jpg3's definitions

sourcasm

Sarcasm with an extra touch of bitterness.

Instead of the individual making the usual sarcastic comments they served up some special sourcasm.

by jpg3 November 5, 2011

shitscale

A rating system used to classify an employees level.
The highest level is shitheads aka bosses.
Mid levels are asskissers aka upper management and brownosers aka lower management.
Lowest level is shitshovellers aka hardworkers.

According to the shitscale at work the shitheads go golfing while leaving the asskissers and brownoser in charge of the shitshovellers.

by jpg3 December 1, 2011

sixpack butt attack

Inserting a thumb into someones anus while also putting the middle finger of the same hand into their vagina thereby resulting in being able to lift the person up and carrying them around like a sixpack.

Boozer the beer lover was thirsty for a brewski while fingering a horny honey but didn't want to ruin the mood so used the sixpack butt attack technique on her and went to the kitchen to got a cold one.

by jpg3 October 23, 2011

eighteen o'clock

The eighteen year anniversary that occurs precisely the moment of a persons birth.

At exactly 1:15 am a dad awoke his child and said, " Happy birthday. Its eighteen o'clock and starting right now your considered of legal age, whats your plans for the future ?"

by jpg3 September 21, 2011

cruncheesey

Any yummy food that's crunchy and cheese flavored.

Doritos and Cheetos are cruncheesey:)

by jpg3 January 25, 2014

beardsexy

Having a beard that is considered sexy.

Every chick in the room turned to stare in awe when the beardsexy dude arrived at the party.

by jpg3 December 22, 2013

gun or run

To have a gun and be able to use it if needed or to be unarmed and have to run and hope for the best.

When the home invaders started kicking in the door it became a gun or run scenario and the owners were glad they had invested in that Remington 870 shotgun.

by jpg3 November 8, 2011