kate's definitions

tanorexic

One who will die either of skin cancer from excessive tanning or starvation from lack of food. See also Paris Hilton and Charlize Theron

This tanorexic girl at my school passed out from hunger in her personal tanning bed last night.

by kate November 22, 2004

barcrawl

A barcrawl is an event planned by an organization or group of friends where people move from bar to bar at pre-designated times. The barcrawlers are often identified by a common T-shirt, which often has the bar names and times in case crawlers forget. Appears to have been popularized on the University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign campus, due to the close proximity of bars and the bar entry age of 19.

Angela threw a birthday barcrawl for her roommate's 21st birthday, and the group got completely wasted at 6 bars in one night.

by kate December 2, 2004

fast food

Food that comes with twice the grease at half the cost, usually stored with excessive packaging and paper napkins.

I don't feel like cooking tonight. Let's go get fast food.

by Kate October 13, 2003

High School

"The best years of your life" as my mother says while she reads her 1977 yearbook.
Also known as Hell.
Contains a vast and diverse variety of teenagers yet they all fit snugly into categories and labels administered by their peers... some of the unfortunate ones are not teenagers anymore. We call those ones the slackers.
Controlled by sadistic "teachers" and "councillors", etc.

I fell asleep in English class and got in trouble with the teacher. I also forgot my homework. I got a detention.

by Kate November 28, 2004

Karl Rove

Leader of the dark side and controller of all that is evil. In Star Wars he was known as the Emporer while George Bush was called Darth Vadar.

If you challenge Bush, Karl Rove will shoot you with bolts of electricity from his fingers.

by kate November 22, 2004

shitest

if something is the shit, its cool. if something is the shitest. its the coolest.

that band is the shitest.

by kate January 21, 2005

spaghetti western

a low-budget western film made by a european, especially an italian, film company.

"i'm bored... let's go see a spaghetti western!!"

by kate April 18, 2004