ivan's definitions

Gayzer

When someone of a certain sex looks at someone else of that same sex with intent.

Take a picture ya gayzer.

by ivan February 13, 2004

Windmaker

Wind: also known as air.; Maker: something or someone that makes stuff.
Windmaker: Makes wind. Windmaker is also know as someone that makes stuff.

Thanks to Windmaker for helping me.; Windmaker is always giving

by Ivan December 13, 2003

múm

A greatly original electronic melodic band from iceland. Icelandic girls voices singing english is always amazing.

"Hi, im in the band múm, and we will never go to Florida! Ha!"

by Ivan January 21, 2004

cumbrella

the protrusion of fat above the female pudenda. see gunt, FUPA

She'd be hot if it wasn't for that cumbrella.

by Ivan January 23, 2004

dial

the face (particularly female)
see grill

She's got a great personality, but that's a bad dial.

by Ivan January 23, 2004

greasy wheel

A pizza.

Yo, let's order a greasy wheel.

by Ivan January 23, 2004

nintendinitis

a cramp, usually on the right hand in the area between the thumb and the index finger that is primarily caused by prolonged exposure to video game controllers

A: One more game.
B: Naw, man. My nintendinits is acting up. I can barely hold this controller.

by Ivan January 23, 2004