Keyshaw's definitions

Fidel

(n) Cuban Cigar. Term originates from the President of Cuba, Fidel Castro.

Stash more cash than burnt Fidels.

by Keyshaw May 12, 2004

bum burp

(n) A fart.

He released a bum burp immediately after consuming the beans.

by keyshaw June 4, 2004

man hands

(n) Phrase to describe a woman's hands when they are 'less than feminine'. From the TV Show Seinfeld.

She's got man hands!

by keyshaw June 30, 2004

avril lavinge

Because the correct spelling, Avril Lavigne, is one of the Forbidden Definitions, everyone uses this spelling to post their love of Avril.

Avril Lavinge is a bastardization of Avril Lavigne.

by keyshaw December 30, 2004

bongos

(n) (Usually large) female breasts.

Man, check out the bongos on that heet!

by keyshaw May 12, 2004

flag

(v) To read a book or other piece of literature while on the toilet.

'Here's your book back.'
'I don't want it - it's been flagged!'

by keyshaw August 5, 2004

eye candy

(n) An attractive female, however lacking in
substance or intelligence (hence the term "candy").

She's heet, but she's just eye candy, dude.

by keyshaw May 4, 2004