ivan's definitions

mf

Male/female

Describes porn content, one of many abbreviations.

An mf hardcore porn.

by Ivan February 28, 2005

tudnut

A tudnut is a small turd that is in the shape of a ball. It is about the size of a nut and usually many come out at the same time.

Ow man, I went to the bathroom and crapped out a tudnut.

by Ivan February 10, 2005

fresh

And word commonly used in place of "new," particularily The WB Network.

A fresh episode of Smallville is only five minutes away, here on The WB.

by Ivan February 1, 2005

shedhead

used by SAS men and regiments as a description for the operation officer/s or senior commanders in the field

"the local shedhead wants us out by 16.00 hours"

by Ivan January 10, 2005

ariyia

little ming
A nice guy who likes the young women
good bloke and a funny guy

myra look what u missed out on

by Ivan November 21, 2004

Shitnips

1.(av,n) Fucked-up looking nipples.

1.Shane Reese took off his shirt and I saw his big shitnips.

2.This bitch has the worst shitnips I have ever seen!

3.DAMN, look at those big shitnips!
11-15-04

by Ivan November 15, 2004

loaded

as in stoned, high, drunk, juiced up, rat faced, shit faced rat arsed etc, but with drug ovetones

I got some xyz...let's get loaded

by ivan August 27, 2004