lotuspanda's definitions

be a member

to use the restroom/bathroom

Aww man! I have to be a member so bad!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

brain hampster

the hamster that runs on the wheel in your brain making thought possible

I can't think anymore, I think my brain hampster died!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

chewbaccaed

when the third person in a group is forced to walk behind the other two, who are walking shoulder-to-shoulder, referring to Chewbacca in Star Wars always had to walk behind Han Solo and Luke Skywalker

Stacy and Jane totally chewbaccaed me when we were walking down State

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

hand printing

When writing, unconsciously flipping between printing and cursive handwriting, often in the middle of a word.

My notes look like shit because I keep hand printing.

by lotuspanda March 13, 2009

eat retarded sandwiches

when an individual does something uncharacteristically dumb, even for his or her personality

Did you see what Zeke just did? He just jumped out of a tree and broke his arm. What a way to eat retarded sandwiches

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

bobble

1. someone who is overly ditzy to the point of not knowing what’s going on around them
2. someone who is tremendously psychotic and slightly ditzy
3. the act of being out of it when thinking of/seeing someone one likes

Emmy was being a bobble at the diner, she spilled her shake on some poor guy

Lucy was being such a bobble the other night because she saw Jim.

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

ernie orange

the color a person gets when they over tan, fake bake, or use self-tanning cream where the color does not look right most obvious in the winter months in the midwest. Named after the Sesame Street character of the same name and color; oompa loompa

Who is Esme trying to fool? It's winter... in Minnesota... pretty sure we don't have sun or beaches... she looks redic! Doesn't she know she's ernie orange?

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008