Urban Dictionary: Definitions by jaced mascoli

smd

An abbreviation for "suck my dick."

Hey, bitch. Go fucking smd. You fuck. You saggy-vagina-licker-fucky-guy-shit-for-brain-piece-of-shit-fuck. SMD!!

smd by jaced mascoli January 19, 2009

A term for hilarious, coming from Hilary Clinton's last name--as Hilary-ous can be replaced with Clinton-ous.

Did you see that movie with that fat-dude? It was Clintonous!

Also called "Dog," this is a more private and literal term for the penis.

"Awww yeah! I ate that man's hot dog quite nicely!" said a skank-ass ho.

the liquidy cream that oozes from a vagina after a serious gangbang.

"My pussy is oozing out punani-pani in major doses. I'm so horny!" the skank-ass ho said.

My hemming was so warm and sticky, I threw up!

hemming by jaced mascoli January 10, 2008

Another frikkin word for feces, shit, filth, etc. Poop smells very bad, like you. Bitch.

My poo is big; so big in fact, that I ate it. It was very tasty. Tasty, tasty poop . . .

poo by jaced mascoli January 10, 2008