High School

"The best years of your life" as my mother says while she reads her 1977 yearbook.
Also known as Hell.
Contains a vast and diverse variety of teenagers yet they all fit snugly into categories and labels administered by their peers... some of the unfortunate ones are not teenagers anymore. We call those ones the slackers.
Controlled by sadistic "teachers" and "councillors", etc.

I fell asleep in English class and got in trouble with the teacher. I also forgot my homework. I got a detention.

by Kate November 28, 2004

Karl Rove

Leader of the dark side and controller of all that is evil. In Star Wars he was known as the Emporer while George Bush was called Darth Vadar.

If you challenge Bush, Karl Rove will shoot you with bolts of electricity from his fingers.

by kate November 22, 2004

ended

To end oneself, or to be ended. To have an acident, or meet with a misfortunate incident resulting in injury or serious bodily harm.

"Shit man,he's a toser, I'm going to end him"- "Gosh, I do find that gentleman over there rather unpleasant, I think I shall have to resort to violence"

by Kate June 11, 2003

tanorexic

One who will die either of skin cancer from excessive tanning or starvation from lack of food. See also Paris Hilton and Charlize Theron

This tanorexic girl at my school passed out from hunger in her personal tanning bed last night.

by kate November 22, 2004

barcrawl

A barcrawl is an event planned by an organization or group of friends where people move from bar to bar at pre-designated times. The barcrawlers are often identified by a common T-shirt, which often has the bar names and times in case crawlers forget. Appears to have been popularized on the University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign campus, due to the close proximity of bars and the bar entry age of 19.

Angela threw a birthday barcrawl for her roommate's 21st birthday, and the group got completely wasted at 6 bars in one night.

by kate December 02, 2004

pseudohigh

the high that you get without actually doing the drugs, but just from being around the people who do; usually just from breathing in second hand smoke

At the concert last night, there were so many potheads that even though I wasn't smoking, I got pseudohigh.

by Kate April 09, 2005

audrey hepburn

the epitome of class and style; could wear heels like nobody's business; UNICEF ambassador

Audrey Hepburn says, "Quell night!"

by Kate April 07, 2004