ftft

forgot to flush turds

After inviting the hot chick he just met at a party back to his pad for the night, she asked to use his toilet to freshen up. While she is in there he suddenly remembers leaving in a hurry earlier and in his haste ftft.

by jpg3 March 31, 2015

stooge LOL

The fake laugh added to the end of any sentence either written or verbal. Usually used by someone that thinks they are very funny but they are not. he he he

After having read someones status on facebook the dumbass posted a comment followed by he he he otherwise known as the stooge LOL.

by jpg3 August 17, 2010

frenzyfuck

To get fucked hard and fast.

Slow love making is a beautiful thing but sometimes a frenzyfuck is much needed.

by jpg3 September 01, 2011

shuttysville

When some annoying asshole just won't shut the fuck up you tell them to go to shuttysville.

Next time an asshole keeps blah blah blahing tell them to go the hell to shuttysville.

by jpg3 August 25, 2011

storm-shy

A fear of storms.

When thunderstorms are really bad it must suck to be storm-shy.

by jpg3 June 04, 2015

screamsicle

The process of causing someone to scream by taking an icy-cold popsicle from out of a freezer and then placing it directly upon the victims bare skin / body; ie: back, front or into any body opening, brrrr.

After slipping into the cozy warm bed and snuggling up next to their lover a prankster played the old screamsicle trick and nearly gave the surprised partner a heart attack.

by jpg3 November 27, 2011

tequilayed

Drinking mucho tequila and getting or being layed.

If you wake up naked, hugging a bottle of Jose Cuervo and have a sore ass then chances are you got tequilayed.

by jpg3 November 18, 2011