illinoishorrorman's definitions

Weiner's Circle

Hot dog joint in Chicago known for the mutual double homicide combat between patrons and employees. I had gone there in 2012 and held my own with with the barbs as Poochie didn't cuss that day -- the CBS show The Great Indoors had a character brought in there unknowingly aware of the mutual woof ticket profanity thrown at each other as Poochie herself appeared on the episode (that would got past the censors if they had the real Poochie.)

If you're from Utah you might have your virgin ears reamed. What ever you do, for the love of God don't fucking ask for a Chocolate Shake and don't put ketchup on a hot dog in eye shot. If you don't believe me about the attitude; look up their twitter as they have the staff giving the bird.

Rockaway, New Jersey tourist in Chicago, "Where is somewhere around here to eat?"
Local -- if you can handle the mutual double homicide combat there's a hot dog joint called Weiner's Circle
Rockaway Tourist, "Okay I will check it out."
Walking in and orders a hot dog, then someone in the line orders a chocolate shake.

The tourist wishing she had some brain bleach as she heard them insult her with reference to a Nuclear Power Plant reference.

by illinoishorrorman January 21, 2018

white_serpent

Another high profile member of Fandom_Wank that zeroed in on Cassandra Claire during her fanfiction years; she didn't like being confronted by the man behind The Fandom Writer as she coined him a "psychotic asshole" when she realized she was put on the spot on LiveJournal. As she's known to make J.K. Rowling's established characters into donut punchers and peter puffers. Also known as "Avocado" on FanFiction.net as she's part of what they've known as the Carnivorous Wolves of Fandom Wank. Encyclopedia Dramatica was her alleged journalistic source along with co-hort Mindset so he took direct aim at the latter because she was in striking distance.

The community on journalfen.net had the character known as White_Serpent as Fanlore.org pointed out an alleged "Plagiarism" incident that occurred on FanFiction.net where Cassandra Claire was a key figure. What she was doing was a form of hypocrisy when she lifted characters from J. K. Rowling as Brian Lumley according to his copyright page is casual copyright infringement aka plagiarism which The Fandom Writer took a hard swipe at before becoming a published author. An Eye In Shadows according to White_Serpent was an empty threat until it showed up in one incarnation on lulu.com -- TheBookPatch version was revised for historic accuracy of the era. I think the pseudo-journalistic twat should gone after David Boyer of the Shadow Dolls Plagiarism Affair as he lifted from original fiction writers and the fannish counterparts.

by illinoishorrorman February 16, 2018

victor salva

Director of Jeepers Creepers that's been busted for pulling a Sandusky on a 12 year old actor forcing his tool in the kids mouth as I am trying not to get graphic about it. Don't trust an asshole whose photo on Wikipedia was provided by the department of corrections. In Iowa prison slang he'd be considered a drugcharge

Victor Salva's film output scream pedophile undertones.

by illinoishorrorman January 14, 2018

wham line

Wham line according to TVTropes is employed when someone invokes something extremely psychological or philosophy laced in a dark tone -- it's the thing where Black Comedy sometimes ensues, edit wars on wordpress comments, LiveJournal gang ups, twitter gangups, copyrape by blogtroll, and the industry when pissed at me because I am fond of using double homicide laced wham-lines and it's the polite term for freight-trained as Fandom Wank was pissed when An Eye In Shadows emerged because I had the rapid fire wham-lines at Mindset aka her real name. Holden's Counterpart has a whamline in form of a question, as The Fandom Writer whamline is "you're a thief with a word processor." The light blue blog is notorious for wham-lining as I laid into the cabal when I had a 13,000 word pdf hammering into each of them equating e-book piracy to sneaking into a movie theater with a smart phone and making a video of the damn thing then uploading this to Youtube. Ghosts in the Tornado is known for a very explicit barbed whamline at Jehovah's Witnesses implying how God really hates them as the line had my room mate at the time howling when he beta read this. It's known for the ghoulish storm humor. Ghoulish humor is laced with whamlines if you look close enough.

Kealan Patrick Burke's response to The Fandom Writer's infamous wham line was a weak display of double homicide profanity as he threatened to fly to Chicago to put him into a wall. The author employed slur laced wham lines on his tumblr blog barbed at him such as "Fucking Drunk Leprechaun" and to the blogtroll who lifted his psychological vampire story named for the goth hard rock track of the same name "Non Educated Delinquent" who happens to be a cross-dresser. The blogtroll tweeted a 'wooden spoon' as a barb as he joked to VampireFreaks admin and his cousin who worked at the Illinois School of Broadcasting, the admin was trying to understand the unique problems Italian-Americans face. The 'wooden spoon' joke came up from his cousin. Some in the LiveJournal circles noticed the brass balls of the then Goth LiveJournal admin during the era; when he revealed he is a Conservative and introduced The Cabbie Homicide.

by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018

Rape Instructor

This one, don't use this unless you really want to get in hot water with police. Origins go back to Glenbard East 1993 and plays up in Braidwood, Illinois. It's one of the worst insults one can ever use, nastier than the mother of the f-bomb in an aggressive way.

Oh the teacher from Glenbard East, he was flagged from Facebook because they found out he was a real Rape Instructor.

by illinoishorrorman February 20, 2019

piece

Journalistic term for article, column or short story. In broadcast journalism it would be known as a segment or report. The New Republic canned fabulist Stephen Glass for pieces where he fabricated every single one of his sources. The Cabbie Homicide's writer uncovered a few of these fabrications as he was preparing for an all out war against a SomethingAwful plagiarist who made claims that the writer stole these from a so-called flash drive as VampireFreaks ignored this.

They were calling the writer a so-called 'pest' as he ended up getting into a very public war as he took it to vemeo and wordpress with the blog entry "Don't Fuck With What's Mine." He pulled out a documentary of the Charles Joseph Whitman to give this blog entry more venom.

I've seen the plethora of fabricated piece narratives that Stephen Glass wrote first hand, my facebook public page has an exclusive speaking about walking around in Highland Park called "Hometown of the Fabulist."

by illinoishorrorman January 15, 2018

Science Project

The joke that Snoop Dogg coined towards Bruce Jenner as he revealed to be a Glen/Glenda as I applied the joke to the glorified woman beater Fallon Fox aka Boyd who some said "He may had his pecker cut off but his bone structure gives him away. And GLAAD you can bite my crank as I am contributing this to UrbanDictionary, I suggest you click on donut-puncher, meatspin and every other shock site one would find.

Twitter exploded in a combination of rage and howls over Snoop Dog's controversial "science project" barb at the high profile Glen/Glenda.

by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018