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fubijar

(chiefly military) acronym for "F*ck you, buddy. I'm just a reservist."
Used primarily during annual two-week activation period required of all military reservists.

Petty Officer - Johnson, you're on garbage detail.
Johnson - (muttered) Fubijar.

by Ivan January 23, 2004

hot topic

An extremely overpriced store in which posers shop. Get this one thing straight... to be gothic is not to wear black or shit like most of you believe.Being gothic is to be different, to laugh at life, You can prefer the darker side, but if you take it seriously you are already full of shit.No two real goths are the same, and usually arent sad people wearing a shirt that says "Ill go cut myself" but are humorous and fun to be around.

Yes, I shop at hot topic.Define shop...I bought an eyebrow barbell there, and a T-shirt at one point.Its not worth making your life based on it though.

by Ivan June 15, 2004

manbit

a measure of coolness, manliness, or style in a geeky way.

Jason had 9 valentines, +5 manbites for that niggah.

by Ivan June 17, 2005

Windmaker

Wind: also known as air.; Maker: something or someone that makes stuff.
Windmaker: Makes wind. Windmaker is also know as someone that makes stuff.

Thanks to Windmaker for helping me.; Windmaker is always giving

by Ivan December 13, 2003

cumbrella

the protrusion of fat above the female pudenda. see gunt, FUPA

She'd be hot if it wasn't for that cumbrella.

by Ivan January 23, 2004

nintendinitis

a cramp, usually on the right hand in the area between the thumb and the index finger that is primarily caused by prolonged exposure to video game controllers

A: One more game.
B: Naw, man. My nintendinits is acting up. I can barely hold this controller.

by Ivan January 23, 2004

tudnut

A tudnut is a small turd that is in the shape of a ball. It is about the size of a nut and usually many come out at the same time.

Ow man, I went to the bathroom and crapped out a tudnut.

by Ivan February 10, 2005