Definitions by lotuspanda

costume drama 

the frantic behavior of a person who cannot decide what to wear for a party, date, or other event which usually involves the dispensation of the whole wardrobe across the room in total dismay.

Sorry I'm late! I had a costume drama situation

costume drama by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

dawson's creek moment 

a moment that is so emotional, sappy, romantic and/or cheesy that it belongs on the sappy TV show dawson's creek with sappy pop music ballads playing in the background

When Julian said he loved me it was a total dawson's creek moment.

dawson's creek moment by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

delete yourself 

said to make someone go away; to leave. Often used when angry at a specific person

I'm so sick of your bullshit Simon! Why don't you just delete yourself!!

delete yourself by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

earthy churchy 

1. a person or thing with hippie or tree-hugging tendencies; someone stuck in the 60s and/or 70s, usually a stoner or former stoner

2. a person who is totally into the 'green earth' movement that recycles, buys organic foods, and picks up others' trash

Did you see all the peeps at the music festival? They were all earthy churchy and shit.

earthy churchy by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

eat retarded sandwiches 

when an individual does something uncharacteristically dumb, even for his or her personality

Did you see what Zeke just did? He just jumped out of a tree and broke his arm. What a way to eat retarded sandwiches

eat retarded sandwiches by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

epizootics of the blowhole 

a metaphorical disease where one speaks at length about something one knows nothing about; the running of the mouth; talking shit

Man, did you hear what Tangie was saying?! She was talking about Laos and how she wants to go there to visit Mt. Everest. She totally has epizootics of the blowhole!

epizootics of the blowhole by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

facelike 

having general agreeable and considerate behavior; to be a good friend

Thanks for holding the door open for me, that's very facelike!

facelike by lotuspanda March 15, 2008