KB's definitions

landing pad

A layer of toilet paper laying on the top of the water in the toilet to keep you from getting backsplash.

Luckily the landing pad was there to catch my massive shit.

by kb June 18, 2006

polymorph

Polymorph: Poly = "many" + Morph = "form" Hence, manyformed.

Republicans wrap themselves in the flag, create jobs and say they are patriotic but are polymorphic in action because they
ship jobs to China, ship the middle class and poor to war and
sell their souls and asses to businessmen who are anything but. See the polymorph change color and form as soon as the bullets fly.

by kb June 19, 2006

grifter

It is a very manly woman, who is very physically strong, stocky build or overweight, usually has excessive facial and body hair and is sometimes mistaken for a man.

The masculine appearance of a Russian female shotput champion means she can be described as a grifter.

by KB April 15, 2005

Buttons

Hot Chick who attaches her shirt with only 2 button at the top and reveals her sexy flat stomach.

--Kellygirl

by KB October 30, 2003

sorostitutes

slutty girls that belong to social sororities

"I'm not going to go out with any of those sorostitutes!"

by KB September 28, 2003

penis envy

When a man is jealous of another man because of the size of his penis. Usually a girl is involved, she might choose one man over another, and the other man comes down with penis envy.

"Joe has penis envy."

"Penis envy is why the two men aren't friends."

by KB October 5, 2003

semen

boybutter

Tony squirted boybutter on Kelly's immense, white, pasty, whalelike tummy!

by KB October 8, 2003