ivan's definitions

tudnut

A tudnut is a small turd that is in the shape of a ball. It is about the size of a nut and usually many come out at the same time.

Ow man, I went to the bathroom and crapped out a tudnut.

by Ivan February 10, 2005

Dildowned

Getting slapped, hit, smacked, or just plain old fucked hard with a dildo.

*Ivan Slaps Rabid_Rabbit with a dildo

Ivan I just dildowned you Rabid_Rabbit!

by Ivan August 26, 2004

ariyia

little ming
A nice guy who likes the young women
good bloke and a funny guy

myra look what u missed out on

by Ivan November 21, 2004

splattoo

A tattoo on the small of a woman's back, often used for ejaculatory target practice.

"She had a splattoo of an Irish Crucifix. I felt kinda guilty looking at it while doing her doggy style."

by Ivan September 5, 2005

dial

the face (particularly female)
see grill

She's got a great personality, but that's a bad dial.

by Ivan January 23, 2004

Shitnips

1.(av,n) Fucked-up looking nipples.

1.Shane Reese took off his shirt and I saw his big shitnips.

2.This bitch has the worst shitnips I have ever seen!

3.DAMN, look at those big shitnips!
11-15-04

by Ivan November 15, 2004

TimmayMD

A specialized proctologist with all male patients. Practices medicine "old school" with no instruments and usually with his hands on your shoulders.

"I'm a bit constipated, time to go visit TimmmayMD and get my stool pushed in"

by Ivan March 10, 2005