splattoo

A tattoo on the small of a woman's back, often used for ejaculatory target practice.

"She had a splattoo of an Irish Crucifix. I felt kinda guilty looking at it while doing her doggy style."

by Ivan August 13, 2005

ariyia

little ming
A nice guy who likes the young women
good bloke and a funny guy

myra look what u missed out on

by Ivan November 21, 2004

nintendinitis

a cramp, usually on the right hand in the area between the thumb and the index finger that is primarily caused by prolonged exposure to video game controllers

A: One more game.
B: Naw, man. My nintendinits is acting up. I can barely hold this controller.

by Ivan January 24, 2004