Definitions by lotuspanda

fat coke 

Coca-Cola, opposite of Diet Coke

I'll have a burger and a fat coke please.

fat coke by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

ernie orange 

the color a person gets when they over tan, fake bake, or use self-tanning cream where the color does not look right most obvious in the winter months in the midwest. Named after the Sesame Street character of the same name and color; oompa loompa

Who is Esme trying to fool? It's winter... in Minnesota... pretty sure we don't have sun or beaches... she looks redic! Doesn't she know she's ernie orange?

ernie orange by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Faulty Wiring

the state of being stupid or acting stupidly

sorry I must have faulty wiring!

Faulty Wiring by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

five second fling 

a phenomenon that occurs when you think someone is attractive for a fleeting moment then come to your senses and think them repulsive once more

You're never going to guess who I had a five second fling with!

five second fling by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

flippydoo 

it works like thingamabob or whatsits; a word for the thing that you can't think of at the moment

Jerek what is this flippydoo?

flippydoo by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

floor chimes

the collection of empty cans and bottles under the driver's seat or passenger side of a car which roll together, producing a soothing jingle-jangle sound when it goes round a corner or up a curb

When we go 'round corners in Senora's car the floor chimes play for us.

floor chimes by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

for the tv 

items surplus to requirement

1: Hey, you've made way too many sandwiches there.
2: Um... well, these are for the TV

for the tv by lotuspanda March 15, 2008