ivan's definitions

Divo

The male version of a Diva

The boy would not drink tap water because he is a straight up Divo!

by Ivan May 11, 2003

múm

A greatly original electronic melodic band from iceland. Icelandic girls voices singing english is always amazing.

"Hi, im in the band múm, and we will never go to Florida! Ha!"

by Ivan January 21, 2004

TimmayMD

A specialized proctologist with all male patients. Practices medicine "old school" with no instruments and usually with his hands on your shoulders.

"I'm a bit constipated, time to go visit TimmmayMD and get my stool pushed in"

by Ivan March 10, 2005

god

an imaginary friend who's son invent circumsicion to some belief...IT WAS THE DEVIL...& god in one religion god is a giant GOAT...

daddy theres a goat in mamama...my PANTS... WHAT SON GOD'S IN YOUR PANTS...YOU'RE SO LUCKY!!

by ivan May 7, 2003

tippmann

best fricking paintball company made

i have a tippmann A-5

by ivan May 6, 2003

bugoga

Short form expressing loud laugh. Most commonly used by russian chat addicts/gamerz as a shape of "", "mwhahaha" etc. More expressive form of "", "rofl", "lmao" etc.

- Damnit, u got lucky, ive lagged! Nxt time ill pwn ur ass!!
- bugoga

by Ivan September 3, 2008

press ham

to sit, bare-assed, directly on a toilet seat.

Hell no, I don't press ham on public toilets.

by Ivan January 23, 2004