cumbrella

the protrusion of fat above the female pudenda. see gunt, FUPA
She'd be hot if it wasn't for that cumbrella.
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essephar

A legion of élite highwaymen, pirates, and other judicial vigilantes, who are inevitably on the wrong side of the powers that be, and yet not for the purpose of working against them. Often unsung heroes, misunderstood, lovable rogues, who do not reveal all their cards until precisely the right moment. Never to be underestimated, crossed, or taken lightly, these highly-trained avengers are snake-like in their infiltration, hulk-like in their revealed presence, and armageddon-like in their destruction of their target.

Origins: The Dalnet #SmokeFilledRoom which housed the initial conspirators; the first essephar council. Now to be found on irc://irc.irchighway.net/#smokefilledroom fighting the good fight in one way or another.

Also:
essepharon - member of essephar
essepharesque - similar to essephar
essepharian victory - victory in the style of essephar
essephar council - the core of essephar, original and senior members
1. An essepharian victory was enjoyed by the 22nd Regiment as they entered the base of the enemy and liquidated all hostiles.
2. The Magnificent Seven are a veritable essephar council.
3. Essephar operations are feared the world over.
by ivan July 13, 2003
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greasy wheel

Yo, let's order a greasy wheel.
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manbit

a measure of coolness, manliness, or style in a geeky way.
Jason had 9 valentines, +5 manbites for that niggah.
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press ham

to sit, bare-assed, directly on a toilet seat.
Hell no, I don't press ham on public toilets.
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Windmaker

Wind: also known as air.; Maker: something or someone that makes stuff.
Windmaker: Makes wind. Windmaker is also know as someone that makes stuff.
Thanks to Windmaker for helping me.; Windmaker is always giving
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Ivan

He is the sexiest man alive and really sweet and so fuking attractive!!!
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