ivan's definitions

Windmaker

Wind: also known as air.; Maker: something or someone that makes stuff.
Windmaker: Makes wind. Windmaker is also know as someone that makes stuff.

Thanks to Windmaker for helping me.; Windmaker is always giving

by Ivan December 13, 2003

Bag Lady

Someone who collects bags for unknown reasons.

Bag Lady asked us to get him some bags from American Eagle and Abercrombie.

by Ivan April 28, 2003

dial

the face (particularly female)
see grill

She's got a great personality, but that's a bad dial.

by Ivan January 23, 2004

Uma

To go crazy; postal

Taken from Kill Bill's star. Uma Thurman

Don't make me go uma on you!

by Ivan August 9, 2004

cumbrella

the protrusion of fat above the female pudenda. see gunt, FUPA

She'd be hot if it wasn't for that cumbrella.

by Ivan January 23, 2004

fubijar

(chiefly military) acronym for "F*ck you, buddy. I'm just a reservist."
Used primarily during annual two-week activation period required of all military reservists.

Petty Officer - Johnson, you're on garbage detail.
Johnson - (muttered) Fubijar.

by Ivan January 23, 2004

Divo

The male version of a Diva

The boy would not drink tap water because he is a straight up Divo!

by Ivan May 11, 2003