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america's next top model

-Reality show hosted by African American supermodel Tyra Banks which airs on UPN where females aged 17-30 audition for a chance to be a model and get a contract with make-up company CoverGirl.

-Contestants audition throughout several cities like American Idol and based on looks and some tests like how they walk, some are selected to the show.

-Final contestants live together for a couple months and travel to places, sometimes internationally to perform model shoots which each have some special stipulation ie you have to pose with a tarantula on you, you have to pose nude.

-Each week the contestants pictures taken that week are judged and usually one person is eliminated who "doesn't seem to be model material."

-Goes by the term "cycle" instead of "season" like most TV shows.

-Previous winners so far have been...
Cycle 1:Adrienne Curry
Cycle 2:Yoanna House
Cycle 3:Eva Pigford
Cycle 4:Naima mora
Ex. Some of the judges on America's Next Top Model are even more blunt about what they think of the would-be model contestants than Simon Cowell is with singer would-bes on American Idol.
by LoganLesnarMarvel September 5, 2005
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ho ho ho

1-Santa Claus's most famous line that he uses as a greeting and exclamation

2-Can be used to describe how some people laugh ie very jolly and old-fashioned sounding

3-Can be used as an inslut when you see like 3 people you don't like and you point at them 1 by 1 and go "ho ho ho"
Ex1-Santa: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!

Ex2-That kinda chubby looking old man has this ho ho ho happy chuckle to him.

Ex3-Dude, I hate those three popular chicks, talk about ho ho ho.
by LoganLesnarMarvel September 5, 2005
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STD

1-Acronym for Sexually Transmitted Disease, which is duh any disease you can get with any kind of sexual contact ie The Clap, Crabs

2-Ironically, could've been a group on WWE'S SmackDown! with Divas, Sable, Torrie Wilson, and Dawn Marie since their first initials spell that out
Ex1-Better wear condoms, you never what know STD you're gonna get.

Ex2-Imagine if Sable and Dawn Marie hadn't been fired and they and Torrie Wilson formed STD and said things on SmackDown! like "When you're lying in the middle of the ring and you feel that pain between your legs--you know you've just been infected by STD!"
by LoganLesnarMarvel September 5, 2005
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Jennifer Wilbanks

-Spoiled supposed "religious" whore who faked her own kidnapping and even played on racist fears by saying that she was kidnapped by a Spanish man.

-Didn't have the honesty and balls to just call off her wedding and have some dignity to do so.

-Slut who left her fiance because he wanted to get married first before having sex and that "frustrated" her.

-Over-rated now famous ho with a fugly face and freaky-ass bulging eyes who has a multi-million dollar book deal to tell her "story"
Man, could you believe that bug-eyed Southern ho Jennifer Wilbanks? The nerve of her to leave her fiance just cuz he didn't wanna have sex!
by LoganLesnarMarvel June 11, 2006
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pie

1-a fruit-filled circular pastry usually baked and sugary

2-a crude sexual slang used to refer to a woman's vagina, as most used by WWE wrestler The Rock in his promos
Ex1-At Thanksgiving the most traditional kind of pies are pumpkin pie and sweet potato pie.

Ex2-(Rock during a RAW episode back in the 90s where an actress pretended to play his ex-high school girlfriend)
"...And now you come back and offer The Rock a great big piece of that poontang pie?! The Rock has just got one thing to say to you--poontang your a** on out of here!"
by LoganLesnarMarvel September 5, 2005
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lug

-an adjective used to describe anything big and/or heavy, particularly used towards tall and/or heavy-weight men, can also be used as an term of endearment for a male
He may be a fat over-weight hairy guy--but that big lug is mine and I love him!
by LoganLesnarMarvel July 29, 2005
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FU

1)Shorthand for "F*** You" if you can't say the actual words without getting into some kind of trouble, ie school, work, parents, etc.

2)Appropriately named finishing move of young WWE wrestler John Cena. Its the modified copy version of fellow wrestler's Brock Lesnar's F5 finishing move. You kick someone low like in the stomach or balls and pick them up over your shoulders then slam them to the ground from your side.
Ex1-Student 1: Ha-ha! You failed the test!
Student 2: Man shut up! FU!

Ex2-John Cena gets the pin on JBL with the FU.
by LoganLesnarMarvel September 5, 2005
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