lotuspanda's definitions

giggersnort

snorting sound, produced by laughing through the nose often derisive laughter.

I was laughing at Elias when he biffed in front of his crush, Matilda, and I totally did a giggersnort or two.

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

cherry scary

frighteningly virginal or wholesome; having an unhealthy liking of puppies, kittens, fluffy bunnies, bows, and the color pink

Your friend Bitsy is so cherry scary.

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

eat retarded sandwiches

when an individual does something uncharacteristically dumb, even for his or her personality

Did you see what Zeke just did? He just jumped out of a tree and broke his arm. What a way to eat retarded sandwiches

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

brillo

nickname for a peculiar style of hair favored by middle-aged balding males who are attempting to disguise the fact that they ARE losing their hair; appear to have a brillo pad on the top of their heads

oh man, that dude needs a reality check, he's such a brillo!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

hole digger

an idiot who feels the need to keep talking… thus, digging themselves a deeper hole

Wow, I really wish Sybill would shut up, she's such a hole digger

by lotuspanda March 13, 2009

country-ish spectrum

a scale of 1 –10 that is used to define how ‘country’ or rural an object, person, or thing is. 10 being the most country.

Being apart of the FFA is a 10 on the country-ish spectrum

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

crayola storm

someone who wears as many of the brightest colors as is humanly possible, all at the same time, think clowns and 80s neon style of dress. Used as a theme for college parties.

C'mon we're going to be late for Ginger's crayola storm party!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008