ivan's definitions

loaded

as in stoned, high, drunk, juiced up, rat faced, shit faced rat arsed etc, but with drug ovetones

I got some xyz...let's get loaded

by ivan August 27, 2004

TimmayMD

A specialized proctologist with all male patients. Practices medicine "old school" with no instruments and usually with his hands on your shoulders.

"I'm a bit constipated, time to go visit TimmmayMD and get my stool pushed in"

by Ivan March 10, 2005

solidstalin

The best user on IGN, constantly held down by that fag BaronVonNapalm (got 2 weeks for saying "Screw you" to him :| "

Likes poppers and setting himself on fire....

"Hey baron you gay twat, get off solidstalins back"

by Ivan March 10, 2005

general grievous

1. the dumbest thing i have ever seen
2. destroyer of all hope that "revenge of the sith" might not be terrible.

1. oh my god why does it have four arms and use four lightsabers this is absurd
2. there goes all my hope that 'revenge of the sith' won't be terrible.

by ivan April 3, 2005

shedhead

used by SAS men and regiments as a description for the operation officer/s or senior commanders in the field

"the local shedhead wants us out by 16.00 hours"

by Ivan January 10, 2005

fresh

And word commonly used in place of "new," particularily The WB Network.

A fresh episode of Smallville is only five minutes away, here on The WB.

by Ivan February 1, 2005

tudnut

A tudnut is a small turd that is in the shape of a ball. It is about the size of a nut and usually many come out at the same time.

Ow man, I went to the bathroom and crapped out a tudnut.

by Ivan February 10, 2005