Definitions by kate

hell 

the state of being under 21 and unable to purchase alcohol in the U.S.

God I went through hell tonight to score some Vodka.

hell by kate November 22, 2004

devil 

An authority figure who takes pleasure in tormenting his/her underlings.

My devil boss hit on me again today.

devil by kate November 22, 2004

Shakespeare

Renaissance playwright who has been ruined by English teachers and academics who insist on over-analyzing his plays and sonnets.

Shakespeare wrote Hamlet to be ENJOYED not ripped apart in Lit class until it has no more meaning.

Shakespeare by kate November 22, 2004

Tarzan 

A hot guy who has little experience with the real world, but is nonetheless good for a fuck.

Josh had never been to a party before, but he was such a Tarzan that Kate didn't care.

Tarzan by kate November 22, 2004

boyfriend 

The nice guy you settle for when you realize that the hot bad boys you fall for are just manwhores who make you cry as often as they make you come.

I love my boyfriend because he likes to cuddle with me and he never looks at other girls.

boyfriend by kate November 22, 2004

Karl Rove 

Leader of the dark side and controller of all that is evil. In Star Wars he was known as the Emporer while George Bush was called Darth Vadar.

If you challenge Bush, Karl Rove will shoot you with bolts of electricity from his fingers.

Karl Rove by kate November 22, 2004

xmas 

Shortened form of Christmas. Some will tell you that this abbreviation "takes the Christ out of Christmas" but you should not listen to these people since they are probably right-wing zealots who will try to convert you.

Xmas makes poor kids cry when they realize the rich kids get all the good toys, all the good clothes, and all the good cars.

xmas by kate November 22, 2004