61 definitions by lotuspanda

angry sandals

an expression of frustration; think sandals worn in Nordic spring while there is still traces of snow.

Sally: Did you remember to do your calc homework?
Tina: What homework?
Sally: The chapter review
Tina: Angry Sandals!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

give a damn dividend

it means I don't give a damn, of course and no one can take you seriously if you say this when you're angry

Ingrid: Hey Gret, did you hear the rumors about Oliver and Karoline?
Gret: Honestly Ing, I don't have a give a damn dividend... can we talk about something else?

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

balloon room

A place where one gets high

whoa, your eyes are really red... did you just come from the balloon room or what?

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

freak-tard

someone so bizarre that it becomes idiotically funny; a combination of a freak and retard

Did you see what Sophie was wearing? What a freak-tard!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

hand printing

When writing, unconsciously flipping between printing and cursive handwriting, often in the middle of a word.

My notes look like shit because I keep hand printing.

by lotuspanda March 13, 2009

eat retarded sandwiches

when an individual does something uncharacteristically dumb, even for his or her personality

Did you see what Zeke just did? He just jumped out of a tree and broke his arm. What a way to eat retarded sandwiches

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

cheeseflower

someone or something that is overly cheesy

Marko totally came to my house with a box of chocolates... what a cheeseflower!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008