ivan's definitions

Bag Lady

Someone who collects bags for unknown reasons.

Bag Lady asked us to get him some bags from American Eagle and Abercrombie.

by Ivan April 28, 2003

dial

the face (particularly female)
see grill

She's got a great personality, but that's a bad dial.

by Ivan January 23, 2004

Shweh

The "everything" word, a word used to fill in many missing gaps in any conversation, also can be changed into many forms (i.e. shwoh, shwing,shwep etc.)

hey dud I went to that...that... shweh place yesterday, twas awsome!
Really? well shwiggidy shweh on you!

by Ivan April 11, 2005

Ivan

He is the sexiest man alive and really sweet and so fuking attractive!!!

totally fukable

by Ivan May 26, 2004

press ham

to sit, bare-assed, directly on a toilet seat.

Hell no, I don't press ham on public toilets.

by Ivan January 23, 2004

tippmann

best fricking paintball company made

i have a tippmann A-5

by ivan May 6, 2003

bugoga

Short form expressing loud laugh. Most commonly used by russian chat addicts/gamerz as a shape of "", "mwhahaha" etc. More expressive form of "", "rofl", "lmao" etc.

- Damnit, u got lucky, ive lagged! Nxt time ill pwn ur ass!!
- bugoga

by Ivan September 3, 2008