Definitions by lotuspanda

freak-tard 

someone so bizarre that it becomes idiotically funny; a combination of a freak and retard

Did you see what Sophie was wearing? What a freak-tard!

freak-tard by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

garritied 

the act of being extremely cute but totally mentally gone

Xander was so garritied last night. I can't believe he let us use his as a dolly to play dress up with!

garritied by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

giggersnort 

snorting sound, produced by laughing through the nose often derisive laughter.

I was laughing at Elias when he biffed in front of his crush, Matilda, and I totally did a giggersnort or two.

giggersnort by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

fucky pants

a general exclamation of disappointment or irritation

oh fucky pants! I'm sorry I forgot your birthday!

fucky pants by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

give a damn dividend

it means I don't give a damn, of course and no one can take you seriously if you say this when you're angry

Ingrid: Hey Gret, did you hear the rumors about Oliver and Karoline?
Gret: Honestly Ing, I don't have a give a damn dividend... can we talk about something else?

give a damn dividend by lotuspanda March 15, 2008