69

A Midwestern Interstate that begins (depending on direction of travel) in Indianapolis, Indiana and heads northeast to Fort Wayne, Indiana, Lansing, Michigan and Flint, Michigan before it ends at Sarnia, Ontario, Canada. At present, its total length is just under 400 miles, but an extension down to Texas is in the works.

69 has no scenery whatsoever, unless you like flat cornfields.

by [e-mail] January 03, 2008

credit card

A piece of plastic that has demonic powers in its abiltity to keep a person in financial slavery for the rest of their life.

A credit card is donomic and should only be used when absolutely necessary or in an emergency.

by [e-mail] May 06, 2009

lame duck

A politician's inability to do anything of substance.

In his last year of his tenure, President Bush has become a lame duck thanks to obstructionist Democrats in the Congress.

by [e-mail] December 28, 2007

House Hunters

A show on the HGTV cable network that features a person or couple—usually wealthy or upper middle class—looking for a home that is often overpriced and too big for its own good. In my opinion the show promotes materialism, entitlement, greed and waste; and entices the viewer to keep up with the Joneses. What’s really funny is watching a couple wanting to buy another home just because they don’t like the floor plan of their current home or the color of the floors and carpet, or watching a young twenty-something couple buying a $300,000 home as their first place after getting married.

House Hunters typifies waste, entitlement and materialism in America, and is produced to entice you into keeping up with the Joneses. I wonder how many homes on the show have been foreclosed? Just a thought.

by [e-mail] March 31, 2009

US Airways

The absolute worst airline in the U.S. to fly, known for bad customer service and routinely fininsh in the bottom of US carriers for quality. They rank as the single-worst airline for on-time departures, baggage, customer service issues and friendliness of employees.

The current US Airways is called "The New US Airways" after it was purchased by classier America West Airlines. The merger moved its corporate headquarters from northern Virginia to Tempe, AZ. US airways has the worst record for on-time departures because its hubs cities are known for constant delays: Phoenix, Las Vegas, Charlotte, Philadelphia, Washington National, Boston and New York-La Guardia.

US Airways is the nations' 7th largest airline.

by [e-mail] December 29, 2007

college

A place where you can be happy you got admitted to just because of the color of your skin and not because of who you are or the merit you possess, only to later be propagandized by a socialist, pinhead professor who has a brain no larger than a grapenut that tries to spread his America-hating propaganda on you.

A place where horny, young adults go to allegedly get an education but enage in drinking binges and have sex afterwards.

College is an awkward stage for early adults.

by [e-mail] May 26, 2008

Oklahoma

Oklahoma is......OK. :) A state located in the southern plains of the U.S. Oklahoma City is the capital and largest city. Oklahoma is known for its open praries, ranches, cowboys, tornadoes, summer thunderstorms and big oil, and is a stronghold for evangelical Protestant Christianity. Oklahoma is a smaller version of Texas. Oklahoma has a lot of cowboys and ranchers who drive around in pickup trucks.

Oklahoma is.......OK, as its state motto suggests. Its not particularly exciting, but not dull either. The people are very hospitable and probably drive around in pickup trucks.

by [e-mail] July 13, 2010