ivan's definitions

Ivan

He is the sexiest man alive and really sweet and so fuking attractive!!!

totally fukable

by Ivan May 26, 2004

Pussy Pirate

A lesbian; dyke

I think that girl Nina is a pussy pirate.

by Ivan January 27, 2004

loaded

as in stoned, high, drunk, juiced up, rat faced, shit faced rat arsed etc, but with drug ovetones

I got some xyz...let's get loaded

by ivan August 27, 2004

god

an imaginary friend who's son invent circumsicion to some belief...IT WAS THE DEVIL...& god in one religion god is a giant GOAT...

daddy theres a goat in mamama...my PANTS... WHAT SON GOD'S IN YOUR PANTS...YOU'RE SO LUCKY!!

by ivan May 7, 2003

tippmann

best fricking paintball company made

i have a tippmann A-5

by ivan May 6, 2003

bugoga

Short form expressing loud laugh. Most commonly used by russian chat addicts/gamerz as a shape of "", "mwhahaha" etc. More expressive form of "", "rofl", "lmao" etc.

- Damnit, u got lucky, ive lagged! Nxt time ill pwn ur ass!!
- bugoga

by Ivan September 3, 2008

TimmayMD

A specialized proctologist with all male patients. Practices medicine "old school" with no instruments and usually with his hands on your shoulders.

"I'm a bit constipated, time to go visit TimmmayMD and get my stool pushed in"

by Ivan March 10, 2005