ivan's definitions

ariyia

little ming
A nice guy who likes the young women
good bloke and a funny guy

myra look what u missed out on

by Ivan November 21, 2004

Dildowned

Getting slapped, hit, smacked, or just plain old fucked hard with a dildo.

*Ivan Slaps Rabid_Rabbit with a dildo

Ivan I just dildowned you Rabid_Rabbit!

by Ivan August 26, 2004

tudnut

A tudnut is a small turd that is in the shape of a ball. It is about the size of a nut and usually many come out at the same time.

Ow man, I went to the bathroom and crapped out a tudnut.

by Ivan February 10, 2005

shedhead

used by SAS men and regiments as a description for the operation officer/s or senior commanders in the field

"the local shedhead wants us out by 16.00 hours"

by Ivan January 10, 2005

Slippage

when skin slips of a corpse. just slides right off. just think, it's going on right now, down the street. slippage

a body is lying there and all of a sudden some of the shoulder just slides off. slippage!

by Ivan August 2, 2004

buddah

weed, chronic, cannabis

'You got soem buddah to smoke?'

by Ivan December 25, 2002

Bag Lady

Someone who collects bags for unknown reasons.

Bag Lady asked us to get him some bags from American Eagle and Abercrombie.

by Ivan April 28, 2003