Definitions by jp

sheep 

a masturbation tool used by welsh people and derby county fans alike.

sheep own new zealand.

shut up you dirty sheep shagging bastards!

sheep by JP March 29, 2004

nuke-a-burger 

or nuke-a-burger franchise. Another name for McDonalds. Named so, for their use of microwave ovens. Nuke means to heat in a microwave oven.

Hey, lets find a nuke-a-burger and get something to eat.

nuke-a-burger by jp February 4, 2004

AM 

Ante Meridian From Latin, "Before Midday." A.M. opposed to PM, Post Meridian or after midday.

I have to wake up at 6:00 AM.

AM by jp February 4, 2004

jap-and-slap 

An oriental massage parlor where men go for a hand-job and massage by an asian.

Let's hit the local jap-and-slap.

jap-and-slap by jp January 23, 2004

runt bag 

A vagina that smells like runts

Hey liz your runtbag smells fruity don't you clean down there?

runt bag by jp January 14, 2004

beam me up 

A way to say that you have made a final statement, rather than saying such as "fuck you" or "skippity bop pow", or "it's over, it's a scratch" Right Steve?

"I am not going to mow the lawn. Beam me up!"

beam me up by JP January 9, 2004

pop shot

When the guy blows his load in a porn movie.

Porn Star: "Last week I took the pop shot on my face, this week on my ass and next week down the hatch! Boy I'm moving up in the world, aren't I?"

pop shot by JP January 1, 2004