male cheerleader

A non-threatening male usually seen socially in the company of more than three females. May or may not be homosexual, but not romantically attached to any of his escorts.
Bar Patron: Man, go talk to her.
Bar Patron #2: Aw, man that dude is haning out with them.
Bar Patron: Him? Aw, that chump is a male cheerleader. He ain't hittin' that.
by ivan April 21, 2004
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TimmayMD

A specialized proctologist with all male patients. Practices medicine "old school" with no instruments and usually with his hands on your shoulders.
"I'm a bit constipated, time to go visit TimmmayMD and get my stool pushed in"
by Ivan March 10, 2005
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god

an imaginary friend who's son invent circumsicion to some belief...IT WAS THE DEVIL...& god in one religion god is a giant GOAT...
daddy theres a goat in mamama...my PANTS... WHAT SON GOD'S IN YOUR PANTS...YOU'RE SO LUCKY!!
by ivan May 07, 2003
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Divo

The male version of a Diva
The boy would not drink tap water because he is a straight up Divo!
by Ivan May 12, 2003
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fubijar

(chiefly military) acronym for "F*ck you, buddy. I'm just a reservist."
Used primarily during annual two-week activation period required of all military reservists.
Petty Officer - Johnson, you're on garbage detail.
Johnson - (muttered) Fubijar.
by Ivan January 24, 2004
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tippmann

i have a tippmann A-5
by ivan May 06, 2003
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Bag Lady

Someone who collects bags for unknown reasons.
Bag Lady asked us to get him some bags from American Eagle and Abercrombie.
by Ivan April 28, 2003
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