ivan's definitions

scrubber

Exactly the same as Chav, Ned, Townie, Kev, Charver, Steek, Spide, Bazza, Yarco, Ratboy, Kappa Slapper, Skanger, Janner, Stig, Scallie and Scrut. Please use www.chavscum.co.uk for further reference.

Man this place is full of scrubbers! Lets shift.

by ivan February 5, 2004

Pussy Pirate

A lesbian; dyke

I think that girl Nina is a pussy pirate.

by Ivan January 27, 2004

cumbrella

the protrusion of fat above the female pudenda. see gunt, FUPA

She'd be hot if it wasn't for that cumbrella.

by Ivan January 23, 2004

dial

the face (particularly female)
see grill

She's got a great personality, but that's a bad dial.

by Ivan January 23, 2004

greasy wheel

A pizza.

Yo, let's order a greasy wheel.

by Ivan January 23, 2004

nintendinitis

a cramp, usually on the right hand in the area between the thumb and the index finger that is primarily caused by prolonged exposure to video game controllers

A: One more game.
B: Naw, man. My nintendinits is acting up. I can barely hold this controller.

by Ivan January 23, 2004

press ham

to sit, bare-assed, directly on a toilet seat.

Hell no, I don't press ham on public toilets.

by Ivan January 23, 2004