in essence of a book of magic and miracles. In the stories of the Bible, God talked to people, and miracles happened, why doesnt that happen anymore today? Because it never happened, and the Bible was written by man. One last thing...consider this, there are a growing number of people who believe that we descend from alien life(me not being one of them), and you may laugh at that theory. But there is a mountain of evidence(even evidence documented by the U.S. government, yes it's true. Don't believe me? Well it's certainly out there) pointing to the existance of extra-terestrial life compared to the NO evidence of the existance of God. That is all.
The opium of the masses.
by Max January 14, 2005
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PMS

pioneer middle school, a hell hole of a place, but u gotta learn...haha...lol...bs
by max December 4, 2004
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Barrow in Furness

Ideally situated between Heysham Nuclear power station to the south, the faltering Sellafield Nuclear reprocessing plant to the north and The Nuclear Submarine Facility in the town centre. The background radiation gives Barrow a Mediterranean climate.
Residents of Barrow also enjoy 20% unemployment, chronic heroin addiction (dubbed Heroin Capital of the North), extreme violence and the highest rate of teenage pregnancies in Europe. Barrow can also proudly claim to have 3 of the its shore lines in Britains top 10 polluted beaches.

So why not try a place with a difference and try Barrow!
"The Seaside town, that they forgot to close down"
by max January 14, 2004
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PezMullet

PezMullet = Homme extraordinaire ayant l'avantage d'avoir deux phallus.
Cet homme a su faire plaisir à deux femmes en même temps, il est un vrai PezMullet
by Max December 6, 2003
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Chisla

To be one that has done something of extreme stupidity
You spilt my baileys you fucking CHISLA
by Max February 9, 2004
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hooknose

Brian (Greham Chapman):
I'm not a Roman, Mum!
And I never will be!
I'm a kike, a Yid, a hebe, a hooknose!
by max August 9, 2004
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