ivan's definitions

manbit

a measure of coolness, manliness, or style in a geeky way.

Jason had 9 valentines, +5 manbites for that niggah.

by Ivan June 17, 2005

mf

Male/female

Describes porn content, one of many abbreviations.

An mf hardcore porn.

by Ivan February 28, 2005

Ivan

He is the sexiest man alive and really sweet and so fuking attractive!!!

totally fukable

by Ivan May 26, 2004

hot topic

An extremely overpriced store in which posers shop. Get this one thing straight... to be gothic is not to wear black or shit like most of you believe.Being gothic is to be different, to laugh at life, You can prefer the darker side, but if you take it seriously you are already full of shit.No two real goths are the same, and usually arent sad people wearing a shirt that says "Ill go cut myself" but are humorous and fun to be around.

Yes, I shop at hot topic.Define shop...I bought an eyebrow barbell there, and a T-shirt at one point.Its not worth making your life based on it though.

by Ivan June 15, 2004

Shitnips

1.(av,n) Fucked-up looking nipples.

1.Shane Reese took off his shirt and I saw his big shitnips.

2.This bitch has the worst shitnips I have ever seen!

3.DAMN, look at those big shitnips!
11-15-04

by Ivan November 15, 2004

ariyia

little ming
A nice guy who likes the young women
good bloke and a funny guy

myra look what u missed out on

by Ivan November 21, 2004

Gayzer

When someone of a certain sex looks at someone else of that same sex with intent.

Take a picture ya gayzer.

by ivan February 13, 2004