tudnut

A tudnut is a small turd that is in the shape of a ball. It is about the size of a nut and usually many come out at the same time.

Ow man, I went to the bathroom and crapped out a tudnut.

by Ivan February 10, 2005

buddah

weed, chronic, cannabis

'You got soem buddah to smoke?'

by Ivan December 26, 2002

mf

Male/female

Describes porn content, one of many abbreviations.

An mf hardcore porn.

by Ivan March 01, 2005

scrubber

Exactly the same as Chav, Ned, Townie, Kev, Charver, Steek, Spide, Bazza, Yarco, Ratboy, Kappa Slapper, Skanger, Janner, Stig, Scallie and Scrut. Please use www.chavscum.co.uk for further reference.

Man this place is full of scrubbers! Lets shift.

by ivan February 05, 2004

Dildowned

Getting slapped, hit, smacked, or just plain old fucked hard with a dildo.

*Ivan Slaps Rabid_Rabbit with a dildo

Ivan I just dildowned you Rabid_Rabbit!

by Ivan August 27, 2004

Slippage

when skin slips of a corpse. just slides right off. just think, it's going on right now, down the street. slippage

a body is lying there and all of a sudden some of the shoulder just slides off. slippage!

by Ivan August 02, 2004

dial

the face (particularly female)
see grill

She's got a great personality, but that's a bad dial.

by Ivan January 24, 2004