ivan's definitions

manbit

a measure of coolness, manliness, or style in a geeky way.

Jason had 9 valentines, +5 manbites for that niggah.

by Ivan June 17, 2005

hot topic

An extremely overpriced store in which posers shop. Get this one thing straight... to be gothic is not to wear black or shit like most of you believe.Being gothic is to be different, to laugh at life, You can prefer the darker side, but if you take it seriously you are already full of shit.No two real goths are the same, and usually arent sad people wearing a shirt that says "Ill go cut myself" but are humorous and fun to be around.

Yes, I shop at hot topic.Define shop...I bought an eyebrow barbell there, and a T-shirt at one point.Its not worth making your life based on it though.

by Ivan June 15, 2004

solidstalin

The best user on IGN, constantly held down by that fag BaronVonNapalm (got 2 weeks for saying "Screw you" to him :| "

Likes poppers and setting himself on fire....

"Hey baron you gay twat, get off solidstalins back"

by Ivan March 10, 2005

god

an imaginary friend who's son invent circumsicion to some belief...IT WAS THE DEVIL...& god in one religion god is a giant GOAT...

daddy theres a goat in mamama...my PANTS... WHAT SON GOD'S IN YOUR PANTS...YOU'RE SO LUCKY!!

by ivan May 7, 2003

tippmann

best fricking paintball company made

i have a tippmann A-5

by ivan May 6, 2003

press ham

to sit, bare-assed, directly on a toilet seat.

Hell no, I don't press ham on public toilets.

by Ivan January 23, 2004

Ivan

He is the sexiest man alive and really sweet and so fuking attractive!!!

totally fukable

by Ivan May 26, 2004