matt's definitions

Rehersal

The real way to spell "rehearsal"

I don't know about you and you're "rehearsals" but I have to go to a rehersal.

by Matt September 22, 2003

5UP3R L337

The State of Being Super Leet or Super Elite. Have to do with being a a really smart Techie.

I can't beleive I got that problem with my computer fixed I am so 5UP3R L337.

by Matt May 11, 2003

gomer

a complete D-Bag who acts like the shit but is acually just a piece of shit, not to be confused with chaunse

Person A: Anthony Redloft is one motherfuckin' gomer

Person B: what a bitch

by Matt April 24, 2005

hifey

A word commenlly said by "gangstas" or white suburban kids, to discribe a chaotic time

hifey in my wify

by matt March 5, 2004

Douch-it

Usually means the shit a used douche is covered in.

"EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW! Shirley! throw away that douch-it before i blow chunks."

by Matt May 13, 2005

fallace

a device used by women to pleasure themselves

adam: "my fallace is stuck in my ass greg"
greg: "dude should if i stick my dick in your ass, will that help?"

by matt May 13, 2005

The Great Gatsby

One of the greatest pieces of literature of all time. A timeless classic that tells the story of a man, James Gatz, who has an undying dream, a desire for a love that he will never have. Written by F. Scott Fitzgerald, this book is said to be a parallel of his life.

"Gatsby believed in the green light. The orgastic future that year by year recedes before us. It eluded us then, but it's no matter. For tomorrow we will run faster, reach our arms out farther. Then on one fine day, so we beat on, boats against the current, we are borne back into the past"- A closing line in the masterpiece novel, The Great Gatsby.

by Matt April 25, 2005