Keyshaw's definitions

cumfiesta

A 15 minute sexual encounter between a girl, and one or two guys. Usually filmed and photographed for internet consumption. The "fiesta" generally occurs in the last minute or so, with the lovely young lady receiving a protein-enriched facial.

Kim is never late for a Cumfiesta.

by keyshaw May 2, 2004

thread crapping

v. Thread crapping occurs when a person comes into a thread and posts something contrary to the spirit/intent of the thread, often derailing the discussion or turning it into an argument.

Coming into a thread titled "I love my new Apple Macintosh!", and posting "PCs are better and cheaper" is thread crapping.

by keyshaw March 23, 2010

get head

v. To receive oral sex, ie. cunnilingus or a fellatio.

I got head from Kate last night.

by keyshaw January 18, 2005

depopulate

(v) A government euphemism for genocide.

Spin Doctor: "The government doesn't kill people, they depopulate the area."

by keyshaw June 30, 2004

raincoater

(n) One with rather extreme sexual tastes. The origin is from dirty old
men who wear large trenchcoats with nothing underneath to adult theatres.
The idea is that they can discreetly play with themselves during the movie.
(adj) Something suitable for raincoaters.

1. Raincoaters will love this new Gonzo movie.
2. This Gonzo movie is certainly raincoater material.

by keyshaw May 11, 2004

Fidel

(n) Cuban Cigar. Term originates from the President of Cuba, Fidel Castro.

Stash more cash than burnt Fidels.

by Keyshaw May 12, 2004

shoot the breeze

(v) Idle chit-chat, mostly done to be polite and to occupy time.
Politically Correct version of Shoot the Shit.

I met up with that chick again last night, and we just shot the breeze for an hour.

by keyshaw September 17, 2004