Definitions by jpg3
step-mom
Any woman in a relationship (usually marriage) with a man having one or more children from his last partnership. As far as getting along with dads new mate some step-kid's do and some step-kid's don't. Bottom line is that this woman wants to be with the guy so much that she is willing to step-up to the situation.
A group of young-adult's are having a discussion about their parent's and one says " You guy's who's folk's are still together are fuckin' lucky...my step-mom is a BYATCH, always acting like my mom and shit." Someone else says, " My step-mom is awesome, she don't make me do nuthin' and I ain't neva' seen my dad happier."
shaddafuckup
This is the reply one should use when some idiot attempts to tell you how you should do something you already deal with on a regular basis and that they have never experianced and know nothing about.
Mr. Knowitall was once again getting on everyones nerves by telling them how they should complete the job when one individual shut him up by blurting out, "shaddafuckup".
shaddafuckup by jpg3 May 11, 2011
sperm-donor
Any guy looking to get something for self gratification by either shooting his load into a jar at a sperm bank and getting paid for being a jerk-off OR by sweet talking a female into letting his loser-ass fuck her and when she gets pregnant by him he punks-out and won't daddy-up.
Mr. Squirt, aka sperm-donor, went to the sperm-bank where he made a deposit and got a withdrawal because he needed money to impress the hotty he had a date with that night where he would make another deposit but no withdrawal.
sperm-donor by jpg3 April 16, 2011
galactic gash
Captain Kirk loved exploring any new galactic gash he could find, he would boldly go where no man had gone before.
galactic gash by jpg3 April 5, 2011
disneylandsex
Sex that is as infrequent as getting to disneyland, happens rarely and not as often as you would like, but when you are lucky enough to get it you have a fucking awesome time.
Walt had a shit-eating grin on his face all day and Mickey asked why and Walt said, " Got me some disneylandsex last night."
disneylandsex by jpg3 February 20, 2011