ivan's definitions

TimmayMD

A specialized proctologist with all male patients. Practices medicine "old school" with no instruments and usually with his hands on your shoulders.

"I'm a bit constipated, time to go visit TimmmayMD and get my stool pushed in"

by Ivan March 10, 2005

god

an imaginary friend who's son invent circumsicion to some belief...IT WAS THE DEVIL...& god in one religion god is a giant GOAT...

daddy theres a goat in mamama...my PANTS... WHAT SON GOD'S IN YOUR PANTS...YOU'RE SO LUCKY!!

by ivan May 7, 2003

tippmann

best fricking paintball company made

i have a tippmann A-5

by ivan May 6, 2003

Ivan

He is the sexiest man alive and really sweet and so fuking attractive!!!

totally fukable

by Ivan May 26, 2004

bugoga

Short form expressing loud laugh. Most commonly used by russian chat addicts/gamerz as a shape of "", "mwhahaha" etc. More expressive form of "", "rofl", "lmao" etc.

- Damnit, u got lucky, ive lagged! Nxt time ill pwn ur ass!!
- bugoga

by Ivan September 3, 2008

press ham

to sit, bare-assed, directly on a toilet seat.

Hell no, I don't press ham on public toilets.

by Ivan January 23, 2004

solidstalin

The best user on IGN, constantly held down by that fag BaronVonNapalm (got 2 weeks for saying "Screw you" to him :| "

Likes poppers and setting himself on fire....

"Hey baron you gay twat, get off solidstalins back"

by Ivan March 10, 2005