ivan's definitions

tudnut

A tudnut is a small turd that is in the shape of a ball. It is about the size of a nut and usually many come out at the same time.

Ow man, I went to the bathroom and crapped out a tudnut.

by Ivan February 10, 2005

Dildowned

Getting slapped, hit, smacked, or just plain old fucked hard with a dildo.

*Ivan Slaps Rabid_Rabbit with a dildo

Ivan I just dildowned you Rabid_Rabbit!

by Ivan August 26, 2004

nintendinitis

a cramp, usually on the right hand in the area between the thumb and the index finger that is primarily caused by prolonged exposure to video game controllers

A: One more game.
B: Naw, man. My nintendinits is acting up. I can barely hold this controller.

by Ivan January 23, 2004

manbit

a measure of coolness, manliness, or style in a geeky way.

Jason had 9 valentines, +5 manbites for that niggah.

by Ivan June 17, 2005

loaded

as in stoned, high, drunk, juiced up, rat faced, shit faced rat arsed etc, but with drug ovetones

I got some xyz...let's get loaded

by ivan August 27, 2004

múm

A greatly original electronic melodic band from iceland. Icelandic girls voices singing english is always amazing.

"Hi, im in the band múm, and we will never go to Florida! Ha!"

by Ivan January 21, 2004

Shweh

The "everything" word, a word used to fill in many missing gaps in any conversation, also can be changed into many forms (i.e. shwoh, shwing,shwep etc.)

hey dud I went to that...that... shweh place yesterday, twas awsome!
Really? well shwiggidy shweh on you!

by Ivan April 11, 2005