illinoishorrorman's definitions
Shortened last name of a horror author from the Latter Day Saint front who retorted to me with "Eat my pussy asswipe" when I asked him how could he be a practicing Mormon and an open donut puncher. My response was a self-deprecation crack which implies he wasn't born with one and no I wasn't going to suck below his waste nor was I going to toss his salad. A Motley Vision has an interview of him from 02/04/2010 where he speaks of being a "totally queer Mormon, but celibate." As this was from a quote on Wikipedia.org, Latter Day Saints and Assemblies of God are noted for being frequent verbal sparring partners -- as some of the barbs would borrow from the 1991, thrash metal mindscrew track "A Dog's Breakfast" as we point out that their founder is a womanizing con man who practiced folk magick and has roots in Freemasonry. When engaging Latter Day Saints employ modern translations such as The New Living or The Voice; then wham line with the "drink your own piss and eat your own dung" referring to the King James Version entries.
The Lovecraft E-Zine was torqued over my critical remark relating to "Pug" as its noted that I got a Jello Eating Bunny cussing me out for seeing a contradiction in their teachings. I would had pissed them off to the core calling The Book of Morom a work of King James Version alternate history published fanfiction. The editor in the e-mail, "I am normally a nice guy but with your comment, congratulations you're the editor who successfully pissed me off."
by illinoishorrorman January 20, 2018
Get the Pugmug. The infamous fanfiction 'novel' lifting from the fourth installment of Star Wars by Lori Jareo as she gave self-publishing a lot of unwanted controversy. Let's just say George Lucas was more than a little pissed. It emerged as the Gothic short story The Typewriter was purchased for First North American rights for Tales of the Talisman as the writer was developing his second sequel to the flagship anthology at the time. Nick Matamas a rival author in the Horror Writers Association reported on the Lori Jareo debacle as he was invoking flame bait about the book appearing on major channels in 2006. Let's just say a lot of us who worked with the print on demand vehicle were pissed at her. Holden's Counterpart puts the pseudo-novelist on the spot.
I am sure if you're doing a novel where the characters are not yours you're pulling another like that damn novel Another Hope. That novel made it hard for a lot of us who wrote original material to be taken seriously.
by illinoishorrorman January 16, 2018
Get the Another Hopemug. The Science Fiction Writers Association and Horror Writers Association a few days before Halloween 2010 uncovered the serial plagiarist, David "Doc" Boyer who collected 71 stories from other writers and pulled a Stephen Glass on them. This makes what Fandom_Wank is prone to seem tame as Boyer not only plagiarized from original fiction writers but also their fanfiction counterparts as he would employ his multiple personalities as their bylines. CreateSpace and Lulu.com are still selling the illicit lit and authors who caught him are still taking aim at them, one of the authors he stole from was the writer behind the controversial short story on The House of Pain.
Then scammed him with "Electrocuting the Clowns" in his first namesake project as he rebooted the project and released it on Veterans Day 2010 with six new writers and a few more from the public domain. When the Shadow Dolls Plagiarism Affair was blown wide open two plagiarism incidents on VampireFreaks were revealed and one about to happen when the latter plagiarist came from SomethingAwful. Some of the factions in the industry who were vocal about Boyer, turned around and enabled the Robert Baupader incidents to happen. Kealan Patrick Burke's fanbase were also caught with plagiarized work from the publisher who produced The Cabbie Homicide -- when Burke was called out; he was backpedaling.
Then scammed him with "Electrocuting the Clowns" in his first namesake project as he rebooted the project and released it on Veterans Day 2010 with six new writers and a few more from the public domain. When the Shadow Dolls Plagiarism Affair was blown wide open two plagiarism incidents on VampireFreaks were revealed and one about to happen when the latter plagiarist came from SomethingAwful. Some of the factions in the industry who were vocal about Boyer, turned around and enabled the Robert Baupader incidents to happen. Kealan Patrick Burke's fanbase were also caught with plagiarized work from the publisher who produced The Cabbie Homicide -- when Burke was called out; he was backpedaling.
Blogger on blogspot: Have you read about the 2010 plagiarism incident in the genre fiction community?
VampireFreaks user: No -- what incident is that.
Blogger on blogspot: A publisher who was scammed with two submissions coined this "Shadow Dolls Plagiarism Affair" as it went on from 2007 to 2010 as the plagiarist according to b-thoughtful pointed out every single one of the asshole's assumed named. The publisher who was scammed and later plagiarized coined "Blood in the Water" when addressing the plagiarist as it was a declaration of open season using grisly shark attack analogy for a plagiarist as it's like swimming in shark infested waters with a gaping cut in the artery. The publisher taunts him, "Plagiarize me motherfucker! Plagiarize me motherfucker, fine I am going to have a contest for your replacements. The contributors get to viscerally kill off your fucking multiple personalities you call pen names you lifted with."
VampireFreaks user: No -- what incident is that.
Blogger on blogspot: A publisher who was scammed with two submissions coined this "Shadow Dolls Plagiarism Affair" as it went on from 2007 to 2010 as the plagiarist according to b-thoughtful pointed out every single one of the asshole's assumed named. The publisher who was scammed and later plagiarized coined "Blood in the Water" when addressing the plagiarist as it was a declaration of open season using grisly shark attack analogy for a plagiarist as it's like swimming in shark infested waters with a gaping cut in the artery. The publisher taunts him, "Plagiarize me motherfucker! Plagiarize me motherfucker, fine I am going to have a contest for your replacements. The contributors get to viscerally kill off your fucking multiple personalities you call pen names you lifted with."
by illinoishorrorman February 12, 2018
Get the Shadow Dolls Plagiarism Affairmug. when someone copulates with their own blood relatives. In the states it's relatively sick. It's when some dude bangs their own relative.
Some time in the early 2000s, a mother and a son appeared on The Jerry Springer Show saying they were in love with each other, but in truth they were committing the sick act of incest. They wanted to have a baby together, and the crowd chanted "three headed baby, three headed baby, three headed baby."
The conclusion of that one was that the mother and son are motherfucking freaks. Who'd fuck their own mother? Can you imagine what their fuck child would look like -- *shudder*
It's like when a brother and sister are bumping uglies then the sister gets knocked up. They don't know what the fuck to call their kid (son/nephew or mother/aunt)
The conclusion of that one was that the mother and son are motherfucking freaks. Who'd fuck their own mother? Can you imagine what their fuck child would look like -- *shudder*
It's like when a brother and sister are bumping uglies then the sister gets knocked up. They don't know what the fuck to call their kid (son/nephew or mother/aunt)
by illinoishorrorman December 31, 2010
Get the incestmug. 1.) The Utah counterpart to the f-bomb. Though they don't realize it's a racist term for those of the Philippines
2.) Latter Day Saints -- it's known as their many almost cuss words, as No Cussing Club tries to get people thinking it sounds cool. RationalWiki likes to mess with them some as I had a little fun with them when a guy was saying Cock and Piss. The controversial censorship advocate emerged when An Eye In Shadows was first published in 2007. One blog points out 1 Samuel 20:30 that the paraphrase of it comes to be "son of a bitch" or "whoreson" -- the things even Mormons don't even understand with the King James Version they so hold so sacredly that when they hear piss, bastard, or some of the others they might have their virgin ears violated. Get them swearing for real; call their Prophet, Joseph Smith a plagiarizing pedophile.
3.) in remodeling it's a term that Vanilla Ice uses when he rebuilds real estate. As this is a noted side career he had since the 1990s as he does this with $1,000,000 mansions. The founding member of E'nuff Z Nuff also had an impressive side career as a showrunner for Shock Jock Mancow Muller. But this word has a few meanings pending on the spectrum it comes from.
2.) Latter Day Saints -- it's known as their many almost cuss words, as No Cussing Club tries to get people thinking it sounds cool. RationalWiki likes to mess with them some as I had a little fun with them when a guy was saying Cock and Piss. The controversial censorship advocate emerged when An Eye In Shadows was first published in 2007. One blog points out 1 Samuel 20:30 that the paraphrase of it comes to be "son of a bitch" or "whoreson" -- the things even Mormons don't even understand with the King James Version they so hold so sacredly that when they hear piss, bastard, or some of the others they might have their virgin ears violated. Get them swearing for real; call their Prophet, Joseph Smith a plagiarizing pedophile.
3.) in remodeling it's a term that Vanilla Ice uses when he rebuilds real estate. As this is a noted side career he had since the 1990s as he does this with $1,000,000 mansions. The founding member of E'nuff Z Nuff also had an impressive side career as a showrunner for Shock Jock Mancow Muller. But this word has a few meanings pending on the spectrum it comes from.
When I discuss the word 'Flip' I am going to discuss definitions 1 and 2 -- as I found a website talking about this called from Kelsey Berteaux and Jannalee Rosner titled"Darn, Flip or Nothing At All" as they had a short-hair crew cut with clean shaven with his hand over his mouth.
If this was used with "The Cabbie Homicide," "The Pattern of Diagnosis," or "Wandering In Darkness" they wouldn't have their sting -- using flip in these would make them sound phony, but 'fuck' gave them the attitude that got some of them published. You want a Latter Day Saint swearing at you for real -- make a joke about their founder being a womanizing pig who can't keep his sex life in check and was the model idea for what would be known as the short film known as "The Tar Baby." Chicago's slang terms well some of them are rooted in profanity such as asswipe and if you want to give the finger to someone, catch them doing DIBS when putting a lawn chair on a parking place you shoveled out for your car. Buzzfeed also has something about Evangelical using a form of pseudo-swearing as my church mates at College Church where trying to break me out of saying the word "shit."
If this was used with "The Cabbie Homicide," "The Pattern of Diagnosis," or "Wandering In Darkness" they wouldn't have their sting -- using flip in these would make them sound phony, but 'fuck' gave them the attitude that got some of them published. You want a Latter Day Saint swearing at you for real -- make a joke about their founder being a womanizing pig who can't keep his sex life in check and was the model idea for what would be known as the short film known as "The Tar Baby." Chicago's slang terms well some of them are rooted in profanity such as asswipe and if you want to give the finger to someone, catch them doing DIBS when putting a lawn chair on a parking place you shoveled out for your car. Buzzfeed also has something about Evangelical using a form of pseudo-swearing as my church mates at College Church where trying to break me out of saying the word "shit."
by illinoishorrorman May 6, 2018
Get the flipmug. The four letters that gets an investigative journalist responding with gfym or grym as the response isn't exactly safe work work, it also pisses off short story writers who write in the same range as The Tell-Tale Heart or the mid-range of 4000-6800 words. It's the response that we ask if you read "The Frog And Toad Together" in the park in your 40s. The grym response was done by The Cabbie Homicide writer on VampireFreaks.
by illinoishorrorman January 16, 2018
Get the tl;drmug. 1.) Born Again Hard (Full Metal Jacket)
2.) Stubborn and not drinking the kool-aid
3.) revealing subject matter the writer doesn't flinch.
2.) Stubborn and not drinking the kool-aid
3.) revealing subject matter the writer doesn't flinch.
When I speak about hard, I don't talk in a sexual terminology. This kind of hard emerged from Basic Training where it mirrors Petty Officer Nasty where one carpetbags recruits with degrading explicit insults.
by illinoishorrorman January 25, 2018
Get the hardmug.