ivan's definitions

male cheerleader

A non-threatening male usually seen socially in the company of more than three females. May or may not be homosexual, but not romantically attached to any of his escorts.

Bar Patron: Man, go talk to her.
Bar Patron #2: Aw, man that dude is haning out with them.
Bar Patron: Him? Aw, that chump is a male cheerleader. He ain't hittin' that.

by ivan April 20, 2004

dial

the face (particularly female)
see grill

She's got a great personality, but that's a bad dial.

by Ivan January 23, 2004

solidstalin

The best user on IGN, constantly held down by that fag BaronVonNapalm (got 2 weeks for saying "Screw you" to him :| "

Likes poppers and setting himself on fire....

"Hey baron you gay twat, get off solidstalins back"

by Ivan March 10, 2005

Windmaker

Wind: also known as air.; Maker: something or someone that makes stuff.
Windmaker: Makes wind. Windmaker is also know as someone that makes stuff.

Thanks to Windmaker for helping me.; Windmaker is always giving

by Ivan December 13, 2003

cumbrella

the protrusion of fat above the female pudenda. see gunt, FUPA

She'd be hot if it wasn't for that cumbrella.

by Ivan January 23, 2004

Shweh

The "everything" word, a word used to fill in many missing gaps in any conversation, also can be changed into many forms (i.e. shwoh, shwing,shwep etc.)

hey dud I went to that...that... shweh place yesterday, twas awsome!
Really? well shwiggidy shweh on you!

by Ivan April 11, 2005

hot topic

An extremely overpriced store in which posers shop. Get this one thing straight... to be gothic is not to wear black or shit like most of you believe.Being gothic is to be different, to laugh at life, You can prefer the darker side, but if you take it seriously you are already full of shit.No two real goths are the same, and usually arent sad people wearing a shirt that says "Ill go cut myself" but are humorous and fun to be around.

Yes, I shop at hot topic.Define shop...I bought an eyebrow barbell there, and a T-shirt at one point.Its not worth making your life based on it though.

by Ivan June 15, 2004