The Science Fiction Writers Association and Horror Writers Association a few days before Halloween 2010 uncovered the serial plagiarist, David "Doc" Boyer who collected 71 stories from other writers and pulled a Stephen Glass on them. This makes what Fandom_Wank is prone to seem tame as Boyer not only plagiarized from original fiction writers but also their fanfiction counterparts as he would employ his multiple personalities as their bylines. CreateSpace and Lulu.com are still selling the illicit lit and authors who caught him are still taking aim at them, one of the authors he stole from was the writer behind the controversial short story on The House of Pain.

Then scammed him with "Electrocuting the Clowns" in his first namesake project as he rebooted the project and released it on Veterans Day 2010 with six new writers and a few more from the public domain. When the Shadow Dolls Plagiarism Affair was blown wide open two plagiarism incidents on VampireFreaks were revealed and one about to happen when the latter plagiarist came from SomethingAwful. Some of the factions in the industry who were vocal about Boyer, turned around and enabled the Robert Baupader incidents to happen. Kealan Patrick Burke's fanbase were also caught with plagiarized work from the publisher who produced The Cabbie Homicide -- when Burke was called out; he was backpedaling.
Blogger on blogspot: Have you read about the 2010 plagiarism incident in the genre fiction community?
VampireFreaks user: No -- what incident is that.

Blogger on blogspot: A publisher who was scammed with two submissions coined this "Shadow Dolls Plagiarism Affair" as it went on from 2007 to 2010 as the plagiarist according to b-thoughtful pointed out every single one of the asshole's assumed named. The publisher who was scammed and later plagiarized coined "Blood in the Water" when addressing the plagiarist as it was a declaration of open season using grisly shark attack analogy for a plagiarist as it's like swimming in shark infested waters with a gaping cut in the artery. The publisher taunts him, "Plagiarize me motherfucker! Plagiarize me motherfucker, fine I am going to have a contest for your replacements. The contributors get to viscerally kill off your fucking multiple personalities you call pen names you lifted with."
by illinoishorrorman February 12, 2018
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incest

when someone copulates with their own blood relatives. In the states it's relatively sick. It's when some dude bangs their own relative.
Some time in the early 2000s, a mother and a son appeared on The Jerry Springer Show saying they were in love with each other, but in truth they were committing the sick act of incest. They wanted to have a baby together, and the crowd chanted "three headed baby, three headed baby, three headed baby."

The conclusion of that one was that the mother and son are motherfucking freaks. Who'd fuck their own mother? Can you imagine what their fuck child would look like -- *shudder*

It's like when a brother and sister are bumping uglies then the sister gets knocked up. They don't know what the fuck to call their kid (son/nephew or mother/aunt)
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Rape Instructor

This one, don't use this unless you really want to get in hot water with police. Origins go back to Glenbard East 1993 and plays up in Braidwood, Illinois. It's one of the worst insults one can ever use, nastier than the mother of the f-bomb in an aggressive way.
Oh the teacher from Glenbard East, he was flagged from Facebook because they found out he was a real Rape Instructor.
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vomit button

Pat Robertson's term when he saw someone who could been from Boystown or Queer as Folk engaging in rule34 on Facebook, in 2013 as a media website noted this one. The industry liked to spear me for having similar vocal views about the subject. Two men or two women just can't reproduce as it's not scientifically possible. If Pat Robertson looked up TVTropes and seen his quip let's put it like this, all of us who are Conservatives took the crack and ran with it as it also became a running joke.
Pat Robertson is no stranger to controversy, he not only coined this imaginary facebook button hence the "vomit button" but he also pissed off Answers in Genesis and "Dr." Dino along with the pseudo-academia establishment in Pensacola as he famously spoke up for the science of evolution as he confirmed to be a theistic evolutionist. It's up there with the scientific faith based enigma known as Hugh Ross when he confirmed to be a Progressive Creationist as this is a form of Old Earth Creationism. Even at his age he's still not afraid to piss off his denomination as the Baptist mainstream tend to play into the "Flintstones Theology" of Ken Ham.
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Have a magical Disney day

The Sun and Caroline McGuire reported on this one as has origins in the established theme park that the photo presentation of Dismalland lampooned. Orlando shuns cynical thought as I used the term "Florida Cheerful" when it comes to this as it's combined with the "Disney Point" as this is a two finger point attributes to the namesake's two-pack-a-day nicotine habit. I've seen Disney use this on those caught lifting creative properties for illicit lit. It's a code insult where they're trying to give you the highway salute and double homicide the smart-asses who pull out the artwork from an artist portraying Peter Pan smoking a crack pipe. Frightfest in Gurnee might leave Disney staff a little unhinged as one scene looks like it was decorated by Pamela Voorhees after impaling them with extreme prejudice.
"Have you seen the pictures?"

"What ones."
"The Disney Point."

I've seen a blog where they found out someone had been producing fanfiction of their protective properties and in on the blog they closed it "Have a magical Disney day!"

According to The Sun and the aussie news circles they're really saying "Fuck you!"
by illinoishorrorman January 26, 2018
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Prison Language

Terminology that The Cabbie Homicide writer used when he addressed Gaahl when he was using the n-bomb and learned that the American Black Metal con man might had conned one of his relatives who was featured in Wall Street Journal. It's implied the language is stronger than double homicide taunting as this stems from the selling of wolf tickets. Some terms in prison language are slurs at particular gang members as it does employ Spanish terms, as each prison gang has their own terminology. Watch Lockup and you will pick up on it. Some of the terms are hard insults on Blood and the other their rival (as these two are gangs in Los Angles.) There are some prison slang born out of Iowa Department of Corrections as in they dragged one out of the sandbox. Then you have the term sliming which according to Lockup is when an inmate uses a combination of their own water and fecal matter mimicking behavior of other primates (see the behaviour of chimpanzees in captivity when being handed a banana.) I had heard classmates use the term gump on some other kids as we were not talking Forrest Gump as it's a prison term for donut-puncher.
Fandom Wank -- the psycho who laid into us in his book was using tons of intense hard language.

Another -- I never heard these terms before.

Fandom Wank -- some of who watched Oz might heard the term prison language. It's coded language where it combines profanity, ethnic language that's an insult, or implying one is a chomo.
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slimer

1.) fictional ghost created by Chicago native Harold Ramos.

2.) prison slang for an inmate that uses various forms of human waste as a weapon ala chimpazeeing it at an unsuspecting corrections officer. Common weapons of a slimer is often feces or piss sometimes they combine the two. High profile example is Danielle Strong. Also one who engages in gassing
When I address a slimer, I am not talking about the Harold Ramos character, but the second definition. They like to do an impression of a chimpanzee in captivity. Look up the term gassing and you will be grossed out.
by illinoishorrorman January 21, 2018
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