jpg3's definitions

do everythin', get nothin'

Individuals whom do things, ie; work, chores, charity, etc. yet receive nothing in return.

Some people expect to get what they want and do nothing to earn it while others do everythin', get nothin'.

by jpg3 September 7, 2014

snow-blond

Snow -blond is when your outside and there is so much snow that you have a blond moment and do something stupid.

During a winter storm some drivers get snow-blond and have accidents.

by jpg3 March 8, 2015

ticket-troll

A bothersome creature that seems to appear out of nowhere sneaking up on people when they least expect it and ruin an otherwise perfect day by giving something to them not wanted and taking away something they need.

While trying to get to work, but running late, a driver didn't notice the ticket-troll tailing behind their vehicle, waiting for them to make a mistake, giving the creature a chance to pounce upon the unsuspecting victim.

by jpg3 December 8, 2013

frenzyfuck

To get fucked hard and fast.

Slow love making is a beautiful thing but sometimes a frenzyfuck is much needed.

by jpg3 September 1, 2011

stooge LOL

The fake laugh added to the end of any sentence either written or verbal. Usually used by someone that thinks they are very funny but they are not. he he he

After having read someones status on facebook the dumbass posted a comment followed by he he he otherwise known as the stooge LOL.

by jpg3 August 17, 2010

state twerper

Any state trooper thats an asshole.

Watch your speed on the highway or a fucking state twerper might get you.

by jpg3 August 14, 2011

elbows & knees

The position someone "ends up" in as their getting ass fucked.

Anyone in the elbows & knees position could easily be getting fucked in the ass.

by jpg3 June 15, 2015