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lightsabers 

the light thingy that star wars geeks orgasm over.
When you watch them fight with lightsabers ... It's like an erection; It's cool, and you just want to play with one
lightsabers by Stephanie February 6, 2005

Lightsabers 

New name for Sword fighting.

When 2 people hit each other with their penises, mostly erect. Gay and straight people play it.

The goal is really just to hit each other with their dicks until one gives up
Hey Jeff, want to go into the bathroom and play lightsabers?
Lightsabers by Obi Juan K May 20, 2025

Lightsaber dick 

Term used mostly between yaoi penis redrawers for censored yaoi penises.

Derived from unusually bright spaces where dicks are supposed to be
Cleaner: Hey we have about 3 lightsaber dicks in this chapter do we have anyone who can redraw them?
Fan: I gotchu bro
Lightsaber dick by mimi_athena August 7, 2018

purple lightsaber 

A bad-ass lightsaber belonging to the baddest mutha-fuckin' Jedi ever. Mace Windu.
Guy: Which lightsaber is it?
Mace Windu: The one that says 'bad mutha-fucka' on it.
Guy: What?
MW: The purple lightsaber, mutha-fucka, do you see it?!

Lightsaber 

Something which will make a fine addition to your collection.
Your lightsabers will make a fine addition to my collection.
Lightsaber by Space General December 9, 2017

YouTube Lightsaber

The red and green bar under a YouTube video that shows the number of likes (green) and dislikes (red) which closely resembles a Lightsaber from the Star Wars films. More green than red makes it resemble a Jedi Lightsaber and more red than green makes it resemble a Sith Lightsaber.
So many people dislike this video that the red YouTube Lightsaber looks like Darth Vader's Lightsaber.
YouTube Lightsaber by xyzpdq May 11, 2012