lotuspanda's definitions

freak-tard

someone so bizarre that it becomes idiotically funny; a combination of a freak and retard

Did you see what Sophie was wearing? What a freak-tard!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

bobble

1. someone who is overly ditzy to the point of not knowing what’s going on around them
2. someone who is tremendously psychotic and slightly ditzy
3. the act of being out of it when thinking of/seeing someone one likes

Emmy was being a bobble at the diner, she spilled her shake on some poor guy

Lucy was being such a bobble the other night because she saw Jim.

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

cro

to ‘stick to’ someone like Velcro; always with the same people all the time

Amy is such a cro, she never leaves my side

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

ernie orange

the color a person gets when they over tan, fake bake, or use self-tanning cream where the color does not look right most obvious in the winter months in the midwest. Named after the Sesame Street character of the same name and color; oompa loompa

Who is Esme trying to fool? It's winter... in Minnesota... pretty sure we don't have sun or beaches... she looks redic! Doesn't she know she's ernie orange?

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

fucky pants

a general exclamation of disappointment or irritation

oh fucky pants! I'm sorry I forgot your birthday!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

answear

an answer given in the form of profanity, but not always out of anger

Tom: Hey Jim how was your weekend?
Jim: Fuck you! <answear>

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

crayola storm

someone who wears as many of the brightest colors as is humanly possible, all at the same time, think clowns and 80s neon style of dress. Used as a theme for college parties.

C'mon we're going to be late for Ginger's crayola storm party!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008