shit tins

A vast quantity of a given item

Mate, were gonna need shit tins of beers to survive this crap party.

by Guru December 05, 2004

sure, why not?

The most stupid answer ever to someone asking if they should go into a house full of zombies. From House of the Dead. Due to bad actors and being translated into engrish.

Shall we go in?
Sure, why not?

by Guru January 08, 2004

go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

A semi clever quip made by computer geeks and gurus.. Quite similar to the military quip " You are so fucking useless, I should replace you with a button"

by Guru June 15, 2003

munkus

To lose a colon. Or to be attacked by small colon dwelling gnomes.

Ahhhh man, the doctor munkus'd me. I can no longer poo properly. :(

by GuRu December 02, 2003

Clock

An object loved not only by Chris Baker and Tom Fall but also just about everyone with a brain.
Used for telling the time of course.

Chris loves the clock!

by Guru March 10, 2004

sheebz

To sheebz - the act of building, upgrading or improving an object (usually a car) with excessive amounts of gaffa tape and zip ties.

A practical application of Sheebz for the upgrade of a car exhaust.

Simple sheebzology tells us that more noise = more power.
Therefore, more noise + (milo tin x wank value)over Y (where Y is equal to
exhaust diameter = ye olde shit tins more power.

by Guru March 14, 2004

stick with tits

adj. used to catergoize petite females with large tids. Large, relative to the body size.
See tits on a stick

Man, that little asian chick we saw last night, definitely a stick with tits!

by Guru November 07, 2004