lotuspanda's definitions

Grandma Moment

A period in time when you act like a geriatric citizen by saying ‘oh dear’ or have a conniption fit because you didn’t watch ‘your program’

Sophie! I just had a grandma moment because I didn't get to watch Wheel.

by lotuspanda March 13, 2009

for the tv

items surplus to requirement

1: Hey, you've made way too many sandwiches there.
2: Um... well, these are for the TV

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

giggersnort

snorting sound, produced by laughing through the nose often derisive laughter.

I was laughing at Elias when he biffed in front of his crush, Matilda, and I totally did a giggersnort or two.

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

bacon cruiser

a police car that is clearly marked

dude! slow down there is a bacon cruiser over there!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

cherry scary

frighteningly virginal or wholesome; having an unhealthy liking of puppies, kittens, fluffy bunnies, bows, and the color pink

Your friend Bitsy is so cherry scary.

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

crod

someone who is extremely evil, overly ditzy, and thinks they are liked.

Our substitute teacher in History is such a crod!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

amtraked

to lose one's 'train' of thought, derail

1: ... I was walking down the hall and then...
period of silence
2: and then what happened?
1: I don't remember, I totally just amtraked!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008