kb's definitions

landing pad

A layer of toilet paper laying on the top of the water in the toilet to keep you from getting backsplash.

Luckily the landing pad was there to catch my massive shit.

by kb June 18, 2006

semen

oyster

His humongous oyster required she be given the Heimlich maneuver.

by KB October 8, 2003

sugar

best SOAD song EVER.

I'm not there all the time ya know, some people, some people, some people call it insane! yeah they call it insane sugar!

by KB April 27, 2003

meh

Its own dialect to a small group of college students in Iowa. The langauge of "meh" has only one syllable but can express any thought with proper inflection.

Singular use often indicates a relaxed, almost dazed state of mind.

"Meh, meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh, meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh, meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh?"
"Meh meh meh meh meh meh meh."

-"Like, I know you can be overwhelmed, and I know you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?"
"I think you can in Europe." -"10 Things"

by KB June 20, 2004

Buttons

Hot Chick who attaches her shirt with only 2 button at the top and reveals her sexy flat stomach.

--Kellygirl

by KB October 30, 2003

boybutter

cum sauce or spew

Tony spurted boybutter all over Pete's attempt at a six-pack of a stomach, as the two performed for their masturbating audience.

by KB October 8, 2003

grifter

It is a very manly woman, who is very physically strong, stocky build or overweight, usually has excessive facial and body hair and is sometimes mistaken for a man.

The masculine appearance of a Russian female shotput champion means she can be described as a grifter.

by KB April 15, 2005