splattoo

A tattoo on the small of a woman's back, often used for ejaculatory target practice.

"She had a splattoo of an Irish Crucifix. I felt kinda guilty looking at it while doing her doggy style."

by Ivan September 05, 2005

hot topic

An extremely overpriced store in which posers shop. Get this one thing straight... to be gothic is not to wear black or shit like most of you believe.Being gothic is to be different, to laugh at life, You can prefer the darker side, but if you take it seriously you are already full of shit.No two real goths are the same, and usually arent sad people wearing a shirt that says "Ill go cut myself" but are humorous and fun to be around.

Yes, I shop at hot topic.Define shop...I bought an eyebrow barbell there, and a T-shirt at one point.Its not worth making your life based on it though.

by Ivan June 15, 2004

male cheerleader

A non-threatening male usually seen socially in the company of more than three females. May or may not be homosexual, but not romantically attached to any of his escorts.

Bar Patron: Man, go talk to her.
Bar Patron #2: Aw, man that dude is haning out with them.
Bar Patron: Him? Aw, that chump is a male cheerleader. He ain't hittin' that.

by ivan April 20, 2004

Pussy Pirate

A lesbian; dyke

I think that girl Nina is a pussy pirate.

by Ivan January 27, 2004

mf

Male/female

Describes porn content, one of many abbreviations.

An mf hardcore porn.

by Ivan February 28, 2005

solidstalin

The best user on IGN, constantly held down by that fag BaronVonNapalm (got 2 weeks for saying "Screw you" to him :| "

Likes poppers and setting himself on fire....

"Hey baron you gay twat, get off solidstalins back"

by Ivan March 10, 2005

dial

the face (particularly female)
see grill

She's got a great personality, but that's a bad dial.

by Ivan January 23, 2004