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Uma

To go crazy; postal

Taken from Kill Bill's star. Uma Thurman
by Ivan August 9, 2004
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cumbrella

the protrusion of fat above the female pudenda. see gunt, FUPA
She'd be hot if it wasn't for that cumbrella.
by Ivan January 23, 2004
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general grievous

1. the dumbest thing i have ever seen
2. destroyer of all hope that "revenge of the sith" might not be terrible.
1. oh my god why does it have four arms and use four lightsabers this is absurd
2. there goes all my hope that 'revenge of the sith' won't be terrible.
by ivan April 3, 2005
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splattoo

A tattoo on the small of a woman's back, often used for ejaculatory target practice.
"She had a splattoo of an Irish Crucifix. I felt kinda guilty looking at it while doing her doggy style."
by Ivan September 5, 2005
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Shweh

The "everything" word, a word used to fill in many missing gaps in any conversation, also can be changed into many forms (i.e. shwoh, shwing,shwep etc.)
hey dud I went to that...that... shweh place yesterday, twas awsome!
Really? well shwiggidy shweh on you!
by Ivan April 11, 2005
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Dildowned

Getting slapped, hit, smacked, or just plain old fucked hard with a dildo.
*Ivan Slaps Rabid_Rabbit with a dildo

Ivan I just dildowned you Rabid_Rabbit!
by Ivan August 26, 2004
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ariyia

little ming
A nice guy who likes the young women
good bloke and a funny guy
myra look what u missed out on
by Ivan November 21, 2004
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