max's definitions

Strike Nowhere Matches

Those shitty matches that they sell now since some fucktard probably burned himself playing with them. They used to sell decent ones but they are all fagged out!

Lost camper #1: I can't get this strike anywhere match to work!

Lost camper #2: Let me see that! GOT BROUGT THE STRIKE NOWHERE MATCHES YOU FAG!!! We're going to die out here!

by Max February 21, 2009

Mobil

Gas station that closes to early

I'm out of gas and that Mobil closed way to damn early.

by Max August 7, 2004

shivam

a kid that is extremely ugly. He likes to lie and beatbox in order to try to be cool. Of course he is retarted. He looks indian but can be confused to a paki. He thinks he is a pimp but he is really gay and likes to suck other indian dicks.

Shivam stop beatboxing, you look like a retard
Does it ever get uglier then a shivam.

by max March 7, 2005

akbar

A person who is powerful and majestic. Akbar is a enchanting and picturesque individual with charming characteristics. His intellegence can almost astonish you.
Are you kidding me? i was only joking.
Hes a sleezball slut you gets on every gurl, he has the chance too

Akbar's name is snack-bar,because he likes eating all day.

by max March 12, 2005

Cuddle Buddy

two people who enjoy the affection of one another. In some cases, this may lead to friends with benefits or a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship.

Friend: dude so did you get some head last night?

Friend2: Dawg, we are just cuddle buddies!

by max May 13, 2005

cky

Most original band you will hear today

Wow too bad no other band evn competes with CKY

by Max October 25, 2003

take the charge

gangs often have 17 year olds in their crew for the sole purpose of going to prison for older members, as they will usually be tried as juvenilles

"you're 17 dog, you gotta take the charge to be initiated as a vicelord"

by max July 6, 2005