kb's definitions

semen

oyster

His humongous oyster required she be given the Heimlich maneuver.

by KB October 8, 2003

penis envy

When a man is jealous of another man because of the size of his penis. Usually a girl is involved, she might choose one man over another, and the other man comes down with penis envy.

"Joe has penis envy."

"Penis envy is why the two men aren't friends."

by KB October 5, 2003

sorostitutes

slutty girls that belong to social sororities

"I'm not going to go out with any of those sorostitutes!"

by KB September 28, 2003

schwag

terrible; upsetting; disturbing

That's so schwag.

by KB July 24, 2003

heart

a hollow, muscular organ in a vertebrate animal that recieves blood from the veins and pumps it through the arteries by alternate dilation and contraction.

heart attack! GA!

by kb July 5, 2003

pregzilla

The angry, violent state some pregnant women may resort to after their first trimester

Holy shit! Run! Pregzilla returns !
:::gnashes teeth and sharpens deadly, bloody claws:::

by kb June 26, 2003

slapnuts

commonly used insult, suggests the person jacks off a lot.

Shut the fuck up, slapnuts.

by kb June 26, 2003