lotuspanda's definitions

delete yourself

said to make someone go away; to leave. Often used when angry at a specific person

I'm so sick of your bullshit Simon! Why don't you just delete yourself!!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Slag Shorts

shorts that are so short they are wedged in the ass crack and the wearer's ass cheeks are totally hanging out

A: 'Ew! That girl's ass was hanging out of her shorts!'
B: 'Like slag shorts?'
A: 'Yeah!'

by lotuspanda August 8, 2008

epizootics of the blowhole

a metaphorical disease where one speaks at length about something one knows nothing about; the running of the mouth; talking shit

Man, did you hear what Tangie was saying?! She was talking about Laos and how she wants to go there to visit Mt. Everest. She totally has epizootics of the blowhole!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

balloon room

A place where one gets high

whoa, your eyes are really red... did you just come from the balloon room or what?

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

cheeseflower

someone or something that is overly cheesy

Marko totally came to my house with a box of chocolates... what a cheeseflower!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

chimney fish

one who drinks and smokes a lot, often at the same time

Ben's really turning into a chimney fish, eh?

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

brillo

nickname for a peculiar style of hair favored by middle-aged balding males who are attempting to disguise the fact that they ARE losing their hair; appear to have a brillo pad on the top of their heads

oh man, that dude needs a reality check, he's such a brillo!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008