ivan's definitions

mf

Male/female

Describes porn content, one of many abbreviations.

An mf hardcore porn.

by Ivan February 28, 2005

Bag Lady

Someone who collects bags for unknown reasons.

Bag Lady asked us to get him some bags from American Eagle and Abercrombie.

by Ivan April 28, 2003

Divo

The male version of a Diva

The boy would not drink tap water because he is a straight up Divo!

by Ivan May 11, 2003

fubijar

(chiefly military) acronym for "F*ck you, buddy. I'm just a reservist."
Used primarily during annual two-week activation period required of all military reservists.

Petty Officer - Johnson, you're on garbage detail.
Johnson - (muttered) Fubijar.

by Ivan January 23, 2004

male cheerleader

A non-threatening male usually seen socially in the company of more than three females. May or may not be homosexual, but not romantically attached to any of his escorts.

Bar Patron: Man, go talk to her.
Bar Patron #2: Aw, man that dude is haning out with them.
Bar Patron: Him? Aw, that chump is a male cheerleader. He ain't hittin' that.

by ivan April 20, 2004

Pussy Pirate

A lesbian; dyke

I think that girl Nina is a pussy pirate.

by Ivan January 27, 2004

general grievous

1. the dumbest thing i have ever seen
2. destroyer of all hope that "revenge of the sith" might not be terrible.

1. oh my god why does it have four arms and use four lightsabers this is absurd
2. there goes all my hope that 'revenge of the sith' won't be terrible.

by ivan April 3, 2005