ivan's definitions

god

an imaginary friend who's son invent circumsicion to some belief...IT WAS THE DEVIL...& god in one religion god is a giant GOAT...

daddy theres a goat in mamama...my PANTS... WHAT SON GOD'S IN YOUR PANTS...YOU'RE SO LUCKY!!

by ivan May 7, 2003

dial

the face (particularly female)
see grill

She's got a great personality, but that's a bad dial.

by Ivan January 23, 2004

Shweh

The "everything" word, a word used to fill in many missing gaps in any conversation, also can be changed into many forms (i.e. shwoh, shwing,shwep etc.)

hey dud I went to that...that... shweh place yesterday, twas awsome!
Really? well shwiggidy shweh on you!

by Ivan April 11, 2005

splattoo

A tattoo on the small of a woman's back, often used for ejaculatory target practice.

"She had a splattoo of an Irish Crucifix. I felt kinda guilty looking at it while doing her doggy style."

by Ivan September 5, 2005

loaded

as in stoned, high, drunk, juiced up, rat faced, shit faced rat arsed etc, but with drug ovetones

I got some xyz...let's get loaded

by ivan August 27, 2004

múm

A greatly original electronic melodic band from iceland. Icelandic girls voices singing english is always amazing.

"Hi, im in the band múm, and we will never go to Florida! Ha!"

by Ivan January 21, 2004

TimmayMD

A specialized proctologist with all male patients. Practices medicine "old school" with no instruments and usually with his hands on your shoulders.

"I'm a bit constipated, time to go visit TimmmayMD and get my stool pushed in"

by Ivan March 10, 2005