lotuspanda's definitions

hole digger

an idiot who feels the need to keep talking… thus, digging themselves a deeper hole

Wow, I really wish Sybill would shut up, she's such a hole digger

by lotuspanda March 13, 2009

country-ish spectrum

a scale of 1 –10 that is used to define how ‘country’ or rural an object, person, or thing is. 10 being the most country.

Being apart of the FFA is a 10 on the country-ish spectrum

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

eat retarded sandwiches

when an individual does something uncharacteristically dumb, even for his or her personality

Did you see what Zeke just did? He just jumped out of a tree and broke his arm. What a way to eat retarded sandwiches

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

bastard hat

an invisible device that has an overall negative effect on the wearer

Charlie must be wearning his bastard hat again

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

fat coke

Coca-Cola, opposite of Diet Coke

I'll have a burger and a fat coke please.

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

garritied

the act of being extremely cute but totally mentally gone

Xander was so garritied last night. I can't believe he let us use his as a dolly to play dress up with!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

chicken o clock in the morning

ungodly hour of the day; waking up with the chickens

What happened? why are you calling me? what time is it, chicken o clock in the morning?

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008