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Shitnips

1.Shane Reese took off his shirt and I saw his big shitnips.

2.This bitch has the worst shitnips I have ever seen!

3.DAMN, look at those big shitnips!
11-15-04
by Ivan November 15, 2004
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greasy wheel

Yo, let's order a greasy wheel.
by Ivan January 23, 2004
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essephar

A legion of élite highwaymen, pirates, and other judicial vigilantes, who are inevitably on the wrong side of the powers that be, and yet not for the purpose of working against them. Often unsung heroes, misunderstood, lovable rogues, who do not reveal all their cards until precisely the right moment. Never to be underestimated, crossed, or taken lightly, these highly-trained avengers are snake-like in their infiltration, hulk-like in their revealed presence, and armageddon-like in their destruction of their target.

Origins: The Dalnet #SmokeFilledRoom which housed the initial conspirators; the first essephar council. Now to be found on irc://irc.irchighway.net/#smokefilledroom fighting the good fight in one way or another.

Also:
essepharon - member of essephar
essepharesque - similar to essephar
essepharian victory - victory in the style of essephar
essephar council - the core of essephar, original and senior members
1. An essepharian victory was enjoyed by the 22nd Regiment as they entered the base of the enemy and liquidated all hostiles.
2. The Magnificent Seven are a veritable essephar council.
3. Essephar operations are feared the world over.
by ivan July 13, 2003
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crazychicken

a spamming poultrey wgr
by ivan August 16, 2003
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general grievous

1. the dumbest thing i have ever seen
2. destroyer of all hope that "revenge of the sith" might not be terrible.
1. oh my god why does it have four arms and use four lightsabers this is absurd
2. there goes all my hope that 'revenge of the sith' won't be terrible.
by ivan April 3, 2005
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Pussy Pirate

I think that girl Nina is a pussy pirate.
by Ivan January 27, 2004
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splattoo

A tattoo on the small of a woman's back, often used for ejaculatory target practice.
"She had a splattoo of an Irish Crucifix. I felt kinda guilty looking at it while doing her doggy style."
by Ivan September 5, 2005
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