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tightend

The most sought after offensive line position in American football, by gay ball players, is tightend.
Know what's funny, the most gay guy I know, Derick, is trying out for tightend.
by Guido1 March 8, 2008
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oxygen assimilation

The ability of the body to "burn" glucose and exhale carbon dioxide. This process includes lung function, cardiac efficiency, vascular tone, and cellular metabolism.
Cycling requires good oxygen assimilation.
by Guido1 March 6, 2008
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half and halfs

Persons who carry, usually the best genetics of two races. The worlds' best looking women, and the most handsome men, are of mixed ethnic origins. A type of genetic perfection of the homo sapien species is underway due to facility of global communication and transportation systems.
Barack Obama is from the genetic blending of a black man and a white woman. Barack and other half and halfs are still beset by oxymoronic racial stereotypes.
by Guido1 March 19, 2008
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couch potato warrior

A person who advocates involvement in military or stratigic policy on a 9 or 10 scale, when in their own life, have never, or will have never been at that level of the identical risk.
Rush Limbaugh and Dick Cheney clearly define the couch potato warrior, as opposed to say, Colin Powell.
by Guido1 May 31, 2009
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McThought

A quick judgment that may be in error, or not precise, but required for some situation or condition that solicited an immediate, but untimely response
Man, I am so sorry for what I said about you yesterday, it was just a McThought, and I was so wrong.
by Guido1 March 8, 2013
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AIG Golden Rule

Do unto others before they start looking for you.
The rewrite of the Golden Rule into what is now the AIG Golden Rule, has ruined business dealings for everyone, and bankrupt the country.
by Guido1 March 21, 2009
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Boise

People who don't live here, mispronounce it: Boys Z. No, No, Not right. It is: Boy See, got it? I Da (Duh) Ho. Thank you very much.
I hate it when people say: Boys Z, for Boise.
by Guido1 March 20, 2009
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