ivan's definitions

Bag Lady

Someone who collects bags for unknown reasons.

Bag Lady asked us to get him some bags from American Eagle and Abercrombie.

by Ivan April 28, 2003

Slippage

when skin slips of a corpse. just slides right off. just think, it's going on right now, down the street. slippage

a body is lying there and all of a sudden some of the shoulder just slides off. slippage!

by Ivan August 2, 2004

manbit

a measure of coolness, manliness, or style in a geeky way.

Jason had 9 valentines, +5 manbites for that niggah.

by Ivan June 17, 2005

hot topic

An extremely overpriced store in which posers shop. Get this one thing straight... to be gothic is not to wear black or shit like most of you believe.Being gothic is to be different, to laugh at life, You can prefer the darker side, but if you take it seriously you are already full of shit.No two real goths are the same, and usually arent sad people wearing a shirt that says "Ill go cut myself" but are humorous and fun to be around.

Yes, I shop at hot topic.Define shop...I bought an eyebrow barbell there, and a T-shirt at one point.Its not worth making your life based on it though.

by Ivan June 15, 2004

male cheerleader

A non-threatening male usually seen socially in the company of more than three females. May or may not be homosexual, but not romantically attached to any of his escorts.

Bar Patron: Man, go talk to her.
Bar Patron #2: Aw, man that dude is haning out with them.
Bar Patron: Him? Aw, that chump is a male cheerleader. He ain't hittin' that.

by ivan April 20, 2004

Pussy Pirate

A lesbian; dyke

I think that girl Nina is a pussy pirate.

by Ivan January 27, 2004

crazychicken

a spamming poultrey wgr

flap flap

by ivan August 16, 2003