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One of the most writer un-friendly websites out there. Designed for talking trash. The thought police will block you if you make remarks that are beyond hostile or touch a nerve that goes into the realm of slamming pedophiles as Jared Fogle and Ian Watkins of Lostprophets were on the receiving end of a hashtag reaming.
I've seen what Darren McKeeman pulled after he was fired from Gothic.net, still enraged that his photo in a tux was used as urinal cake and photographed the aftermath. He up and created a fake twitter account of me and seen other fake accounts pop up as well.
by illinoishorrorman January 16, 2018
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grym

Go Rape Your Mother -- a harsher version of "Go Fuck Your Mother" but because of the article about the mother who did the genetic attraction to her son, the joke is even grosser in hindsight. It's the wolf tickets version of gfym.
troll on message board taunting a journalist, the journalist pulls out 'grym' as on Shocklines saw the 'gfym' response as someone was pulling out Spiderman memes when he was doing a submission call.
by illinoishorrorman January 17, 2018
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Projectile Nut Shot

It's when you have a direct hit as when a blunt object is aimed for your soft bits.
What the hell was that? Fred Durst on the receiving end of a citrus fruit projectile nut shot.
by illinoishorrorman January 17, 2018
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Fred Durst

See the Chicago Speedway lemon incident as metalheads in Chicago call him "Lemon Nuts" as he got nailed in the nuts with a lemon; it's a guess if a Chicago White Sox pitcher is in the audience and threw the lemon. Durst incited a ho yay laced tirade at Chicago radio icon Mancow Muller as MTV.com reported on the 2003 incident as they were on tour with Metallica. MTV Icon ignored all of Metallica's peers and the rest of thrash metal for that matter as they didn't do the Icon right with them. Chicago Sun-Times chronicled Durst slagging on the fans with the taunts "Fucking Pussies" and the crowd "Fuck Fred Durst" as he was pelted with garbage. They know what heavy metal is as they might have a Trouble album in their collection. The "your baseball teams suck" invoked the lemon to the nuts. It's the most high profile projectile nut shot. The website Metal Underground chronicled the lemon projectile incident as it's the joke that the Chicago metal community runs with; as Anthrax came in town and tore shit up in Chicago Heights. He employed some pretty explicit sexual put downs where The Cabbie Homicide writer is a bit funnier with the degrading insults as he applies some of the putdowns to Mary Sangiovanni as a heavy metal band from Chicago took the insult one step further with the crack, "Fuck her and her porn career."
Fred Durst pertaining to Mancow, "I will be fucking Mancow in the ass on your front lawn" as he storms off stage.

The heavy metal community in Chicago, "What a fucking pussy as we're wanting to attend a Limp Bizkit show with a shopping bag full of lemons so we can aim for his nuts backstage." Fred Durst is associated with the projectile nutshot everyone in the metal community won't let the collective butt of the joke live it down.
by illinoishorrorman January 17, 2018
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Another Hope

The infamous fanfiction 'novel' lifting from the fourth installment of Star Wars by Lori Jareo as she gave self-publishing a lot of unwanted controversy. Let's just say George Lucas was more than a little pissed. It emerged as the Gothic short story The Typewriter was purchased for First North American rights for Tales of the Talisman as the writer was developing his second sequel to the flagship anthology at the time. Nick Matamas a rival author in the Horror Writers Association reported on the Lori Jareo debacle as he was invoking flame bait about the book appearing on major channels in 2006. Let's just say a lot of us who worked with the print on demand vehicle were pissed at her. Holden's Counterpart puts the pseudo-novelist on the spot.
I am sure if you're doing a novel where the characters are not yours you're pulling another like that damn novel Another Hope. That novel made it hard for a lot of us who wrote original material to be taken seriously.
by illinoishorrorman January 16, 2018
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The Fandom Writer

A horror story on FictionPress and was on the e-zine The House of Pain, it's a slash fanfiction writer's nightmare as the author who wrote it took a very hard swipe at those who lift copyrighted properties and rule34 them. Fandom Weirdness addresses real person fiction as he does the form at his own expense as he treats the style like writing creative nonfiction. The story was a forerunner to creepypasta as it's one that it was a little more toned down from his true crime outing as he kept the swearing to a minimum in the first introduction. The writers who found it on The House of Pain noticed it came from an angle that was very much unexplored for a writer yet to be published in print as it sparked controversial responses. It's coined House of Pain's most controversial dark horse. The LGBT community are the ones who want to spear him the most as comments suggesting he needs to be the bottom of anal with no Vaseline.

Slash writers would pull the snacky's law retort as they would bully the author first when they would try to make fandoms from his original content. It's noted for the quote from R. L. Stine. He also introduced the Chick Tracts to the horror lexicon as he when he was 18 had passed them out until he enrolled in college and examined the movement with his blog where he at great length pointed out their fallacy. He used strong language in the blog entry as he did with his cult horror output as he got a following as high up as Huffington Weird.
slash fanfiction writer: did you read that horror story?
other fangirl: what one is that?
The Bara fanboy: Are you two talking about The Fandom Writer?
Slash fangirl: The fucker drew 43 reviews from torqued fan fiction writers.
All of them: oh shit he's borrowing from pundits as he's also a Conservative
fanfic lesbian: Shit he's the same writer who introduced an alleged true crime yarn in the vein of Edgar Allan Poe. Fuck this one has a sting as the horror e-zine going back as far as 1994 picked this up. That's it, he's got our number, talk about getting pwned.

Gossip blogger: I looked into the case, he wasn't making it up as the local newspaper the true crime yarn originated reported on it from 1993-1994. The insight he gave played into the articles themselves as the lines from Cabbie mirror the article. Though he hasn't seen it in years as he wrote this entirely from memory and cited the high school paper as they had a piece on the subjects.

Fandom_wank: let's troll this one and violate his copyrights. He's published and a public figure. We'll cite Encyclopedia Dramatica and ljdrama as our journalistic sources.
by illinoishorrorman May 3, 2018
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Holden's Counterpart

A biting creative nonfiction deconstruct of those who get celebrated for doing novels where character were never their's to begin with. The author sneaked this on fanfiction as he introduced a tone that some who are known types who gave him shit were put on spot. He took aim at the pseudo-novelist who wrote the piece of shit known as Another Hope which Lucasfilm took aim at her along with his rival, Nick Matamas, on his LiveJournal blog. Noted for the jokes at his own expense using slurs for Italians, greaseball and wop. Noted for the challenging question, "Does one see the world through the eyes of a fan writer or a journalist?" The companion pieces are "Hometown of the Fabulist" on facebook and The Fandom Writer on FictionPress.

It didn't have the same reaction as the slash fandom had when he introduced a short story called The Fandom Writer on FictionPress as it attracted 43 reviews from disgruntled slash fanfiction writers -- some called it a hatefic. He addressed The Stephen Glass affair and the debacle he was dragged into back in Halloween 2010 as he revamped his project to become his most personal anthology project.

When fandom writers when doing fan fiction sometimes don't realize some of the material was based on true stories such as Fast Times or Normal Life as it was based on the Bearded Bandit from Schamburg, Illinois.
The said piece was conceived when he caught a fanwriter saying, "Fan fiction is better than the original material" then the bastard blasted the piece.

He pointed out, "this one goes over your heads because you don't investigate journalistic shams and academic frauds.

You do novels that eventually you'll be stealing from us in the small press." The title refers to Catcher in the Rye's main character as the author was the creative nonfiction counterpart; hence the term Holden's Counterpart.
by illinoishorrorman May 3, 2018
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