When you encounter a King James Onlyist you know exactly what I mean, they are often from the South or in rural communities often Independent Baptist and buy into everything Jack T. Chick feeds them. This is often known from Pensacola Christian College, Jackson Hole Bible College or other Independent Baptist backed pseudo-academia. They'd often claim that the earth is 6000 years old and claim human-dinosaur coexistence or some weird shit such as flood geology along with other Independent Baptist wingnuttery.
The website from Tampa, Florida, called Stuff Fundies Like catches the wingnuttery of the Independent Baptist sect and had a video of one of the churches.
The light blue blog on wordpress also weighed in on with "King James Only Examined" -- the wording these churches use such as "ye, thy, thine, thou, believeth, saith, etc" hence the term 1611 Speak as they urinate on modern language. They get torqued when you pull out Piss Drinking Bastard -- The Dark Bible website points out the things the 1611 preachers don't have the stones to include in their sermons. When they claim to be scholars you point out they were a Florida Baptism you hear a rage in them as they realize they had a Col 2:8 tossed in their face using modern language.
The light blue blog on wordpress also weighed in on with "King James Only Examined" -- the wording these churches use such as "ye, thy, thine, thou, believeth, saith, etc" hence the term 1611 Speak as they urinate on modern language. They get torqued when you pull out Piss Drinking Bastard -- The Dark Bible website points out the things the 1611 preachers don't have the stones to include in their sermons. When they claim to be scholars you point out they were a Florida Baptism you hear a rage in them as they realize they had a Col 2:8 tossed in their face using modern language.
by illinoishorrorman January 28, 2018
The four letters that gets an investigative journalist responding with gfym or grym as the response isn't exactly safe work work, it also pisses off short story writers who write in the same range as The Tell-Tale Heart or the mid-range of 4000-6800 words. It's the response that we ask if you read "The Frog And Toad Together" in the park in your 40s. The grym response was done by The Cabbie Homicide writer on VampireFreaks.
by illinoishorrorman January 16, 2018
by illinoishorrorman January 16, 2018
A woman who said, "we all plagiarize" on an article the called Pastoral Plagiarism: The Do's and Don'ts was confronted by an outraged An Eye In Shadows guilty party and said, 'no we don't. You don't even know how vile that is in your part of the world. Sê dat ons almal plagiarize. Moenie eers probeer kry gepubliseerde jy onkundig piss-drink teef.." That is pretty vulgar in Afrikaans.
by illinoishorrorman July 27, 2018
The slur that Bram the Talking Wonder Dog's creator uses on the bright blue blog when he was delivered a whamline reminding him of his House of Pain E-Zine appearance. The response came with a rapid-barrage of Irish-American slurs as he had to look a few of them up as some came in Italian.
What did that Chicago based Guinea say to me when invoking that taunt? The slimy fucking-shit-for-brains invoked something where he's relentless when he fights back.
The light blue blog posting to Tumblr: "fottuto Folletto ubriaco"
What the hell was that? Did he throw a double homicide slur at me?
The light blue blog posting to Tumblr: "fottuto Folletto ubriaco"
What the hell was that? Did he throw a double homicide slur at me?
by illinoishorrorman January 21, 2018
Director of Jeepers Creepers that's been busted for pulling a Sandusky on a 12 year old actor forcing his tool in the kids mouth as I am trying not to get graphic about it. Don't trust an asshole whose photo on Wikipedia was provided by the department of corrections. In Iowa prison slang he'd be considered a drugcharge
by illinoishorrorman January 14, 2018
The elaborate mixed meaning coin from a LiveJournal user I presented the ban hammer to because he called me the r-word. The user is known as Aske as he was trying to invoke a LiveJournal vs. Diary-X war after he blasted my diary-x present. This one was coined by the blogger as he would pull out elaborate insults on me as I revealed to be a Conservative on the community as I became in contact with the one of the era Conservatisim admins as I donated paid time to the community.
One of their members became the co-maintainer for many years as I came back in 2004 as this one pointed out, "You proved them all to be liars." Some of those users tried to lay into the light blue wordpress blog in the new tens where I showed why I became the maintainer in 2002. The coin either can be taken as an insult or a badge of honor, where I saw Bush speak up for marriage being between a man and woman I contributed to him being in four more years. One of my promo-photos was noted for a Bush-Cheney denim button-down with a Dali tie.
One of their members became the co-maintainer for many years as I came back in 2004 as this one pointed out, "You proved them all to be liars." Some of those users tried to lay into the light blue wordpress blog in the new tens where I showed why I became the maintainer in 2002. The coin either can be taken as an insult or a badge of honor, where I saw Bush speak up for marriage being between a man and woman I contributed to him being in four more years. One of my promo-photos was noted for a Bush-Cheney denim button-down with a Dali tie.
The kangaroo-jockey's livejournal rant, "Shit did he just ban 40 people in one day, there's going to be drinking game at the expense of George W. Bush of The Goth Community."
I became noted on LiveJournal over challenging a blogtroll to a fist fight as the comment was I am standing in line to kick the bastard's ass over his trolling on Conservatism as he took a swipe at my personal website claiming "He will never be published" as I got picked up by The House of Pain, less than a year later and was accepted in an anthology for the first time. This became noted as the faggot writer's nightmare come true as the staunch Republican invaded the horror circles with an excessive level of force as The Cabbie Homicide was still having momentum as The Fandom Writer was pissing off slash fanfiction writers left and right as there's a few versions now floating around. The original version was pulled from AuthorsDen for a character that plays off the two writers who I managed to be on the radar, this is before the Illinois Hemorroid crack.
I became noted on LiveJournal over challenging a blogtroll to a fist fight as the comment was I am standing in line to kick the bastard's ass over his trolling on Conservatism as he took a swipe at my personal website claiming "He will never be published" as I got picked up by The House of Pain, less than a year later and was accepted in an anthology for the first time. This became noted as the faggot writer's nightmare come true as the staunch Republican invaded the horror circles with an excessive level of force as The Cabbie Homicide was still having momentum as The Fandom Writer was pissing off slash fanfiction writers left and right as there's a few versions now floating around. The original version was pulled from AuthorsDen for a character that plays off the two writers who I managed to be on the radar, this is before the Illinois Hemorroid crack.
by illinoishorrorman January 20, 2018