fubijar

(chiefly military) acronym for "F*ck you, buddy. I'm just a reservist."
Used primarily during annual two-week activation period required of all military reservists.

Petty Officer - Johnson, you're on garbage detail.
Johnson - (muttered) Fubijar.

by Ivan January 24, 2004

tippmann

best fricking paintball company made

i have a tippmann A-5

by ivan May 06, 2003

press ham

to sit, bare-assed, directly on a toilet seat.

Hell no, I don't press ham on public toilets.

by Ivan January 24, 2004

manbit

a measure of coolness, manliness, or style in a geeky way.

Jason had 9 valentines, +5 manbites for that niggah.

by Ivan February 15, 2005

Windmaker

Wind: also known as air.; Maker: something or someone that makes stuff.
Windmaker: Makes wind. Windmaker is also know as someone that makes stuff.

Thanks to Windmaker for helping me.; Windmaker is always giving

by Ivan December 14, 2003

Ivan

He is the sexiest man alive and really sweet and so fuking attractive!!!

totally fukable

by Ivan May 26, 2004

cumbrella

the protrusion of fat above the female pudenda. see gunt, FUPA

She'd be hot if it wasn't for that cumbrella.

by Ivan January 24, 2004