Definitions by guido1

burn up 

1. What you say to someone when you want them to go away.
2. To catch of fire.
3. To make someone very angry.

I am so fricking tired of you, just go burn up.

burn up by Guido1 March 11, 2008

mister twister 

If you are a guy, something much worse than a tornado.

That little twinkleberry gave his best friend a mister twister.

mister twister by Guido1 March 11, 2008

cumdemonium 

A very wild and noisy sexual orgy.

Man, I have been to an orgy before, but that was utter cumdemonium.

cumdemonium by Guido1 March 11, 2008

pseudo sexual 

A person who performs sexual acts or openly indicates sexual behavior contrary to their own sexual orientation (also spelled pseudosexual).

Dude, I know Jason is really gay, so why is he dating Jennifer? Personally, I think he is just a pseudo sexual.

pseudo sexual by Guido1 March 8, 2008

pseudosexual 

A word with the same meaning as pseudo sexual. Pseudosexual is usually the adjective and pseudo sexual is used as a noun.

A pseudo sexual is a person who practices pseudosexual relationships in order to deceive, or confuse others of his or her "true" sexual orientation.

pseudosexual by Guido1 March 8, 2008

tightend 

The most sought after offensive line position in American football, by gay ball players, is tightend.

Know what's funny, the most gay guy I know, Derick, is trying out for tightend.

tightend by Guido1 March 8, 2008

space-time

The space-time concept is the most difficult to explain or understand in the entirety of human knowledge. We perceive reality in terms of up and down, left and right, even jokes are made like: "He doesn't know up from down." For we view things in relativistic terms, and dualisms. Does up exist by itself? Does left exist by itself? Are they continuum's? Can an event exist as a non-event. Are space and time inseparable dualities? How many dimensions are there--one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, then eleven. Black holes, white holes event horizon, helix, super galactic, sub-atomic, worldlines. string-like, super-strings, quarks, gluon's, tachyons, big-bang, big-bang plus 1 x 10 minus 18th second. An event in terms of x,y, and z with respect to a rotational helix with a velocity equal to c on the worldline so long as it occurs outside the event-horizon and stays within the worldline. That's why they messed up the Philadelphia experiment.

You are playing God when you mess with the space-time continuum.

space-time by Guido1 March 7, 2008