yoggles

jamesog slapping Guru being.
* Yoggles slaps jamesog
by guru December 27, 2003
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munkus

To lose a colon. Or to be attacked by small colon dwelling gnomes.
Ahhhh man, the doctor munkus'd me. I can no longer poo properly. :(
by GuRu December 03, 2003
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aka

by guru September 29, 2003
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ye olde shit tins

The same as the original shit tins, meaning a vast quantity of a given item with the preffix 'ye olde' indicating someting from days gone by.

Lets be honest, it just sounds better!
phwor, you're gonna need ye olde shit tins of gaffa tape to fix that!
by Guru December 05, 2004
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Clock

An object loved not only by Chris Baker and Tom Fall but also just about everyone with a brain.
Used for telling the time of course.
by Guru March 11, 2004
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umff

humpage. between 2 people.
umff! umff! umff! umff!
by guru July 15, 2004
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TREllis

A fat smelly slag, often used for free mcdonalds supplies.
Tom-arse.
by Guru August 21, 2003
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