Definitions by lotuspanda

brillo 

nickname for a peculiar style of hair favored by middle-aged balding males who are attempting to disguise the fact that they ARE losing their hair; appear to have a brillo pad on the top of their heads

oh man, that dude needs a reality check, he's such a brillo!

brillo by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

calipso 

a frontal wedgie; camel toe

Ew! Gross! Mrs. D totally has a calipso going on!

calipso by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

caps lock disease

an std-like syndrome that is mysteriously transmitted over cyber activity... causes the infected person to have sudden outbreaks of typing in caps lock

Umm... I think Pinky is suffereing from caps lock disease

caps lock disease by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

cancer shop 

tanning stuido or booth

well I'm off to the cancer shop for some fake bake time!

cancer shop by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

cheeseflower

someone or something that is overly cheesy

Marko totally came to my house with a box of chocolates... what a cheeseflower!

cheeseflower by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

cherry scary 

frighteningly virginal or wholesome; having an unhealthy liking of puppies, kittens, fluffy bunnies, bows, and the color pink

Your friend Bitsy is so cherry scary.

cherry scary by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

chicken o clock in the morning 

ungodly hour of the day; waking up with the chickens

What happened? why are you calling me? what time is it, chicken o clock in the morning?

chicken o clock in the morning by lotuspanda March 15, 2008