by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

1. someone who is overly ditzy to the point of not knowing what’s going on around them
2. someone who is tremendously psychotic and slightly ditzy
3. the act of being out of it when thinking of/seeing someone one likes
2. someone who is tremendously psychotic and slightly ditzy
3. the act of being out of it when thinking of/seeing someone one likes
Emmy was being a bobble at the diner, she spilled her shake on some poor guy
Lucy was being such a bobble the other night because she saw Jim.
Lucy was being such a bobble the other night because she saw Jim.
by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

by lotuspanda March 13, 2009

Jane: Hey Hailey, where are you parked?
Hailey: *points down the never ending parking lot* oh, you know the ass end of space
Hailey: *points down the never ending parking lot* oh, you know the ass end of space
by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

abbreviation for Asshole Behavior Scale. Logarithmic scale from 1 to 10 used to measure how much of an asshole someone is being. Similar to the Richter scale for earthquakes with each whole number representing intensity 10 times greater than the next lower number
by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

the collection of empty cans and bottles under the driver's seat or passenger side of a car which roll together, producing a soothing jingle-jangle sound when it goes round a corner or up a curb
by lotuspanda March 15, 2008
