god

an imaginary friend who's son invent circumsicion to some belief...IT WAS THE DEVIL...& god in one religion god is a giant GOAT...

daddy theres a goat in mamama...my PANTS... WHAT SON GOD'S IN YOUR PANTS...YOU'RE SO LUCKY!!

by ivan May 07, 2003

dial

the face (particularly female)
see grill

She's got a great personality, but that's a bad dial.

by Ivan January 23, 2004

Ivan

He is the sexiest man alive and really sweet and so fuking attractive!!!

totally fukable

by Ivan May 26, 2004

Bag Lady

Someone who collects bags for unknown reasons.

Bag Lady asked us to get him some bags from American Eagle and Abercrombie.

by Ivan April 28, 2003

tippmann

best fricking paintball company made

i have a tippmann A-5

by ivan May 06, 2003

bugoga

Short form expressing loud laugh. Most commonly used by russian chat addicts/gamerz as a shape of "", "mwhahaha" etc. More expressive form of "", "rofl", "lmao" etc.

- Damnit, u got lucky, ive lagged! Nxt time ill pwn ur ass!!
- bugoga

by Ivan September 03, 2008

press ham

to sit, bare-assed, directly on a toilet seat.

Hell no, I don't press ham on public toilets.

by Ivan January 23, 2004