give a damn dividend

it means I don't give a damn, of course and no one can take you seriously if you say this when you're angry

Ingrid: Hey Gret, did you hear the rumors about Oliver and Karoline?
Gret: Honestly Ing, I don't have a give a damn dividend... can we talk about something else?

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

chimney fish

one who drinks and smokes a lot, often at the same time

Ben's really turning into a chimney fish, eh?

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

calipso

a frontal wedgie; camel toe

Ew! Gross! Mrs. D totally has a calipso going on!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

five second fling

a phenomenon that occurs when you think someone is attractive for a fleeting moment then come to your senses and think them repulsive once more

You're never going to guess who I had a five second fling with!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

circumstantial Intelligence

intellect coming by the wayside, usually a theory supported by a significant quantity of your friends

A: We think Yasreen is preggers
B: and all of you think so?
A: yes
B: hmm this is interesting circumstantial intelligence

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

flippydoo

it works like thingamabob or whatsits; a word for the thing that you can't think of at the moment

Jerek what is this flippydoo?

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

country-ish spectrum

a scale of 1 –10 that is used to define how ‘country’ or rural an object, person, or thing is. 10 being the most country.

Being apart of the FFA is a 10 on the country-ish spectrum

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008