New York minute

n. Stupid, retarded Olsen Twins movie about 2 fucktards running loose in NYC.
Gigantic waste of film. One of the worst movies of all time.

I turned that shit off in a New York Minute.

by keyshaw October 01, 2004

bend over

(v) To prepare to get screwed literally or figuratively.

Gas prices are going up again! Bend over, SUV drivers!

by keyshaw May 14, 2004

skiddleyboop

Expression used during moments of extreme pleasure or victory. White equivalent of bookyacka! or In Your Face.

Chad cried out 'Skiddleyboop!' as he pinched the loaf that he had been carrying all day

by keyshaw November 17, 2004

hit up

(v) To be financially charged or made liable for something.

I was hit up for $300 worth of parking tickets last month.

by keyshaw July 16, 2004

yellow danger

n. A chinaman behind the wheel of a car.

Be extra alert on the roads due to yellow danger.

by keyshaw June 03, 2005

flip the switch

v. To have a sudden and drastic change of heart.

I thought that chick was easy, but she flipped the switch on me and said she's waiting for marraige.

by keyshaw November 24, 2004

clean the pipes

To jerk off, especially prior to a date, so you aren't thinking about sex all the time.

Make sure you clean the pipes before going out tonight, so you won't have the baby batter in the brain anymore.

by keyshaw September 11, 2004