ivan's definitions

splattoo

A tattoo on the small of a woman's back, often used for ejaculatory target practice.

"She had a splattoo of an Irish Crucifix. I felt kinda guilty looking at it while doing her doggy style."

by Ivan September 5, 2005

Dildowned

Getting slapped, hit, smacked, or just plain old fucked hard with a dildo.

*Ivan Slaps Rabid_Rabbit with a dildo

Ivan I just dildowned you Rabid_Rabbit!

by Ivan August 26, 2004

nintendinitis

a cramp, usually on the right hand in the area between the thumb and the index finger that is primarily caused by prolonged exposure to video game controllers

A: One more game.
B: Naw, man. My nintendinits is acting up. I can barely hold this controller.

by Ivan January 23, 2004

ariyia

little ming
A nice guy who likes the young women
good bloke and a funny guy

myra look what u missed out on

by Ivan November 21, 2004

tudnut

A tudnut is a small turd that is in the shape of a ball. It is about the size of a nut and usually many come out at the same time.

Ow man, I went to the bathroom and crapped out a tudnut.

by Ivan February 10, 2005

mf

Male/female

Describes porn content, one of many abbreviations.

An mf hardcore porn.

by Ivan February 28, 2005

god

an imaginary friend who's son invent circumsicion to some belief...IT WAS THE DEVIL...& god in one religion god is a giant GOAT...

daddy theres a goat in mamama...my PANTS... WHAT SON GOD'S IN YOUR PANTS...YOU'RE SO LUCKY!!

by ivan May 7, 2003