ivan's definitions

fubijar

(chiefly military) acronym for "F*ck you, buddy. I'm just a reservist."
Used primarily during annual two-week activation period required of all military reservists.

Petty Officer - Johnson, you're on garbage detail.
Johnson - (muttered) Fubijar.

by Ivan January 23, 2004

Pussy Pirate

A lesbian; dyke

I think that girl Nina is a pussy pirate.

by Ivan January 27, 2004

scrubber

Exactly the same as Chav, Ned, Townie, Kev, Charver, Steek, Spide, Bazza, Yarco, Ratboy, Kappa Slapper, Skanger, Janner, Stig, Scallie and Scrut. Please use www.chavscum.co.uk for further reference.

Man this place is full of scrubbers! Lets shift.

by ivan February 5, 2004

buddah

weed, chronic, cannabis

'You got soem buddah to smoke?'

by Ivan December 25, 2002

Bag Lady

Someone who collects bags for unknown reasons.

Bag Lady asked us to get him some bags from American Eagle and Abercrombie.

by Ivan April 28, 2003

tippmann

best fricking paintball company made

i have a tippmann A-5

by ivan May 6, 2003

god

an imaginary friend who's son invent circumsicion to some belief...IT WAS THE DEVIL...& god in one religion god is a giant GOAT...

daddy theres a goat in mamama...my PANTS... WHAT SON GOD'S IN YOUR PANTS...YOU'RE SO LUCKY!!

by ivan May 7, 2003